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by jollycandymanOG 2001
· Feb 12, 2004 · 415 views · ·

Did you ever have somebody in your hall, that says the same thing to you every time you talk to them. They'll bring up some joke or story, every single time you see them. I have this new middle-aged brother in my hall, who when he first came to my hall, I thought he said this other brother's name was Ellen(it was really Allen).

So, okay, it was kind of funny the first time, but not really. But the first thing he says to me every time I see him is,"Sorry, I couldn't bring Ellen with me." Then he hits my arm and starts cracking up, like its the funniest thing in the world. I laugh, just cause its so strange, how much it tickles him. ANd then he walks away. And this happens at every meeting.

So anybody have somebody like this?

Also, I will do whatever the poll says next time I see him

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classic1OG 2004 ·

We had this one brother who had some serious problems. He said that he used to just read everything he can get his hand on. I think he just went a little too far, if you know what I mean. We love him. But he can be so irritating. Like if were working on a hall building project, he just tries to take over and run the show. He talks to everyone like their idiots. I truly think that he dosn't know any better because of his problems, but he can be very annoying.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

there is one sister in my old hall who EVERY time someone came into the meeting...all she says is "SO GOOD TO SEE YOU" shes a little spanish old lady but shes been in this country for like 30 years... and still has the thickest spanish accent in the world... cant even understand her half the time...RAH!...

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004 ·

And you'll never see the hall get so quite unless she answers. Everyone stops what their doing to focus completely on what she's saying so they can try to understand.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

hahahahahahahahha! thats so true! but you can only catch like 2 out of 5 words and piece it together...

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

lol i think my mom spoke to her the time i visited. they had a nice conversation i believe.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

i love the tickles.

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deathtognomesOG 2004 ·

Theres a brother in my hall that comes up every meeting slaps me on the back and says nice to see your back.

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004 ·

Welcome back! Glad you came back there!

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

this reminds me of a drama i did for a congregation gathering. i played Shawn 'Love' Williams, he was pretty much a player in high school. so in the drama, i chase after a JW girl in the high school, so i say to her "you lookin all fine the way that you do," tryin to ask her out. and so the brother's wife, who helped coordinate this whole thing, always says that to me. she says she will never forget it. it's kinda old, but it doesn't annoy me. i guess i built up a tolerance for it.

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004 ·

You should just say, "I know, you're looking mighty fine yourself, what do you say me and you" and then nudge her with her elbow while winking. ;)

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

lol! i think she'd slap me in the face

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004 ·

But she'd stop saying that after that one!

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

no, it's stuck in her head like a tattoo.

walkngplaygrnd walkngplaygrndOG 2003 ·

u should start signing the song "Oh! Ellin!" by Gob:

"Oh! Ellin! What can I do?
There's nothing aside from you . . ."

P.S. That song disturbs my essence

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

just stare was my choice and keep silent, silence can make anyone uncomfortable

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004 ·

Depends on the moment. Silence speaks many things.

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

By not saying anything and not really responding it should let him now that it's so not funny anymore and to move on.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

it doesnt seem to work w/ bro. p though

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ·

yea true. I've even threatened to break the old guys hip and that hasn't worked either

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

Are you the one who put him in the hospital then? His jokes are bad I know but are they really that bad? Well ok maybe they are.

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eeyenOG 2004 ·

I'm always down with tickling as a sensible alternative to punching someone in the head. Granted, it's not as fun.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

stupid good sense. always gets in the way of the fun solution. grrrrr

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

I still say that sucker punching everyone that played hockey would have made you feel a whole lot better especially after a certain someone bailed out on us.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

jimmy or aaron?

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

oooooooooohhhhh THAT. yeah. def deserving of punches from all.

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

No not them. I'm talking about someone that was there that left early. The PUNK!

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

see comment #41

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

ah my bad missed that I guess.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

man that was a tough choice. but i have to say there's nothing like a punch in the face to get your point across. hahaha

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

Yeah well you would resort to violence Janine. Might I remind you whay your solution to my problem was.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

threaten to marry ronnie?

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

I think I'm going to be sick. NO! Not that solution the other one.

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deathtognomesOG 2004 ·

Whats wrong with you marrying ronnie? I think you two would be good together.

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

That is just so wrong. I can't believe you just said that.

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deathtognomesOG 2004 ·

Go ahead Keep Denying the truth if thats what you want!

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

bill???

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deathtognomesOG 2004 ·

Please tell me you weren't calling me bill.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 · deathtognomes

well who are you then. sounds like a name bill would make up

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004 · beachbum

Think AC.

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deathtognomesOG 2004 · beachbum

I am Adam Crosbie.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 · deathtognomes

hey adam. i always forget you live in AH. i keep thinking it's still middletown

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deathtognomesOG 2004 · beachbum

Yeah I didn't even know i lived in AH for like the first 2 months i lived here. I'm right on the border.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

nothing wrong w/ ronnie. it's part of a previous convo-ask mike.

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

I don't remember ever having a convo about her before and again even if that was the case that's not the convo I was walking about.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

how to sway the service committee...

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

Oh yeah that I forgot all about that. Anyways that's not what I was refering to or the problem I was refering to. I meant the other one that you were going to solve for me by taking action. I believe you said a nice punch in the face would do the trick.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

ahh i don't know what you meeeean.

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

refer to comment #52

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

I mean comment #55 bah.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

haha... matt, i know what u mean, i know people that are just like this. they'll say the same little witty comment every time u see them and then wait for the response. so gay.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

HEYYYYYYY, MATTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!....*gasp*

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jollycandymanOG 2001 ·

the comments were witty the first time, then theyt turn to annoying, they you get upset if they dont say them

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

When i had my job at the law firm...this one lady would always make fun of me because i worked only 2 days a week. Every single time she saw me, she'd say: "Well, look who it is! It must be nice to have your schedule!" ...it annoyed me so much

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

These are excellent poll options. I actually voted for this one.

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004 ·

I was stuck between two. I kinda wanted to vote for the tickle one too. But I took the I love you too.

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

I was wondering who in their right mind would pick that one. Now it all makes sense.

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004 ·

I think we've all got one of them. What is it about older me, why do we get so corny as we get older? I dread that.

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

I have one in my hall. He opens with It's good to see me or some other lame joke like that everytime you see him.

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