This may sound juvenile, but The Cat in the Hat movie plucks my nerves (the live action one that just came out). Total deviation from Suess.

you saw it?

i saw it.. and i LOVED it... but i was the only one haha

yeah at least i only paid 5.50 for it

that's what happens when you turn a book with less than 100 words into a 90 minute movie

they had to add 45527 fart jokes to make it work.