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hunkpapap by hunkpapapOG 2003 · Jul 19, 2007 · 4,881 views

Ok. I love discourse as much as the next person. But despise strongly pointless inflammatory discourse. Pointless discourse I have no problem with. I don't care how many lols, rofls, omg, kit or whatsoever self pity we use to hide. Marking it offtopic isn't strong enough. Deletion is the keyword of this particular musing.

Random yes. Silly video? Check. Pictures of significant others? Affirmativo. Don't think it will pass? Type it and test the mods lol. NOT. This will most likely be skipped over and started anew when Grandpa Zabel gets back but for now Papa has taken off his belt. Play nicely on the playground and share the slide....

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superhero #73 superheroOG 2004 informative

Ok so I finally started my new ....uh, weekend travel site. Until I figure it out, I guess you could call it a blog. The point of it is to give ideas of places to go and things to do, with pictures. I'm not touching up the pictures at all, just pasting them as they happened. I'll most likely be updating it about once a week.

If you have an idea or pictures to contribute, let me know.

http://thenext48.blogspot.com

tesoro #73.1 tesoroOG 2001

I love this! what a cool idea!

superhero #73.1.1 superheroOG 2004

thanks buddy

socalgal #73.2 socalgalOG 2003

dan this is great!! i love the last pic of you...it looks photo shopped lol

superhero #73.2.1 superheroOG 2004

totally not. not only do i have no clue how to use photo shop, I also have Kam on permanent retainer as my personal photographer / photoshopper.

juicymango #73.3 juicymangoOG 2003

this is awesome, i like it a lot, i enjoy your witty banter. banter.. is that the right word for it.. i know there is another word on the tip of my mind but i can't quite grasp it!

tesoro #73.3.1 tesoroOG 2001

banter is the right word----or----"witty repartee"

theremin #73.4 thereminOG 2002

Coo. That's kinda the thing my current website is gonna shift to like next year beginning with my Ireland extended stay. One of the things anyway, along with my music. I started a travel one back in 2003 or 2004, but spent so much time doing stuff while away, that I didn't bother to write about it. I should've. Next time.

thefunkyfresh #72 thefunkyfreshFounder

ugh these guys are so disgustingly gross, they look inhuman. You can change to other guys with the dropdown box. the women are way worse.

http://mr-olympia-2006.ronnie.cz/callouts/?limit=A

B
#72.1 brothermanOG 2004

That's what you get with steroid use.

juicymango #72.2 juicymangoOG 2003

they look like overcooked chicken wings

socalgal #72.3 socalgalOG 2003

this is SO nasty. like i dont know how they think its awesome? bleck

theremin #71 thereminOG 2002

Prince's record label withdrew from distributing his new album in the UK, because he wanted to give it away free in a big Sunday paper. http://www.virginradio.co.uk/music/videos/index.html

socalgal #71.1 socalgalOG 2003

aw man, i want to see prince!!!

juicymango #70 juicymangoOG 2003

Hey rick when we get home can i get a bee beard?
-NO
But you just put honey on your face and the bees come and sit on your face.
-NO
But Riiiiiiiiick I'll die if I don't get a bee beard.

hahahahhaha

socalgal #70.1 socalgalOG 2003

rick, rick, rick....riiiiiick.

iwz #69 iwz

year-to-date video game system sales chart:
http://chazums.shackspace.com/NPDToJune.png

lol @ gameboy advance outselling PS3
and go nintendo!

superhero #69.1 superheroOG 2004

i was talking with a young guy in my hall, he's 13, and our conversation went just like this

Me: I have a wii but all the games are for kids
Him: I have an XBox 360 but all the games are Mature and i'm only 13

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#69.2 brothermanOG 2004

Yeah well, that's what happens when a company is dumb and sells a system for $600.

g.f.s.rocks #68 g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

So Dan I hung out with Alyssa Demori yesterday and a conversation came up where she mentioned that she is lactose intolerant and all I could remember is you saying on eZabel "Im not lactose intolerant, give me a whole plate of Lactose and I can eat it" haha

superhero #68.1 superheroOG 2004

did you tell her that i said that? haha

g.f.s.rocks #68.1.1 g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Yeah I did actually and she tells me that your allergic to Milk and describes the difference between Lactose and Milk and how you enjoy going over to her place because she has soy milk, but it was good to know that she is there to clear up the confusion for you...

hunkpapap #68.1.1.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

why doesn't she just drink lactaid?

