My Evil Twin
by So people have been saying that there's this guy from bethel named "Steve" who has lately been seen hanging around in the same circles as I do. This guy, "Steve," apparently looks a lot like me. I have heard phrases like, "Oh my god, He looks JUST like you!", and "You wouldn't believe how much from the side he looks like you", and "people were calling him Matt because he looks JUST like you!" and finally, "He's tall with blonde hair... just like you!"
Okay, to be blunt I don't like this news a whole lot. I don't know if Steve is a nice guy, a loser, a genius, an entrepeneur, a communist, or what, but the fact is that I don't care. I can't have some knucklehead who happens to look a little like your very own funky fresh parading around in MY social circle.
So here's the ultimatum: If anybody meets this guy, do not become friends with him. Do you understand? That means your new slogan should be, "if Steve says hi, just walk on by (or punch him in the face and take out his knees)". Anyway, I just thought I'd share this with you. This ends this news broadcast. Live long and perspire.
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Thank you for the mission, if you would like I could go to bethel and do that for you, you know take out the knees and stuff...for a measurable fee that is....
while your at it you might as well take out alot of them guys :P
do you even know what nominal means? withOUT consulting dictionary.com?
DOH!! Wrong word....I should have consulted dictionary.com first before using big words...
sure sure... its ok :)
Okay, first off, Steve is such a nice guy and shouldn't be punished for looking like Matt Kelly, I mean, isn't that punishment enough? DOH!! In all seriousness, he's like 6'5 so I wouldn't try knocking in his knee caps, especially if you're like giacomo and have no game and for all of you girls on this list.. not only does Steve look like our very own Matt Kelly but he's from california, a bethelite, a snowboarder and phenomenal swing dancer. Seriously. This guy is a triple s, sexy, single and spiritual.
HAHAHA! that was so funny! i've never heard that before, "a triple S" lol
"like giacomo" meaning a snowboarder and phenomenal swing dancer and hot and sexy and unbelivably great?? If not what did you mean O'Megan dear?
sounds nice :D im i gonna meet this incredible guy?
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so wait, when are you going to introduce me?? lol
ha ha great minds think alike ;)
:) i think he should be invited to the ezabel party... what do you think?
oooooooh yeah ;) ha ha, but hey we can both "work the flirt" right?
of course! may the best woman win! lololol !!! j/k!
ha ha ha - okay i might as well give it up now lol
TINA ROCKS!!!!!!!!
kick his kneecaps in?
LOL! ive only seen a picture, and really this guy DOES look like him... but that doesnt mean you should have ANGST! you should unite with him... i mean whats better than one hot funky fresh? TWO hot funky freshes!!!!!!!!!!
nah, that's dangerous......unless they can combine into one "super funky fresh" being. Otherwise he HAS to steer clear. Besides.....matt might be just as cool, and just as good looking as this "steve" fella, but Matt doesn't have Bethel in his bag, which automatically makes steve a first pick over matt with the ladies.
yeah i dont comprehend the "hi im from bethel" but look as good as a dog who ran into a brick wall, and yet somehow get chicks? weird.
nu-uh that is NOT even impressive. spirituality IS impressive, but not "hi im spiritual" ugh! so annoying!
not even true! cuz when guys come up to me and are like "hey i go to bethel..." or even "hey im a pioneer.." its SUCH a turnoff... its like theyre saying "i want to impress you by being the grasshopper that hops higher" (those of you at stanhopes meeting last night will know what im talking about) its just too annoying. Its whats in the heart that counts, not whats said upon the lips!
matt, I think this is the funniest thing I've ever read (by you). I'll be sure to give Steve your "condolences" after I beat the snot out of him. By the way, your condolences would be something like, "die!!!!!!!", similar to Jim Carrey's (llyod christmas) line at the end of Dumb and Dumber. Nothing personal, steve....if you are reading this.....whoever you are.
its nothing personal against him, he may be a great guy. but he has to go. nice d&d reference!
Exactly, you have nothing against steve personally whatsoever, but he's working your corner, and he's got to go.
well... thats too bad that he looks like you matt... well.. how do you know that.. maybe YOU look like him...? eh eh?!?!?! why do you have to think YOU are the ONLY one that looks like somone ELSE.. i think you SUCK!!!
I actually have it worse. I apparently look just like Matt's cousin Jimmy, and he doesn't even go to Bethel
Hows that worse??
well if he did go to Bethel, when people come up to me and say,"Are you that kid tha goes to Bethel?"
I could go,"I sure am. Do you have a sister?"
or a mom?? LOL
or maybe even cousin or aunt
lol, you don't look that much like him. you just have ballpark similarities
What?!? They look nothing alike...whats the similarity here?