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punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

LOL! ive only seen a picture, and really this guy DOES look like him... but that doesnt mean you should have ANGST! you should unite with him... i mean whats better than one hot funky fresh? TWO hot funky freshes!!!!!!!!!!

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

nah, that's dangerous......unless they can combine into one "super funky fresh" being. Otherwise he HAS to steer clear. Besides.....matt might be just as cool, and just as good looking as this "steve" fella, but Matt doesn't have Bethel in his bag, which automatically makes steve a first pick over matt with the ladies.

magnum magnumOG 2001

yeah i dont comprehend the "hi im from bethel" but look as good as a dog who ran into a brick wall, and yet somehow get chicks? weird.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

nu-uh that is NOT even impressive. spirituality IS impressive, but not "hi im spiritual" ugh! so annoying!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

not even true! cuz when guys come up to me and are like "hey i go to bethel..." or even "hey im a pioneer.." its SUCH a turnoff... its like theyre saying "i want to impress you by being the grasshopper that hops higher" (those of you at stanhopes meeting last night will know what im talking about) its just too annoying. Its whats in the heart that counts, not whats said upon the lips!

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