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iwz by iwz · Aug 1, 2006 · 2,744 views

Sheesh.

So Mikayla is getting an MRI on her knee right now. Tomorrow she goes to see the orthopedist to have it checked out. I hope she gets some physical therapy prescribed so her knee doesn't come out again. :/

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thatdarngirl #93 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Anyone got directions to the Newburgh Assembly Hall..or an address?

superhero #93.1 superheroOG 2004

i got you - from your house

take 287 North to 87North (toward Albany). Take it past exit 16 (Woodbury) - stay on 87 North to exit 17 (Newburgh/Route 84). Go through the toll, stay straight (past route 84, dont' get on it) then go to the traffic light, straight through the light, hall on the left.

my boy steve is gonna be there on sat, i think

juicymango #92 juicymangoOG 2003

BAH! time for a new page that doesn't freeze my whole computer for 5 minutes.

haha

D
#91 dgiaimoOG 2003

LOL. Ok, I definitely have to visit Basel, Switzerland just so I can use this:

http://www.duggmirror.com/design/Swiss_Public_Toilet/

M
#91.1 monsterEst. 2006

This one's in London, so perhaps this is a trend... :-)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3257370.stm

thatdarngirl #91.2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Obviously I missed a thing or two in Switzerland.

juicymango #90 juicymangoOG 2003

Britney, poor poor Britney

Before and After Photoshop

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

specialk #89 specialkOG 2003

Another interview in an hour and a half....not sure why, but THIS is one I'm nervous for. No clue....

theremin #89.1 thereminOG 2002

You probably want this particular job the most over any other.

ilikebirds #88 ilikebirdsOG 2002

AWESOME SIGHT:
http://www.retrojunk.com/

socalgal #87 socalgalOG 2003

so my worst nightmare came true friday night. i was meeting some friends at this restaurant/bar in downtown fullerton. anyway i was the last to arrive and as i'm getting to walk in through the patio to get to my friends, i see they're all staring at me and have the weirdest expressions no their face....so i'm looking around and i notice to my left there was a table full of midgets. OMG i practically ran when one of them got up. my friends could not stop laughing. midgets SCARE me. :(

web-toedchloe #87.1 web-toedchloeOG 2001

Hahaha - why do little people scare you?

socalgal #87.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

i got bit by one when i was little....LOL

web-toedchloe #87.1.1.1 web-toedchloeOG 2001

What? Was it at a carnival? :)

iwz #87.1.1.2 iwz

WHAAT lol

STORY TIME

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

HAHAHA i was only kidding. seriously its like what can i say. they just scare me.

its more along the lines that they're BIG people in a 3 year olds body. Like i cant handle that they look as old as me and come up to my knees. it's jsut scary to me.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

Haha I'm thinking, yeah right... simply:

A)Lift right foot
B)Squash
C)Repeat

(Do not attempt @ 5'5 or below will result in ankle bitting)

theremin #87.1.1.3 thereminOG 2002

Yeh, but not all midgets are side-show midgets

specialk #87.1.2 specialkOG 2003

Small hands....smell like cabbage....

thefunkyfresh #87.1.3 thefunkyfreshFounder

one time keith smith took me to an rv, and the guy was a little person. he gave me no warning. but the guy was really nice

iwz #87.1.3.1 iwz

haha, Bob! he is a nice guy. but keith pulled the same thing on me.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

he did that to me too!!!! lol the guy was super nice... but yeah, took me off guard.

iwz #87.2 iwz

welcome back to eZabel! did you enjoy your ban?

socalgal #87.2.1 socalgalOG 2003

OMG was i banned? :( lol

iwz #87.2.1.1 iwz

well, there's a ban quota. i have to always have one person banned. your time was up.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

WOOT WOOT! im a rebel!!! i love it!

mandie #86 mandieOG 2001
flomojopoanode #86.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

mandie, I love ya! This is GREAT! I love that they all have personalized chicken dances. Hilarious!!!!