B
#67 brothermanOG 2004

What happened to the "language" thread? Someone say something bad? Haha... I was good this time.

iwz #67.1 iwz

I removed it. too JW for the homepage

B
#67.1.1 brothermanOG 2004

Ah, gotcha.

superhero #66 superheroOG 2004

i have a friend who's looking to hire a Network Technician in Warren, NJ - if you know anyone who might be interested, PM me

iwz #65 iwz

Song of the moment:

Michael Andrew's Manipulated Living

What are you listening to?

superhero #65.1 superheroOG 2004

Streetlight Manifesto - Keasby Knights

rocksupastar #65.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

no... refer to them as Catch 22... i will not think of them any other way.

iwz #65.1.1.1 iwz

oh, weird, never heard of these guys http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streetlight_Manifesto

I loved Catch 22's Keasbey Nights. How can Streetlight Manifesto release a reworking of Catch 22's Keasbey Nights?? so weird!

superhero superheroOG 2004

some of the same guys, different horn arrangements and orchestration. It's actually awesome with a pair of headphones, the horn battles are intense.

superhero #65.1.1.2 superheroOG 2004

you're missing out

katiedid #65.1.1.3 katiedidFounder

you can't refer to them as Catch 22 cause that band still exists (though I wish they would go away). The Keasbey Nights Catch 22 was the only time they were good.

web-toedchloe #65.2 web-toedchloeOG 2001

I was rocking out to bouncing souls "Deadbeat" while I was driving home. I love their funny cool songs.

katiedid #65.2.1 katiedidFounder

The Toilet Song! haha I love them! their new cd is pretty good but nothing beats Hopeless Romantic, right Di? :) ahhh the memories...

web-toedchloe #65.2.1.1 web-toedchloeOG 2001

Aww! That album makes me all nostalgic.

juicymango #65.3 juicymangoOG 2003

stadium arcadium i think? It's the new Red Hot Chili Peppers. Well, fairly new? i don't know.

Anyway chris is working from home today and I think he should work from home every day

punkprincess #65.4 punkprincessOG 2001

Weezer- devotion

its such a great song!! i had it blasting on the way home from work tonight adding my own little off noted harmonies. even though i sing so bad it sounds so good in my head!

theremin #65.5 thereminOG 2002

I was listening to radio over the net... The Fratellis are so catchy. I Gotta get that album.

B
#64 brothermanOG 2004

Kids come home tomorrow. Yay! I missed them.

B
#64.1 brothermanOG 2004

Ok, well they are going to be home for 3 days, then go to their Aunt's house in NY for a week.

ilikebirds #63 ilikebirdsOG 2002

tesoro #63.1 tesoroOG 2001

looks just like you ty.

socalgal #63.2 socalgalOG 2003

that penguins...interesting

punkprincess #63.3 punkprincessOG 2001

so im uploading my pic, and it doesnt work. how did you do it? all i keep seeing is a donut turn round and round, and now i just want one.

punkprincess #62 punkprincessOG 2001

i want to be simpsonized.

superhero #62.1 superheroOG 2004

i saw that you can do this somewhere ... online. i forget where.

iwz #62.2 iwz

http://www.simpsonsmovie.com/main.html Create Your Simpsons Avatar

ilikebirds #61 ilikebirdsOG 2002

underwear underwear underwear agent provecatuer

punkprincess #60 punkprincessOG 2001

hahaha i love the adds...heely's and outdoor patio furniture.

juicymango #59 juicymangoOG 2003

I love Monster energy drinks.

I usually drink the low-carb one, or the KHAOS one, it's 70% juice which I like.

Today I am trying the Monster M-80. GOOD.

And i also bought the Monster Assault which I will try either later or tomorrow.

CAFFEINE ... how I love theeeeeeeeeee

iwz #59.1 iwz

I was so tired the other day, so I drank a Red Bull.

