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iwz Dec 8, 2003

Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use...

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toxicgirlOG 2003

This is one of those jokes where you laugh at first HAHAHAHA, and then you think about it a little and feel like a bad, cruel, insensitive person for finding it amusing.

iwz iwz

so true. i went through the same emotions.

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