D
#85 dgiaimoOG 2003
M
#84 monsterEst. 2006

Update from Todd:

Day one consisted mostly of jury selection, today "things are looking good so far" quote from Todd! "We seem to have a lot more evidence against her evidence"

Plus he has to briefly testify.

Whoo hoo! :-)

M
#84.1 monsterEst. 2006

Did I miss anything Todd?

mandie #83 mandieOG 2001

OK SO, i work for a chiropractor on tuesday nights and well, she's ticking me off...LONG STORY..so anyways, I don't want to work tonight. Anyone have any good excuses to call off so I'm not lying????

iwz #83.1 iwz

Just tell her I have a meeting tonight.

mandie #83.1.1 mandieOG 2001

She already knows that meeting nights are Mondays and Thursdays.

M
#83.1.1.1 monsterEst. 2006

LOL ... but Ian does, and I do too. :-)

iwz #83.1.1.2 iwz

no, no, you misunderstood. tell her that I have a meeting tonight.

mandie mandieOG 2001

HAHA, Sorry Dr. Wilcox, I can't come in tonight because Ian has meeting tonight...haha. kidding. I was thinking of this, and this isn't lying..Garrett has a flat tire and dropped it off this am and had his coworker pick him up...SOOO, maybe, "Dr. Wilcox I can't come in tonight because Garrett is having car problems and we only have one car right now". It's the truth, just let her assume that I have to go pick him up...yay or nay?

iwz iwz

haha... why don't you just tell her the truth.

mandie mandieOG 2001

"Dr. Wilcox, I'm not coming into tonight because your a crazy witch doctor and drive me insane" HAHAHA. We had a deal that I would come in once a week and work 530 - 9 for her and she would give me chiropractic treatment. Which is worth it for me, we are just trading services. So now all of the sudden she is tallying up the number of hours that I worked and is paying me 10.00/hr and taking it off my bill(she charges like 100 per visit because she bills my insurance too)...which isn't worth my time at all....She originally wanted me to quit my job and go work for her and she was going to pay me less and not give me any vaca or sick time plus have to work nights and weekends. CRAZY WOMAN!!! So I told her that it's not resonable for me to quit my job and work for less, and that it was a step down. And this was her response "So what are you trying to tell me?" AHHH!!!!

juicymango #82 juicymangoOG 2003

hey if anyone's bored here's a new little photo blog i started up.. i'm gonna try to update it almost every day, we'll see what happens.

clicky here

iwz #82.1 iwz

great pictures! nice little bloggy blog

M
#82.2 monsterEst. 2006

Wow Kam, I kinda had an inclining you were good but WOW! Your great! Pictures, people would actually want around instead of a a thick album, to torture guests with. :-)

juicymango #82.2.1 juicymangoOG 2003

thanks thanks! Yeah i thought with this i could be a little less "formal" than my main website, include some fun stuff, help people get to know me a little before they hire me, yadda yadda

good times! haha

ilikebirds #82.3 ilikebirdsOG 2002

dude why are so many folks getting married and engaged.

good for you though. lots of business

you know what you should also get into..

DIVORCE pictures!!!

now that would be a goldmine too.

M
#82.3.1 monsterEst. 2006

I can see it... call them anytime (24hr service), a lab coat clad crew of non nondescript interns flow out of a grey windowless van. Glove clad hands quickly & efficiently find and destroy, in a make shift incinerator on the front lawn, all traces of the ex.

Big bucks baby, big bucks! :-)

ilikebirds #82.3.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Hey weirdoville called..

They want you back home

M
monsterEst. 2006

wha?! :-P

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

Somtimes the fish eat the stuff on the hook and the fisherman gets all excited and he thinks about dinner

M
monsterEst. 2006

Oh, my I meant to include 'pictures of the ex'.

iwz iwz

lol, you totally meant to incinerate the spouse. freudian slip, am i rite

M
monsterEst. 2006

musta been a freudian slip, shoulda added photoshop'n the ex out of group shots, but then what would Freud say?