It did nothing for me. What a waste of $3 or whatever.

thefunkyfresh #59.1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

yeah i think they're a sham... i actually kinda like them, but they're so expensive for barely anything. It's a marketing ploy, the stuff prolly costs the same as a gallon of coke to make, they just package it slick and sell you very little for a lot of money.

socalgal #58 socalgalOG 2003

i want this job
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originalsnob #58.1 originalsnobOG 2004

Wow where is this? Yeah, so the elevator isn't going all the way to the top right now... I looked at this and thought "Wow Gina's really changed."

socalgal #58.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

hahaha man i wish, that chick is hot.

*its in a club in LA and her job is to float in the bubble

originalsnob #58.1.1.1 originalsnobOG 2004

Hmmmm I will need to go here that's really kewl. Other places I wanna hit Venice Beach, Melrose, Malibu I'm gonna owe my life for a car rental lol it's gonna be crAzY anyone wanna come w/ me???? I'm still in the planning stages but it's gonna rock my sox off =D

iwz #58.2 iwz

I can't tell what's going on in this picture... is she underwater?? or inside of a plastic bubble with water in it? Or air in it? or what. looks like she's swimming

B
#58.2.1 brothermanOG 2004

Who cares. She's hot, that's all that matters.

socalgal #58.2.2 socalgalOG 2003

shes in a plastic bubble....floating around in a pool.

g.f.s.rocks #58.2.2.1 g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

How does she breathe in it?

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

i dont know. she still looks all fresh and not all sweaty and gross either.

ilikebirds #57 ilikebirdsOG 2002

at one time in my life I may or may not have borrowed lawn chairs.

ilikebirds #56 ilikebirdsOG 2002

saying she's worth 2dollars and 93 cents?

juicymango #55 juicymangoOG 2003

so, some of the sunflowers bloomed

i have to say i have never seen red and orange sunflowers like this

I LOVE THEM

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originalsnob #55.1 originalsnobOG 2004

Are these in your yard to? I didn't even realize there were red sunflowers, that's awes ;)

juicymango #55.1.1 juicymangoOG 2003

yeah i think there may be something in my soil that is making them red? I duno i have never seen that before.

This is in my front yard. Yay.

socalgal #55.1.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

they're a RICH red....i love it.

ilikebirds #54 ilikebirdsOG 2002

looks good to me. nice healthy hips

juicymango #53 juicymangoOG 2003

Yo i had a dream this morning

that i saw a plane crash

and it split in two just like the plane in LOST and the fuselage landed right in front of our car on the highway.. and i saw the people in the plane and i immediately went "oh sweet, i'm the first photographer on the scene" and grabbed my camera and then said "bye i'm gonna go take pics of these people dying"

WOW.

socalgal #53.1 socalgalOG 2003

awww you're peter parker.

juicymango #53.1.1 juicymangoOG 2003

oh just not the toby mcguire version pleaseeeeee

socalgal #53.1.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

nope. comic book bay-bee LOL *im a nerd at heart

juicymango #53.2 juicymangoOG 2003

and when i got to the scene no one was dead and i was helping people out and they were all Polish. it was interesting. not as morbid as the beginning. still i got some awesome photos. I wish they were real hahaha. no one died so it's okay to wish for that plane crash.

originalsnob #53.2.1 originalsnobOG 2004

Te he they were Polish, that's so cute ;)
I once had a dream where a plane crashed in front of me to. It's funny how real it can seem although in real life we've probably never witnessed something quite so traumatic or up close and personal. Luke Perry was in mine though, no Polish people :D

socalgal #52 socalgalOG 2003

so this morning some idiot in front of me was driving annoyingly slow. so when i was able to i flew around to pass him up, ended up cutting him off and looked in my rear view mirror and it was that actor who played the psycho in the movie disturbia.

juicymango #52.1 juicymangoOG 2003

lol he's standing behind you right now

socalgal #52.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

HAHAHA my friend said "uh oh, you're dead now"

originalsnob #52.1.1.1 originalsnobOG 2004

Hahaha as soon as I read this I remembered that scene in the parking garage I'm thinkin "Oh SNAP!" Seriously though that scene DUDE

thefunkyfresh #51 thefunkyfreshFounder

so angela told me she got a letter that a big movie is being filmed at the resort we're staying at. I think it's a ben stiller movie!

