bah my knees bother me all the time from skateboarding and snowboarding. More from skating due to the flat landings. Deal with it you wussy! Also my shoulders are a wee bit messed up too. I wanna be the bionic man.
Yea, Ty be a man! Are you a man or a mouse!!1
He is a mouse, cant you tell by this:

Man I should've known!
the point of the story is not to complain about my pain.. which of course i can handle.. it's the fact that i wanted to kill the guy who rammed me off the trail.. if actually did it and stayed there to check i'm ok.. i would have been like yea i need some help up.. and when he got close i would have nailed him right in the jewels.. and then proceed to taking my board off and beating him with it.
hahaha. jewels.