I couldn't figure for the life of me why Thai would think some thing odd, had to re-read twice to see my error, how embarrassing :-[

juicymango #82.3.2 juicymangoOG 2003

lol this took a weird turn quick eh?

socalgal #82.4 socalgalOG 2003

kam this is awesome! seriously you are THE BEST at photography.

theremin #82.5 thereminOG 2002

impressive

fivezero #81 fivezeroOG 2003

YAY HEARTS CANDLEBOX

"now maybe i didn't mean to treat you oh so bad, but i did it anyway! ah hey ya yay ha yeah!" lol

yay #81.1 yayOG 2004

the best band ever. when i listen to their music i like to write long notes for myself in the future. dear future chris, it is 2006, I hope by the time you read this you have grown a mustache. i cant wait for you to grow one, ladies will love it

coreyfeldman #80 coreyfeldmanOG 2003

Hasta la vista, Vista.

iwz #80.1 iwz

haha. they say they're doing all this unique stuff, but actually a lot of the things in leopard are already available in Windows and/or Unix. They all copy each other! but it's all good, we're better off for it.

but the Time Machine stuff is awesome! wow, it's slick.

coreyfeldman #80.1.1 coreyfeldmanOG 2003

did you see dashcode?

we can turn whatever part of ezabel we want into a widget. It seems pretty cool and easy.

juicymango #79 juicymangoOG 2003

"Why is this my life?" is almost everybody's question.

And I've tried everything but suicide...
but it's crossed my mind.

- Just a Thought
Gnarls Barkley

fivezero #79.1 fivezeroOG 2003

This album is growing on me. I like maybe 3 songs off it--right off the bat, but as time goes by I find myself listening to it all the way through, more and more.

juicymango #79.1.1 juicymangoOG 2003

yeah it's like the perfect music to drive to, and also the perfect music to have in the background while i'm working

i listened to it on repeat all day yesterday

today it might be happening again

B
#78 brothermanOG 2004

I need to stop eating...I used to be pretty strict with my portions, now I'm eating like I'm 18 again. Problem is, it doesn't burn off immediately anymore...ugh...

rocksupastar #77 rocksupastarFounder

HONESTLY! would it KILL you to put the stupid comment box at the top of the window... GODDDDDDDDDDDDD

iwz #77.1 iwz

i'm WORKING on it! sheesh!

mandie #76 mandieOG 2001

Hey Ian, how is Mikayla doing?

iwz #76.1 iwz

Her knee is feeling better each day, but it's still very sore, and she's still limping a little. The worst part is that she's so scared of it coming out again that she has no confidence even when walking normally. Stairs are the worst. :/ She is improving every day tho.

The doctor recommended surgery, as physical therapy won't really help her at this point. :(

mandie #76.1.1 mandieOG 2001

Aww, that sucks. Well, if she would get the surgery now she would avoid alot of problems when she's older though. And she wouldn't ever have to worry about it again right? Tell her I was thinking about her and hopes she feels better.

B
#76.1.1.1 brothermanOG 2004

As a person who has had a knee operated on (thanks to a friendly football game amongst brothers), it is worth getting it fixed. Had I not gotten it done, I wouldn't be as active as I am now. But...I fear when I am older it will have issues since I can hear it crack everytime I move it. So unfortunately they can't fix your joints perfectly, but at least she can enjoy good mobility while she is young if she gets it done. And hopefully the new system will be here before we get old.

iwz #76.1.1.2 iwz

yeah, she young now, so surgery would be better sooner than later.

but.. the doctor gave her two options. the first would be to fix the ligaments that hold her kneecap in place, since they're out of whack now. that would help a lot. but the real problem is just the way her leg is made. her shin is a bit out of place, which causes the problem.

so, the other surgery would be to actually move the bone of her lower leg. O_O this is a major surgery and would take a lot longer to recover. and it has a chance of weakening the bone.

but she can always just have the ligaments fixed and see how that goes, and have the major surgery done at a later time. it's a tough decision. she doesn't want any surgery at all... but it's kinda like her only choice at this point.