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/features/20070722-1747-wst-filmedinhawaii.html

thefunkyfresh #51.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

wow look at all the actors in this movie! owen wilson is in it, awesome! i hope i get to meet some of them

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0942385/

ilikebirds #50 ilikebirdsOG 2002

oh wait... jennifer love is hot. sheesh. we have opposite taste in woeminz

juicymango #50.1 juicymangoOG 2003

she's a big girl nowwwwwww

http://64.111.216.18/ul/3529-jlh1.jpg

ilikebirds #49 ilikebirdsOG 2002

acceptable british pictures lucy pinder, kelly brooke, keeley hazel... NO POSH SPICE.

ilikebirds #48 ilikebirdsOG 2002

no more posh pictures plz.

punkprincess #48.1 punkprincessOG 2001

not until you start replying.

punkprincess #48.2 punkprincessOG 2001

ps STOP EDITIING MY COMMENTS!

superhero #47 superheroOG 2004

yo jahanna when I was on a trip last week i saw this and thought of you

g.f.s.rocks #47.1 g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

SO I guess Jahanna is Diesel

tesoro #47.1.1 tesoroOG 2001

hahahha, i am diesel, watchoo self.

punkprincess #47.1.2 punkprincessOG 2001

or just gassy

tesoro #47.1.2.1 tesoroOG 2001

I DID IT. guilty as charged. god, i hate DMB.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

i feel like we've had this conversation before. in this context too about gas.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

well, we've talked about everything on the earth we can talk about, so now we just have to restart talking about the same stuff.

tesoro #47.2 tesoroOG 2001

oh my gosh! so cool! where is this??

Matt Dell. took a pic of a store in Italy named Tesoro...i can't believe it's a gas station in the US with that name! so weird!

superhero #47.2.1 superheroOG 2004

i was actually in Utah. It was right next to the airport. I think the people who worked there thought i was going to blow it up, since i got out and took a picture of it.

g.f.s.rocks #47.2.1.1 g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

And the fact that you look like a terrorist

superhero superheroOG 2004

who told you that

unfortunately, it is true

i may post my passport picture on here. it gets me detained 9 out of 10 times.

ilikebirds #46 ilikebirdsOG 2002

hot. seems like a good time.

juicymango #45 juicymangoOG 2003

WOW

fresh out of Rehab... Lindsay Lohan was arrested for drunk driving this morning and they found cocaine on her

WOW

thefunkyfresh #45.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

she needs to be put to sleep

superhero #45.1.1 superheroOG 2004

i'm pretty sure she has the herp

juicymango #45.1.1.1 juicymangoOG 2003

i need to call youuuuuuu :(

tonight?!

i can't keep my head on straight right now

i definitely can't do the shoot for a couple weeks

but yeah we'll chat

superhero superheroOG 2004

yo i dunno if you're really qualified to be my personal photographer. i mean, yeah, you shot my wedding but i dunno :) ... haha

no seriously call me whenever, i'm still pushing lauren and tina to use their wedding dresses and they won't so we might have to get some cheap ones off ebay or something

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

oh that's cool we should get some really weird 80's ones and cut them up

superhero superheroOG 2004

oh that's a good idea although futuristic ones would be cooler

socalgal #45.2 socalgalOG 2003

she's the female version of robert downey jr.

juicymango #45.2.1 juicymangoOG 2003

and far less hot... i love rd jr

punkprincess #45.2.1.1 punkprincessOG 2001

you mean you dont think this: is hot?

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

she doesnt look THAT bad...for being drunk.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

and high

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

true it was like she was going for the posh look except they took the picture too quick....now lindsey this is how you do it:

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

OH that reminds me I need to print a couple pics of her out to take to my stylist to get that cut/colorrrrrrr

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

obsession hahaha

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

yeah plus my husband thinks she is GORGEOUS so that helps haha he's allowed to like her because I like her

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 juicymango

you 2 pretty much have the same taste in chicks tho...

