A man goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom." The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. The man asks, "Is it serious, doctor?" ...

That was a cute and corny joke. Though it makes me wonder how the head of iceberg lettuce arrived at its destination in the first place.

why do you feel the need to be so disgusting??

shoysh, insolent waif. tis a fair question.

by my trough! i have seen the fair servant girl be more noble in times past!

you dare speak ill of such a first rate woman?! toxi tis the fairest maiden this side of the toms river! mannered slave girls do not concern me, sir hill. you know not of true fairness. though ...

Weird. Are you two going to have a joust now?