forrestina #75 forrestinaOG 2002

Summer's famous hospital mate Sean Lennon has cut a new album for which he has apparantly produced a video for each track. I say go ahead and get more and more like your father, Sean:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNMZ3uvk7Cw

forrestina #74 forrestinaOG 2002

youtube is the new ebaumsworld

iwz #74.1 iwz

oh man, totally not. ebaumsworld steals everyone else's stuff, and puts their badge on it.

youtube, people upload tons of original stuff. they also upload other people's stuff, but at least it's not the youtube people claiming it.

forrestina #74.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

just meant that it's the latest craze in internet voyeurism

iwz #74.1.1.1 iwz

haha, sorry. i just have a distaste for ebaumsworld.

juicymango #74.2 juicymangoOG 2003

what in the world did we do before Youtube?!?!?!??!!

magnum #73 magnumOG 2001

another reason why parallel parking is evil

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14223804/

iwz #73.1 iwz

that's terrible :(

coreyfeldman #73.2 coreyfeldmanOG 2003

I have a feeling this girl will never drive, ever again.

iwz #73.2.1 iwz

yeah, seriously. i can't even imagine.

juicymango #73.3 juicymangoOG 2003

there's a way to get rid of that nagging mom

flomojopoanode #72 flomojopoanodeFounder

well, I'm soon off to Philly for my court case. :( I hope things go well...

pray for me if you want to.

forrestina #72.1 forrestinaOG 2002

please let us know how it goes.

iwz #72.2 iwz

i hope it works out in your favor man. if not STICK IT TO THE MAN

flomojopoanode #72.2.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

so far so good, everyone!

Tomorrow we will have concluding statements and the jury will make a decision. I'll give you all the pros and cons later. We seem to have a lot going for us, hopefully the jury agrees.

flomojopoanode #72.2.1.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

sidebar:

Thanks to everyone for your prayers, emails, texts--everything. You guys are the BEST!! (Gina and Kiersten, Matty, Mikey, Ian, and Monster, and anyone else who's been caring and supportive on eZabel. Thank you. I'm thanking you.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

HUGS Y BESOS!!! *im not typing *hugs* in spanish....you know why...LOL

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

lol, yeah, I know. Just think Embrace, and you'll get it right.

so gorgious out, today, here in philly. And SO many gorgious women. I wonder what the witness girls look like, *wink wink*

rocksupastar #71 rocksupastarFounder

Thanks for the rafting trip Beachbum!!! You the best guide ever... even if i was too powerful of a paddler for you to handle...

good times!

web-toedchloe #71.1 web-toedchloeOG 2001

Thanks to beachbum and Andrew for an awesome weekend. We had such a good time!

originalsnob #71.2 originalsnobOG 2004

I did this like a year a go.
Actually, a sister in my area is gathering another group but I don't think it'll be the same cause it's the people that "rock the boat" lol, so much fun! We had to paddle from the picnic grounds back to mainland WHILE it was lightning.

originalsnob #70 originalsnobOG 2004

It's really great out I'm glad I wasn't stuck inside yesterday =)

Right now I'm on the second draft of my second talk in Spanish ( for Friday)...no freebies this time I've got a counsel point, lol!

juicymango #69 juicymangoOG 2003

Gnarls Barkley = so awesome

fivezero #68 fivezeroOG 2003

Song of the Moment
Staind - Sober [acoustic Tool cover]

"I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you. trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave.
I will work to elevate you, just enough to bring you down."

yowza, such strong, moving and sad lyrics. the music is amazing too.

D
#68.1 dgiaimoOG 2003

Staind did a cover of this?

And yeah this is one of my all-time favorite songs.

"Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start this over.
Why can't we sleep forever?
I just want to start this over."

fivezero #68.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

breath-taking

juicymango #67 juicymangoOG 2003

uhh...

did you guys see this yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VrCCpaEoxI

I'm the internet
You're the internet
We're the internet
Now that's the internet

iwz #67.1 iwz

oh wow. those are the real people too.

that's the Gem Sweater girl, right?

and that's the real Peter Pan guy.

and that's the Tron guy!

haha so weird

iwz #67.1.1 iwz

links to stuff!