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 socalgal

haha not always .. he's a guy.. he likes typical things sometimes that i roll my eyes at hahaha

i like jolie and posh

that's pretty much it..

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 juicymango

you should try to get her legs too

[ UGH YUCK -ilikebirds]

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 punkprincess

well i am 6 years younger than her and my legs look worse than hers, so yeah sure i'll take it

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 punkprincess

by the way its just a really bad photoshop....but still it makes me secretly happy hahahaha

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 punkprincess

yeah, i get happy when i see how fat Jennifer Love Hewitt looks these days. That girl always annoyed the crap out of me.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

lol yeah i was gonna say... not bad for being drunk and on coke... i look HORRIBLE after taking a 20 min nap...

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

ian i need editing privledges!
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!

superhero superheroOG 2004

you don't need that

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

me and dan can take care of the stuff you mess up... lol

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

ha ha ha

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

her nose is all scabbed up

ilikebirds #44 ilikebirdsOG 2002

lol whistle whistle.
tsk tsk.

superhero #43 superheroOG 2004

last night my friend beans and i got into some wicked mario party 8 action

i've never played this game before but i'm convinced she cheats

favorite activities:
"cranking" the wii-mote
snowboarding by turning your wrist
"flicking" your wrist up to break blocks

pretty fun

fivezero #42 fivezeroOG 2003

Anyone ever play Phase 10? I just got it. I love it. Addicted.

hunkpapap #42.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

dude presidents and (idiots) is the best card game

B
#41 brothermanOG 2004

So bored...

ilikebirds #40 ilikebirdsOG 2002

especially if she doesn't like nicknames like " You " or " wife " ... thats grounds for breaking it up right..? i'm not the bad guy. SHE IS

superhero #40.1 superheroOG 2004

i totally agree. i have shortened lauren's name to just "L" and sometimes that's too long. I just sneeze.

punkprincess #40.2 punkprincessOG 2001

all adam has to do is whistle and i come.

iwz #40.2.1 iwz

i'm anticipating fivezero's response to this, lol

fivezero #40.2.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

saw it. passed.

i was THISSS close though, lol

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

well i had high hopes.... HIGH hopes....

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

i wanna know...

ilikebirds #39 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i can't ever date a girl with more than 3 syllables in her name.
2 is pushing it even

thefunkyfresh #39.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

i can

originalsnob #38 originalsnobOG 2004

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye'd Joe I'd been married long time ago...

originalsnob #38.1 originalsnobOG 2004

*** ANNOYINGLY LOUD BUZZER SOUNDS*****

Unfortunately morbid silence was not an option
Where did you come from where did you go where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe

Is what we were looking for here. We have absolutely no prizes for "runners up" or "good sports" because we don't believe in rewarding mediocrity...not even going to thank you for playing because you have contributed absolutely nothing to our gaming experience in essence, failing at life. That is all.

punkprincess #38.1.1 punkprincessOG 2001

wah? who are you talking to sNoB?

originalsnob #38.1.1.1 originalsnobOG 2004

I was totally baked (on nothing I just wig out when my energy drops) I thought sum 1 would know the song but alas ;)

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

i DO know that song. actually i used to go country line dancing when i was like 10 and that used to be my fav song that tthey played.

hunkpapap #38.1.2 hunkpapapOG 2003

if it hadn't been for cotton eyed joe, i'd've been married a long time ago

B
#37 brothermanOG 2004

How was your vacation Ian?

iwz #37.1 iwz

It was very nice, and relaxing. We read a coupla books, got a little tan, and took it easy.

The weather was beautiful as well.

B
#37.1.1 brothermanOG 2004

Cool. It's back to the grind for you now.

socalgal #37.1.2 socalgalOG 2003

where did you go?

iwz #37.1.2.1 iwz

Cancun. There weren't any Taco Bells :(

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

of course...they have REAL mexican food there!

