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H.G. Wells may have been on to something.....

ophelia by opheliaOG 2003 · Jan 17, 2004 · 201 views

OK, first off, I'd like to make clear - I do not believe, in aliens, I think the wealth of planets that the universe has is simply for paradise habitation...That being said, this is probably one of the weirdest things I've ever seen....

I was watching this documentary, on the history channel, entitled "U.F.O.'s - What You DIDN'T Know"...And it was basically about whether or not the U.S. govt. has a contingency plan for a U.F.O. attack - whether or not our govt. has taken precaution just in case the flying objects captured in millions of hours of documented video over the years, decide to get hostile...Now, it turns out, they do - BUT THAT'S NOT THE WEIRD PART...Check this out, whenever something goes down that might affect the public safety - even if it is something that the govt. might be interested in, the first people that would be on the scene, would be the local authorities, and, the standard issue fire fighter's handbook, kept in every fire house, has a chapter on what to do in case of U.F.O. attack, or a U.F.O. crash - how freakin crazy is that?...And it get's stranger, because of how specific it is..In the portion about a crash, there are parts about how it'd be wise not to touch, or get near to the U.F.O., due to possible radiation - and, lol, this, this part coming up is where I fell on the floor...It specifically said that if a U.F.O. were to crash into a building, or a populated area, and there were civilians injured, that the fire fighters should help the injured HUMANS first, and help the aliens, only if it was convenient..YES, THE WORD ALIEN WAS USED..They were showing excerpts directly from the hand book..I got so freaked out by this I had to turn the channel.. and call forreste & this other kid andrew about it..I turned back of course..but..HOW INSANE IS THAT?!?!...

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41 Comments

forrestina #4 forrestinaOG 2002

haha i heard about this journal. you are so you.

ophelia #4.1 opheliaOG 2003

and just what did you hear lil miss "I listen to bryan gossip"..?!

forrestina #4.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

only that it existed.

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#3 jollycandymanOG 2001

Are aliens demo?

ophelia #3.1 opheliaOG 2003

i dunno, never met one....

magnum #2 magnumOG 2001

they meant illegal aliens coming over from cuba is a rubber boat with a rocket attatched to it

ophelia #2.1 opheliaOG 2003

hmm..u know that might explain the sigtings....those cubans are always up to some sorta mischief

fivezero #1 fivezeroOG 2003

it's this [<--->] insane.

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#1.1 toxicgirlOG 2003

and that would be???

fivezero #1.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

[<--->]

ophelia #1.1.1.1 opheliaOG 2003

dude, what the heck is that supposed to be

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

you tell me, science-boy.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

Thank you. I was gonna ask again, but my boyfriend is feeling cryptic tonight.

BTW, I was wondering what happens if an alien spacecraft crashes into my car...will my car insurance company pay for that disaster? Do aliens carry insurance on their spaceships? That's more useful to me than how to handle an alien invasion.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

it's his hands. he is showing a gesture. as in "it was THIS (arms outstretched) big!"

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

AFFIRMATIVE. thanks Dan.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

nerds

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yeah, 4serious...like..who the heck picks up on stuff like that

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ophelia

most people. not you two. mental midgets.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 fivezero

watch your mouf

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 fivezero

ey, listen..that lil [<---->] is something you like made up on the spot - don't expect us to be able to decipher your lil puzzles without at least being given a hint or something!

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ophelia

we need to start our own secret symbol language. Then laugh at everyone else for not understanding what are talking about.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 toxicgirl

hahaha...I'm on it!...creating a translation key as we type

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ophelia

sweet, ez message it to me!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 toxicgirl

*%^!!!!...wait, what'd I just say?..lemme go check the ez mail, lol

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ophelia

I think what you meant to say is this...

&*&*~::...::~{[@]}~OOOO$~!@!~(<...>~=+=

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 toxicgirl

So, from what I understand(and, bare w/me, this is a loose translation)..You think that - Ian still sucks his thumb, Cheetos, are delicious, Melody, is too short to be considered as a person, and, Dan Hill isn't really allergic to milk..

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ophelia

You have mastered our secret langauge. BTW, we need to name our language.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 toxicgirl

Fooltalkian...............

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toxicgirlOG 2003 fivezero

( )-* . . . haha take THAT

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 toxicgirl

[.][*]O~

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toxicgirlOG 2003 fivezero

grrr...you are a doofus

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 toxicgirl

<:3)~ look! a mousey!

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 omegatweeter

aw! thats so cute!!! whats his name?!

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 yodasucka

mousey...

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 omegatweeter

hm... no, thats so unoriginal... come on pete can't you think of something better?!

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 yodasucka

ok ok... how about doggy?

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 omegatweeter

YESSSS much better

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 toxicgirl

yeah, well, ^]![^ $$╟$$

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 fivezero

wait, wait, what's all these new symbols - I didn't get a memo! ()-* !!!!!..yeah, that's right, I said it...and although QUITE unrelated, OOOO$...I mean, seriously

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 toxicgirl

haha!..so true!..does he know what he's being accused of?

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ophelia

He has no idea that you and I actually followed through with our secret language plans...and if he knew what that meant, I'd get dumped. jk-kinda.

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