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iwz Feb 14, 2002

haha, i juust remembered something. i once had to wipe jolly candy man's butt for him, because he didn't know how yet, and my uncle (who was babysitting both of us) was too chicken so he made me do...

g.f.s.rocks Feb 14, 2002

Ian, thats so mean and embaressing to bring up for poor Jolly Candy Man

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

when I was about 3 years old, my sister was a little baby, and my dad would play these tricks on me. He'd have me help with the "aftermath" of a diaper change - in other words, my job was to throw away the diaper. Before I grabbed the diaper from him, I'd ask him, "poopoo in there?" My dad would tell me "no, no, todd, no poopoo in there", and then I'd take the diaper from him to throw away in the garbage. I'd run off, and when I was just about to throw it away, my dad would yell to me "poopoo in there!" and I'd run all the way back and give him the diaper. He'd do it to me over and over. ahhh....it was probably hilarious, but I was 3, I didn't know.

tpham tphamOG 2001

why would you give him back the diaper ? i don't get it.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

first of all, I was THREE. Second of all, if there was poop in the diaper, I didn't want to touch it or have anything to do with it, so first I'd ask....is there poop in there? if the answer was no, well, I didn't mind taking it to be thrown away. But my reaction when my dad told me there was poop in the diaper, instead of just throwing it away since I was already there (and I can actually remember this happening), was to bring it back to my dad, because...yuck, it had poo in it!

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jollycandymanOG 2001

And it all makes perfect sense now

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nine9starOG 2001

ha ha ha awwwww that is so cute lol

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jollycandymanOG 2001

The person who saved his poop says you could have made a pinata

with it!

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jollycandymanOG 2001

Who the heck wrote this? Someone must have logged in under my name. Although it is a pretty good idea

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

hahaha, you must have a split personality and didnt realize it!!

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