B
#36 brothermanOG 2004

How was Bball yesterday JP? I wish I could have played. My ankle is still screwy. I chased after my parent's dog yesterday when he ran out the door and the best I could do was a limpy jog. The little rat made me dive for him and then ran into the house.

originalsnob #35 originalsnobOG 2004

I sleep the most soundly when the weather is like today's weather.
Had such a wacky dream EARLY THIS MORNING:

Walking w/ this guy through the woods and we finally come to a clearing
After reaching the clearing we see this Mickey D's accross the way
We're hungry and we start to walk towards it
Suddenly this guy in a really horrible mask goes walking up to the Mickey D's storms through the front door and holds a gun in the air
So I say to this guy "we need to get out of sight before he looks around and notices we've seen him"
The two of us start running and the masked guy glances in our direction in the distance so we crouch down and hide in this stairwell
I know it progressed from there but I don't remember everything, I feel like some sort of a secret agent LOL!

socalgal #35.1 socalgalOG 2003

OMG thats scary!! i dont like scary dreams. the other morning i had a dream that i had a cat and it got mad at me and stole a car. HAHAHA

originalsnob #35.1.1 originalsnobOG 2004

HAHAH! I had to read this twice to make sure I was seeing straight the cat got mad PRICELESS

socalgal #35.1.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

yeah it was weird. and im like freaked and everyone was like all "la-di-da" and im all "DOESN'T ANYONE CARE THAT A CAT IS DRIVING" and no one flinched. LOL

theremin #35.2 thereminOG 2002

What's funny is that my eyes orignally skimmed over the bit about this all being a dream. I was like, WHAT!?

coreyfeldman #34 coreyfeldmanOG 2003

Someone stole my patio table and chairs!!

So I got home late last night from the in-laws, I had been out of town with Liam for 5 days. Our back porch door was wedged open - not good - so we creeped up our porch and a void where our table and chairs had been.

That's all they took, they didn't take the grill, gardening tools, or other folding chairs, just the table, chairs, and matching umbrella. We even had a tiki torch in the middle of the table and they were kind enough to leave that.

tesoro #34.1 tesoroOG 2001

no stinkin way!!! ugh, that is infuriating!!

coreyfeldman #34.1.1 coreyfeldmanOG 2003

yeah, I was not happy.

socalgal #34.2 socalgalOG 2003

OMG thats so annoying! and its so weird...we're they THAT desperate for a patio table to steal yours. but leave everything else?

coreyfeldman #34.2.1 coreyfeldmanOG 2003

That's the really weird thing, they didn't take anything but the table and chairs. So it's not like they are selling it for scrap or for anything, they really wanted a place to sit eat and socialize.

socalgal #34.2.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

its like "what do you think this is? home depot??!?"

fivezero #34.3 fivezeroOG 2003

wow. sorry to hear that, man. jealous neighbors? keep an eye open for an identical set, spray painted another color.

police report?

coreyfeldman #34.3.1 coreyfeldmanOG 2003

yeah, I filed a police report.

My head is totally swinging all around as I drive and go anywhere, looking for it.

fivezero #34.3.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

nah, bro. patio furniture black market. koreans, man. koreans.

iwz #34.4 iwz

What! That's ridiculous. Sorry to hear that

B
#34.5 brothermanOG 2004

I guy I work with had plants and shrubs stolen out of his yard. Turned out one of his neighbors was taking them and planting them in her yard. People are strange.

yay #34.6 yayOG 2004

what the

flomojopoanode #34.7 flomojopoanodeFounder

did you ever listen to that dane cook joke about kicking in a door, because he wanted to rob stuff, only to realize that he only wanted to kick in doors?

B
#34.7.1 brothermanOG 2004

Yeah, that was great.

fivezero #34.7.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

have you ever REALLY kicked in a door? it's awesome.

B
brothermanOG 2004

Yeah. I won't go into details. Haha...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 funny

i'm betting it's a footnote in the ex-wife story

B
brothermanOG 2004

No, a sibling.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

yeah it was great... until i realized once my dad found out i broke his door and i was going to be killed. then i'm scrambling trying to fix the stupid door

originalsnob #34.8 originalsnobOG 2004

I know this couple that had a little boy named Liam...so adorable big blue eyes!

