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ophelia Dec 6, 2003

my sister told me once that there was a kid in her school who's lips were so big, they called him Apoca-lips..hahaha..I laughed for a while about that

skaorsk8 Dec 6, 2003

you have a sister??

forrestinaOG 2002

Dec 6, 2003

hah she's the same age as jewy

skaorsk8OG 2002

Dec 6, 2003

ugh a less mature version of bryan....never mind

tinserOG 2002

Dec 6, 2003

who's jewy?

opheliaOG 2003

Dec 6, 2003

this yamika wearing, kinish eating bum who has lived in the valenti house for years..nobody knows where the jew came from, they just accept it's presence and treat him as part of the familly

tinserOG 2002

Dec 6, 2003

does he make killer bagels?

opheliaOG 2003

Dec 6, 2003

yes actually, he does make killer bagels...besides being a bum, he's aso a scientist - an experiment involving a blueberry bagel and alligator DNA went extremely wrong, creating a carniverous killer bagel...ate 3 kids last summer

yodasuckaOG 2003

Dec 6, 2003

wow... hm.. i would MUCH rather this story be true then the real jewy i must live with...

skaorsk8OG 2002

Dec 6, 2003

hmm perhaps the real jew is tim's brother

yodasuckaOG 2003

Dec 6, 2003

haha tru dat yo

opheliaOG 2003

Dec 6, 2003

tims lil brother looks exactly like one of our publications depictions of one of the apostles...well, when he actually sprouts facial hair, you'll see the resemblence a lot more

forrestinaOG 2002

Dec 6, 2003

our little sister Jordanna

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