Gem Sweater - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypn436DFTUQ
Peter Pan weirdo - http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/
The Tron Guy - http://www.tronguy.net/

M
#67.1.1.1 monsterEst. 2006

I think much better about my life, that up until this moment, I have never heard of these 'people'. :-P

iwz iwz

haha you just haven't been on ezabel long enough! all of these have been linked on here haha

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

is that the real chinese guys too? haha

M
monsterEst. 2006

O'l righty then... seems to be a slippery slope...

:-)

thatdarngirl #66 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I've seen several friends get their wisdom teeth out..my face is like a million times more swollen than any I've ever seen. I don't simply have chipmunk cheeks..my entire face is at least 4x larger than it usually is.

B
#66.1 brothermanOG 2004

Next time attach a picture so that we can laugh....hahahahahah....Just kidding. Hope your face shrinks back to normal.

fivezero #66.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

no, no. lindsay, get that picture up.

ilikebirds #66.2 ilikebirdsOG 2002

if you dont show me a picture . i'll never talk to you again

thatdarngirl #66.2.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I can't..it'll easily become one of those pictures people add text to and put all over the internet.

D
#66.2.1.1 dgiaimoOG 2003

We would never do that. o:)

iwz #66.2.1.2 iwz

post a pic or i'll ban you

magnum magnumOG 2001

hahaha the power is finnaly corrupting! Rock on ian

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yah yah..I'll post it later this week when sitting at the computer for more than 10 minutes doesn't make me sick.

Dictator.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

Somewhere floating around ezabel is the pic I posted the day of having my wt pulled. Find it, I'm sure it'll make yo feel a million times better =D

fivezero #66.2.1.3 fivezeroOG 2003

c'mon, pal. we love you. and your gravid face.

theremin #66.3 thereminOG 2002

My teeth are in a terrible state themselves. Have lacked going to the dentist yet. He'd probably go all angry like the Seinfeld where his mechanic gets all mad at him because he didn't take care of his car.

specialk #66.4 specialkOG 2003

Be glad you got them out....I waited until one of mine got infected, then got them out. Unfortunately, the infection had, by that time, spread to the lymph node WAY under the tooth, causing it to be chronically infected, and also having the same effect on the two lymph nodes closest to the original "node." Long story short, (but not really), 5 years after getting my wisdom teeth out, and countless trips to the doctor to find out what was wrong, AND countless antibiotics and steroids I was put on to try and kill the stupid infection (not to mention the pain it caused me...all the time)....I had to have surgery to have all 3 lymph nodes removed....

So be glad you got them out, even if there's some swelling. I'd hate for it to cause you pain later on. Besides, I'm sure you still look beautiful. :)

flomojopoanode #66.4.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

EWWWW! :D

specialk #66.4.1.1 specialkOG 2003

Yeah I know....the worst part was that the last surgery wasn't dental work...it was "knock you out under anesthesia, take them suckers out through a crease we cut in your neck" surgery. Double ew.

The scar is virtually invisible, though, and it's only been a year and a half. Good doctor, hahaha.

thatdarngirl #66.4.2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yikes..this does make me happy. Uncomfortable as this is..that sounds like 10x worse.

specialk #66.4.2.1 specialkOG 2003

Trust me...the facial swelling will be over soon, and you'll feel so much better. How's the pain today?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Its only bad for an hour when the percacet starts wearing off before I can take it again. So..getting there :)

specialk specialkOG 2003

At least it doesn't make you nauseated to take that stuff....I throw up if I take that, or Vicodin....ugh. I'm jealous, hahaha.

forrestina #66.5 forrestinaOG 2002

aww you have a little chibi face dontcha?

iwz #65 iwz
yay #65.1 yayOG 2004

three things:

1. I will tickle your tummy
2. You will fall down and laugh
3. We will joyously hold hands and laugh together

ilikebirds #65.2 ilikebirdsOG 2002

dude thats a lot of silk...

theremin #64 thereminOG 2002

What's a really quick way to change file extensions from uppercase to lowercase? For example, .JPG to .jpg

