Oh, I knew what you meant. I was just being perverse. I just wanted to point out that the theory of relativity is a lot crazier than even you made it sound.
well of course, the stuff I mentioned here was, at the very most the tip of an ice burg - but I wanted to keep the peoples interest!..lol, pulling a steven hawking & writing a novel might have made ian weary as to whether he should even approve the story or not