You know you're addicted to eZabel IF . . .
by You are intrigued by the use of the ellipsis ". . ." . . .
You refuse to get up to go to the bathroom without checking the musings ONE MORE TIME . . .
You have an odd reverance for ian just because he created this place and takes no responsibility for getting us hooked, despite fueling our addictions . . .
You are an obsessive, polished search engine user who MUST find the answer to a particular question before anyone else . . .
You have diminishing brain cells due to reading anything posted by skaorsk8 . . .
You talk crazy all hours of the night . . .
You get NOTHING accomplished at work because you have to keep refreshing the Musings page . . .
The concept of "Chat" is foreign to you . . .
any others?
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you know your addicted to ezabel if you're posting how addicted to ezabel you are
No but really I could stop at any time I wanted to. Really I could.
when your sitting at assembly, hearing one of the most amazing talks and the brother uses the word "musing" and your mind starts wandering to "I wonder how many musings there are posted....."
If your having a really bad day and posting a journal makes you feel better.
your hair is caught on Bryans hook necklace and ur life is in danger but u keep on reading eZabel...
The first site you go to when you get on the computer is "www.ezabel.com."
All the time. :)
more like your homepage is set at eZabel.com...
BWAHAHAHA!!! Even worse.
But, I'd probably do that if my husband didn't have control over the computer.
how do the husbands get control over the computer all the time... man it's rough right? hahaha... I can't wait in our new place I'm gonna set up my old computer that's been sitting in a closet for the past 2 years. I can't wait to have it back haha... geekeroo
put linux on it and show your husband that you're TRULY crazy
oh yeah i want linux on it.
Well, he gets dibs on the computer, because it was his before there was an "us." He had all the good stuff that furnished the house. I just brought the kid. You know...for entertainment. He's better than TV. :)
you tell a 6 year old girl you can't play with her because you have important work to do.. then u go upstairs and sign on eZabel
HAHAH oh bollyman.
i was like oh bollyman huh?
LOL! perfect usage young zabel!
If you starting to understand half of what i say
<---most informative comment that thai has ever posted
u were not only present, but participated in Too Many Musings Tuesday
Ah, good times!
such a memory - wipes tear from eye *sniff*
i can't wait to have grandkids to tell them about this!
you're excited and proud when someone revives an old Forum thread that YOU started . . .
You donate $1500 to eZabel just to be number 1
$$BLING BLING$$
It makes your day when one of your comments is marked "funny"
and ur day is not worht living when you get a stupid mark
Your still posting comments at 2:51 am when you have an Assembly the next day
Sitting through an Assembly with not enough sleep is rough stuff.
Four cups of coffee and a red bull does the the trick every...
Hold on I have to pee
you were sooo jittery, I was wondering if you were on crack
if you are sitting at the assembly thinking about what you are going to post tonight at the same time...
you put people in your cell phone phonebook by their eZabel names...
You post even tho no one knows u, likes u, or cares.
Like this one.
aaawwwwww, Trooper, we care. Not about you or your comment, but we care in general.
ahem. ***dan pulls matt into the huddle to bring him up to speed***
ouch ****Matt is hurt emotionally, so he throws milk at Dan and he melts****
thanks. the end of a crappy day, maybe even a life.
haha. sorry, i was just venting some insecurities of my own
not u, candy man, the other guy. sk8orska.
You insist on playing Manhunt Ezabelers Vs. Non-Ezabelers.
hahaha, in danhill terms: ROFL
haha, yea, ian would've been proud.
is this the 't-handles only' thread?
It was until you wrote in it.
torry
...your IE favorites include ezabel-logout and ezabel-top_users
you legally change your name to your eZabel sn and refuse to respond to your former title
no, actually that's more like "you know you're psychotic when"...
song of the day was something that no one else will ever be able to pull off except for me.
what did you change on this comment ian?
it doesnt' need a moderation flag...
You have an aversion to using the "Reply" button just to make Ian mad . . .
1) You make constant use of "Open in New Window."
2) You were filled with a sadness, when you found out that HTML tags are eventually gonna be done away with.
You are actually look to see how many points you have acquired. You wish you knew how the point system worked, and you wish you knew why you cared.
eZabel is like "Who's Line is it Anyway" ..everyone wants the points, and the points don't mean anything.
Ahh! Maybe Mike will get to read the credits at the end of the world?
perhaps...if drew cary appears any time soon....i think ian is drew
hahahahha! this really cracked me up..."and you wish you knew why you cared" LOL! so true.
i am sure that i am not getting the points that i should be....someone is cheating me!
what kind of bonus points are you referring to?
i think every time i comment or write a journal my points go down...i may be losing my mind though
yeah i think you should get points for comments, polls, and maybe by popularity of journals, forums, stories.
you don't get points for being cute.... I already asked ian if i could.... no deal.
hahahahah. i love this!! hysterical. i do wish to understand it but i don't know why!!
If you are widely known as an "Ezabeler"
.... each of you want your last name to be Zabel ....
and you're seriously considering marrying into9 the zabel family so u can acquire that last name
yo brandon's cousin!! (***censored***)
or yeah? whats your name...? hahaha, ok, your not a girl... i just saw your pic. cute but not my type.
o we have huge plans.. of whos related to who and who can marry who to get into the Zabel family
you are a jew-obsessed meglomanical ninja asian lady-killer with a hippie complex
awww my ego will only allow that reference to refer to me.. and your sweet words,.... "megalomaniacal"..., sun kiss my naked ear and inflame my soul with new revived love for you.
you're so vain..you probably think this thread is about you, don't you, don't you...
haha it had the exact effect i desired. i'm amazing at keeping the love alive, sweet thing.
where am i. lets talk more about my sheep. he's so silly.. one time.. i wwas cold and said " hey buddy can you spare some wool... i'm soo cold " and he says " baaaaaaaa " and removes off one set of wool .. and i'm like " you jerk this whole time you had two sets of wool ??!?!" and he goes " baaaaaaaa " threw an ice cube at me and called me a "whore". oh man i was so angry
you don't even make stuff up anymore...i miss the smaller, cuter, sweeter, and more original ty...man, when i had him, i got better grades, sold more cell phones, and owned more rice krispie treats...
i'd say it's more of a dumb and dumber reference. homage to the greatest comedy ever
You are a tree hugging hippie.
You know every witness in the Tri-state area by their ezabel user name.
that's a good one . . . perfection at work, I see . . .
yay! mine made it up there!! WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!