I have loads of these photos that all need to be .jpg to coincide with the HTML source

iwz #64.1 iwz

ren *.JPG *.jpg

yay #64.1.1 yayOG 2004

there's something you can't do in unix without a script

deanh77 #64.1.1.1 deanh77Founder

oh yes you can. I don't remember what flavor of linux has it, but I distinctly remember one (maybe RedHat) came with a command "rename" that you could call like this:

rename .JPG .jpg *.JPG

and it had some powerful options. It didn't come with Cygwin, so I can't tell you anything else.

theremin #64.1.2 thereminOG 2002

oh yeh. forgot about that one. coo, thanks

B
#63 brothermanOG 2004

C'mon people!! Stimulate my mind!!

fivezero #63.1 fivezeroOG 2003

ok ok ok, theres a guy on the corner of bleecker and laguardia. right outside cafe espanol. he has a fu manchu mustache and white hanky in his back left pocket, he'll get you whatever you need

tell him brizzle vizzle sent you

B
#63.1.1 brothermanOG 2004

Silly little girly man.

This day is horrible...

fivezero #63.1.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

your mama's a girly man

B
brothermanOG 2004

How did you know!!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

the 5 o'clock shadow tipped me off

yay yayOG 2004

Your 2:40 o clock dorkiness woke me up from a coma

juicymango #63.2 juicymangoOG 2003

i ate so much pineapple yesterday (sliced and ate it like watermelon) that the corners of my mouth were all raw and cut up last night, pretty gnarly

B
#63.2.1 brothermanOG 2004

Uh yeah. I'd say so. Good thing I'm not kissing that mouth. LOL!

juicymango #63.2.1.1 juicymangoOG 2003

ZING!!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

lol it's not really visible though.. haha... and today it's like 90% healed

Lysine.

Woot.

B
brothermanOG 2004

Next time eat the outside part of the pineapple...That'll do wonders for your mouth.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

oh you're not supposed to eat the outside?

(j/k)

B
#62 brothermanOG 2004

Friday should be official Margarita day.

iwz #61 iwz

let's go for a swim!

B
#61.1 brothermanOG 2004

wow, that is clearly unsafe. People could drown so easily.

D
#61.2 dgiaimoOG 2003

Where's that?

iwz #61.2.1 iwz

i think it's China

juicymango #61.2.1.1 juicymangoOG 2003

yeah there's definitely not enough people over there, they need more

ilikebirds #60 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Did you see the illest baseball crossover ever... from a-rod sliding in.

AMAZING

ilikebirds #59 ilikebirdsOG 2002

ahah bostons not going to make zee playoffs.

goodtimes.

stupid yankee haters

yay #59.1 yayOG 2004

Question, do ghey awesome asian's exist?

Yes in fact they do.
baseball = ghey
baseball + thai = ghey asian
baseball + beer + you = ghey awesome asian

But note, the addition has to be in that order.
thai + baseball + beer = asian ghey awesome

or
awesome asian ghey

ilikebirds #59.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i want your babies

B
#58 brothermanOG 2004

Jews have to be the most pigheaded people to talk to about the truth. The 2 I've been talking to don't even follow their religion accept on the basis of their heritage when they celebrate the various holidays. I tried using Old Testament examples, they just don't care. They think I'm brainwashed. I'm just amazed by how blind people are. It gets worse and worse as time goes on.
What really gets to me is that they think faith is based upon something blind, that there are no facts to back it up. Wow... Satan has really twisted society into a crooked and deformed mess.

yay #57 yayOG 2004

Hi. Lets talk about computers. Pentium's, AMD's all kinds, maybe even Macs. Mine has 3 fans and if I add one more it will fly away I can't wait

juicymango #57.1 juicymangoOG 2003

lol

M
#57.2 monsterEst. 2006

fans schmans... you got real problems when you start oozing fluids...

web-toedchloe #56 web-toedchloeOG 2001

I'm so bummed. Our guinea pig has infections in both of her back paws; Don was clipping her nails last night and noticed them. She's going to the vet today at 3, but Donovan also noticed that she's got very telling buldges around her tummy, like maybe ovarian cysts. I guess we'll have to wait and see what the vet says, but Donovan feels like a negligent parent for not noticing sooner.

