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skaorsk8 Dec 8, 2003

A man goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom." The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. The man asks, "Is it serious, doctor?" ...

toxicgirl Dec 8, 2003

That was a cute and corny joke. Though it makes me wonder how the head of iceberg lettuce arrived at its destination in the first place.

skaorsk8 Dec 8, 2003

why do you feel the need to be so disgusting??

fivezero Dec 8, 2003

shoysh, insolent waif. tis a fair question.

skaorsk8 Dec 8, 2003

by my trough! i have seen the fair servant girl be more noble in times past!

fivezero Dec 8, 2003

you dare speak ill of such a first rate woman?! toxi tis the fairest maiden this side of the toms river! mannered slave girls do not concern me, sir hill. you know not of true fairness. though ...

tinserOG 2002

Dec 9, 2003

hahaha, i love midevil talk

thefunkyfreshFounder

Dec 9, 2003

well whatever floats your boat, but the jousting thing was over the line

toxicgirlOG 2003

Dec 9, 2003

HEY in medieval times knights jousted in addition to talking funny. THAT'S WHAT I WAS MEANING!!! I am the innocent one here. You are the one with the sick mind. Don't label me just cuz I asked how the head of lettuce got stuck.

hunkpapapOG 2003 stupid

Dec 10, 2003

I GOT A MEDIEVAL JOKE!!

Two knights are walking through the forest. They come upon a woman and the first knight says: Good day fair maiden, have you seen a knight with a white mare, dragon shield and black cloaks?
To which the maiden says, No good sir i have not.
Thank you and go in peace maiden of the forest.
The two knights continue and come upon a blacksmith and again the first knight asks, Good day sir blacksmith, have you seen a knight with a white mare, dragon shield and black cloaks?
To which the blacksmith says, no good sir i have not.
then the two knights proceed farther until the first knight says, WHERE THE HELL IS FRANK?