Gross Stuff
by So my dad ALWAYS buys all this weird, pointless food. His new thing is these Reeses Fast Breaks. Ok, they are MAD gross. But my father, like any Italian, gets like offended and hurt if you don't eat his food. So I keep eating them to make him happy. Which just starts this cycle where next time he goes to the store, he will buy them again since I "must have liked them". GR! Why are Italians so picky about food!? He seriously does get all hurt if you don't eat the food he buys, but would he ever eat this crap? Nope.
His main problem is Cosco. The man spends hours there, buy gross food in large amounts. Cosco needs to die. Where else can a man buy a 62 ounce jar of Relish (true story- I kid you not, he actully brought this)? This madness must end!
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i went to an old italian sister's house(aunt of annette funicello) and she cooked SO much food, yet there was only a few of us. and we ate to the point of being sick, but there was tons left over. Being 78, she decided to complain to us how we didn't eat, and she had worked so hard....
i've seen a gallon of mayo there. its sick it really is...
that mayo goes into a lot of good stuff my friend. "cheesy goodness" appetizers oh yea
ewwww, mayo grosses me out....its SO nasty!
i think you're just intimidated by the mayo jars that are taller than you...and the cheerios boxes that you could fit inside
yea... you very well may be right...
i'm gonna shove you in one'a them crazy big ketchup bottles next time i see you!!..just for fun
did you know that you can't freeze mayo? you can't freeze margerine either. Nor soft boiled eggs. You can however freeze mashed potatoes. This is what i learned while studying for my teaching standarized test. (the LAST) Also, i learned the parts of a faucet.
thankfully you CAN freeze butter. summer stole a box of it from my parents for me. (hope you read that sum you crazy lurker!)
can you freeze midichlorians?
Yo i love costco... i buy chapstick, orbit, power bars.. in bulk.. it's just there. got to buy it.
yea yea.. i know.. i didn't mention beer in bulk. but.. it's not really in bulk there.. and the price is not any better than any other liqour store. i've shopped and compared. trust me.
I don't think they even sell beer at the costco over here by me.
i think i've seen it there
hm. Maybe I just never noticed it there then.
This is hysterical!!! My dads the same way...he likes to buy in bulk....parents are just mad crazy
hahah the relish is just hilarious. at least you'll never run out of it for tuna.
man did u SEE that thing in the fridge? its as big as me! come on now, lets be serious, who needs that much relish?!
it is huge, but it doesn't even take up the first shelf in the fridge. that really is the dream refrigerator.
Yeah my dad used to get those huge things of mustard and mayo and they would take up all the room in the frig and then we would have them forever. It was pretty funny at first but after a while it really started getting annoying.