Poor little pig...

web-toedchloe #56.1 web-toedchloeOG 2001

So no one cares about my poor dying guinea pig. That's pretty heartless, people. :(

iwz #56.1.1 iwz

hope it gets better!

yay #56.1.2 yayOG 2004

OHHH Guinea pig. I thought you said Bologna Fig. Hope he, uh, she, the thing get's better

thatdarngirl #56.2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

When are you taking her?

web-toedchloe #56.2.1 web-toedchloeOG 2001

Donovan's taking her as we speak.

mandie #55 mandieOG 2001

TODD - season 3 of Arrested Development came out Monday. DO IT.

flomojopoanode #55.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

OMG, I'm on my way to WALMART right now!

flomojopoanode #55.1.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

aw man. This is not true. It's available for pre-order only. it really comes out August 29th or something like that.

mandie #55.1.1.1 mandieOG 2001

aw nuts! i was misinformed!!!! i went to target and best buy and couldn't find it..i was ticked!! but i guess thats why huh? haha.

malibu #54 malibuOG 2001

i love when amazon quotes a book for like $20 but then you can buy it used from them for $3 or somethign just as ridicously cheap. i love it!!

deanh77 #54.1 deanh77Founder

yeah used books on amazon are great. i've bought a few.

And I sold a few of my old college texts through amazon. Pretty good deal.

superhero #53 superheroOG 2004

anyone interested in a street hockey game on sunday?

web-toedchloe #52 web-toedchloeOG 2001

Such a crazy morning here. I wish that I had the kind of job where I only had tasks to accomplish and when they were done, I could go home - like a manual laborer or something.

forrestina #51 forrestinaOG 2002

last night i went to a magazine release party and in my goodie bag was the magic cone! the contraption for girls to pee standing up. really weird artwork on the package like a seventies-ish picture of a woman standing at a urinal.

rocksupastar #51.1 rocksupastarFounder

ive actually seen one of these before... thats soo cool!!!

coreyfeldman #51.2 coreyfeldmanOG 2003

does it work??

forrestina #51.2.1 forrestinaOG 2002

i'll let you know? haha joking

iwz #51.3 iwz

what kind of magazine was it??

forrestina #51.3.1 forrestinaOG 2002

http://www.bust.com/ "For women with something to get off their chests." It's a lot of DIY home and fashion. Hipster kinda stuff.

coreyfeldman #51.3.1.1 coreyfeldmanOG 2003

i read about this magazine somewhere, but i can't remember where, or what it said, i just remember is because the tagline works so well with the title

yay yayOG 2004

I read it every once i a while, it's good for my touchdown hands when I rake. Rake that baby, rake that baby, then hut huh hike it.

originalsnob #51.4 originalsnobOG 2004

That's so cute, the "Magic Cone" =P

D
#51.4.1 dgiaimoOG 2003

"Cute" isn't quite the word I was thinking...

M
#51.4.1.1 monsterEst. 2006

EWWE EEEE!!!

Please let it be 'disposable'!!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

hahah it is meant to be disposable. i surely hope whoever actually uses it follows that guideline.

forrestina #50 forrestinaOG 2002

i carried an ac up to our apartment yesterday. it was lighter than i expected. i think in normal temperatures it would've been much easier though.

D
#50.1 dgiaimoOG 2003

None of the brothers on here took you up on your offer, huh?

forrestina #50.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

pat actually did, but he is having all this dental work and i couldn't wait another day.

