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flomojopoanode Dec 4, 2003

I saw a show on this last night on the learning channel, and there's one man who's maybe 1/2 second behind the rest of us because he was on a space station for 2 years. Interesting Side note...T...

forrestina Dec 4, 2003

is the 1/2 sec even noticeable for him?

iwz iwz

yeah.. it's really weird tho. since he's a half second in the past, he can't drive a car, cause he's always delayed. you can't talk to him normally, cause it's like talking to somebody over a satellite link. also, if he starts running, he turns invisible because he starts slipping even further into the past. and his hair grows slower.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

ian stop lying it doesn't suit you

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

Can we just admit that his "lies" were dripping with sarcasm? It's kinda humorous.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i give him points for trying to be funny. ian - +1.5 for you!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

why are you guys taking his side?? jk

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Ian you totally had me until "also, if he starts running, he turns invisible because he starts slipping even further into the past."

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