A
#34.8.1 alexOG 2001

i think ian's wife has a sister named liam. hahahaaa. poor kid.

iwz #34.8.1.1 iwz

coreyfeldman is my brother-in-law. MIND EXPLOSION

web-toedchloe #33 web-toedchloeOG 2001

Hey kiddies: I have an interview! I'm potentially no longer an unemployed hippie. It's for a small firm who said it's cool if I work part time! Thanks again to all my lovelies who helped reinforce my desire to pioneer - Livy, Forreste, Toddler, everyone else - you guys are the best!

forrestina #33.1 forrestinaOG 2002

Alright!! Let us know how it goes...

iwz #33.2 iwz

Sweet! Hope it works out

originalsnob #33.3 originalsnobOG 2004

Aww how exciting! :) keep us updated

flomojopoanode #33.4 flomojopoanodeFounder

THIS IS GREAT! I'm praying for you, Di!

web-toedchloe #33.5 web-toedchloeOG 2001

The interview was earlier this evening and I think it went pretty well. It's a small firm, just two guys, and I'd be their only support staff. Initially over the phone, I told one of the guys that I only want to work about 3 days/week, and he said he was ok with that. Today at the interview, the other guy said they wanted someone full time, and the first guy jumped in and said, "we're flexible about that." So they're talking over whether they want to hire me and some other girl just to answer phones when I'm not there.

I have to say, it's not a job I'm terribly excited about - the law isn't my favorite, I don't want to answer phones and I don't want to be the only one whom problems fall on in a small office.

BUT, of course, I think my prayers are being answered in that these guys even considered changing their standards for me. I can see Jehovah's hand in that. So if they offer me the job, cool, if not, I know something else will come along.

katiedid #33.5.1 katiedidFounder

Yay!! :)

socalgal #32 socalgalOG 2003

juicy, im sending my gf's an email today asking them about the trash the dress thingy..and im linking your site. i'll let you know the outcome.

juicymango #32.1 juicymangoOG 2003

sweet hopefully it will work out ha! i wanna book my flight like NOW. ha.

flomojopoanode #31 flomojopoanodeFounder

well this place is dead. Meh.

rocksupastar #31.1 rocksupastarFounder

NEGATORY TODDLES!!!!

flomojopoanode #30 flomojopoanodeFounder

a good movie for funky and iwz to watch: THUNDERPANTS. I'm sure you can guess what it's about.

flomojopoanode #29 flomojopoanodeFounder

http://youtube.com/watch?v=O0xRTNmLSFE

you can find more. Just search for "strung out air drum(mer)"

iwz #28 iwz

HOLA WHAT IS THIS WEBSITE, I AM IN A CIBER CAFE IN CANCUN AND SOME JOE LEFT THIS UP

HAHA I CAN DELETE WHATEVER I WANT

iwz #28.1 iwz

^^^ what's with this guy?

rocksupastar #28.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

hes a n00bz0r

yay #28.2 yayOG 2004

omg someone has to tell IWZ his account was hijacked, anyone have his email?

rocksupastar #28.2.1 rocksupastarFounder

i can txt his phone.

superhero #27 superheroOG 2004

Hey All - this is Lauren... I hijacked Dan's laptop... Kam I am so up to the wedding dress pictures....

englandkid #27.1 englandkidOG 2003

what the ... this is dan and i hijacked muffy's computer only to find LAUREN POSTING UNDER MY NAME!

juicymango #27.2 juicymangoOG 2003

yes!! Yeah this weekend was totally hectic but I can call you today! ha! I am so tired right now i got home at like 11 from my shoot yesterday. LOONNNG ONE

flomojopoanode #27.2.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

you shot out a "long one" till 11?

tesoro #26 tesoroOG 2001

i just borrowed a kid. haha

we're having 4 couples over and only 1 couple has a 5 year old. so i'm "borrowing" my 6 year old brother-in-law for him to play with. lol

tesoro #25 tesoroOG 2001

punk princess smells.

punkprincess #25.1 punkprincessOG 2001

its true.

B
#25.1.1 brothermanOG 2004

And she's married to the Verizon guy.

ilikebirds #24 ilikebirdsOG 2002

oh those ... they are called heeleys?
what a dumb name... might as well just called them heelslidingshoethingys

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