D
#50.1.1.1 dgiaimoOG 2003

Ah. Just got impatient, huh? I would've offered, but it would be kinda difficult to help from 3000 miles away. :)

M
monsterEst. 2006

I would have totally done it but CO visit this week wouldn't have got back in time... :P

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

thank you both!

mandie #49 mandieOG 2001

ok so you know when someone that calls you hangs up you can hit a number and it gives you that number that called? so for the past 2 wks someone has been calling me at work and hanging up and its SUPER ANNOYING. so i hit *69 and it didn't work. is that the right code?

iwz #49.1 iwz

yeah *69 is the callback number, but it may not work in your office if you guys have a custom phone system.

hunkpapap #48 hunkpapapOG 2003

There is a menu change, ok? Only bologna sandwiches. But no bread ok?

juicymango #47 juicymangoOG 2003

okay... i love the heat, i actually love it outside.. and this morning i was low on gas and I drove with the windows open for like a half hour - i loved it

but after a while it does get crazily hot!

yesterday i was in my garden for seriously.. 15-20 minutes.. and my hands were gloved and covered in dirt, so i couldn't wipe the sweat off my face, so i just shook the sweat off like a wet dog!! and it was just flying off my face!! i know!! gross!!!

and today in stone harbor i had a beach photo shoot.. at 9 a.m, which i was hoping wouldnt' be THAT HOT yet. I was SO sweaty when we were done, my face was the reddest ever, and my entire shirt was totally soaked, and i felt really stupid to be that sweaty!! haha

juicymango #47.1 juicymangoOG 2003

i forgot to add after i was dying of heat in the backyard yesterday i finaly turned on the sprinkler and just stood in it, in shorts and a shirt. I just wanted nothing else in life at that moment other than cold water, all over me. That ... NEVER happens. I hate cold water. So yeah, it was hot.

reaf #46 reafOG 2002

My email is not working today, it is annoying.
btu i was doing some weeding all this morning and although i wasn not hot i sweated like crazy.. (something weird is up with my keyboard

juicymango #45 juicymangoOG 2003

i love pineapple. I really should change my name to juicypineapple because they are my favorite now. I would totally live in one under the sea.

tesoro #45.1 tesoroOG 2001

no way, i'm a big fan of pineapple, but mangos are def better.

thefunkyfresh #45.1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

the only prob with mangoes is the stringyness that gets between your teeth, but yes they are delicious. esp when picked from a tree. i wanna go back to the caribbean

fivezero #45.2 fivezeroOG 2003

i'm a big fan of cherries nowdays. yesterday, for breakfast and lunch i had like 30 cherries. i got ahold of some big meaty dark ones. they're so delicious it's insane.

B
#45.2.1 brothermanOG 2004

Cherries rule!!

flomojopoanode #45.2.2 flomojopoanodeFounder

amen. Cherries are where it's at.

tesoro #45.3 tesoroOG 2001

my favorite part of the pineapple is the center, core part, and most people throw that part out!

juicymango #45.3.1 juicymangoOG 2003

yeah i like that part sometimes.. sometimes it's too sour and my tounge gets weird! haha

ilikebirds #45.4 ilikebirdsOG 2002

I know you know how much I love pineapples. so good.

juicymango #45.5 juicymangoOG 2003

oh and YEAH it must be fresh. Canned pineapples are good for cooking and for throwing in a delicious salad, and stuff, and for an ice cream topping... mmm.. ice cream.... yeah but just to eat, fresh is best.

socalgal #45.6 socalgalOG 2003

i LOVE pineapples!!! SOOO yum. there's this caterer type company that comes in and i love gettng the fruit salads cause the pineapple is so yummy!!!

mandie #45.7 mandieOG 2001

did you ever have grilled pineapple? like on a shish ka bob or something. SO GOOD.

flomojopoanode #45.7.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

Ohhhh!! that's a terrific idea for BBQ's everyone!

mandie #45.7.1.1 mandieOG 2001

i LOVE summertime BBQ!!!!!!!!

fivezero #44 fivezeroOG 2003

I'm going to a taping of the Daily show today! I'm pretty excited. Maybe I'll get a job as one of the correspondents! I haven't been to the city in months and I'm way overdue. First thing I'll do is get a deliciously debilitating dirty water hotdog. Then a cheesy t-shirt. THEN the Daily Show. After that--overpriced food and drinks. YAY! T'will be good times.

forrestina #44.1 forrestinaOG 2002

quality show!

fivezero #44.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

no, baby, YOU'RE quality

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