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flomojopoanode Dec 4, 2003

I saw a show on this last night on the learning channel, and there's one man who's maybe 1/2 second behind the rest of us because he was on a space station for 2 years. Interesting Side note...T...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

is the 1/2 sec even noticeable for him?

iwz iwz ·

yeah.. it's really weird tho. since he's a half second in the past, he can't drive a car, cause he's always delayed. you can't talk to him normally, cause it's like talking to somebody over a satellite link. also, if he starts running, he turns invisible because he starts slipping even further into the past. and his hair grows slower.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

ian stop lying it doesn't suit you

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

Can we just admit that his "lies" were dripping with sarcasm? It's kinda humorous.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

i give him points for trying to be funny. ian - +1.5 for you!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

why are you guys taking his side?? jk

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Ian you totally had me until "also, if he starts running, he turns invisible because he starts slipping even further into the past."

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

he doesn't stay a 1/2 second in the past, he would just experience a half second less of aging then everybody else....& it's not a 1/2 second it's a lot less, but it still illustrates the principal though

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