Not playing around
by Ok. I love discourse as much as the next person. But despise strongly pointless inflammatory discourse. Pointless discourse I have no problem with. I don't care how many lols, rofls, omg, kit or whatsoever self pity we use to hide. Marking it offtopic isn't strong enough. Deletion is the keyword of this particular musing.
Random yes. Silly video? Check. Pictures of significant others? Affirmativo. Don't think it will pass? Type it and test the mods lol. NOT. This will most likely be skipped over and started anew when Grandpa Zabel gets back but for now Papa has taken off his belt. Play nicely on the playground and share the slide....
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Surfing around Monster, I just saw a job ad for "Religious Opportunities" with the "US Navy" listed as the employer.
hahaha. yeh, I remember seeing that Ad, ages ago. Pretty messed up. I guess some of the duties they have in store is to "bless the tanks" and pray with the troops. So messed up.
this reminds me of high school and army recruitor singled me out and asked me to enlist. i told him i was one of Jehovah's Witness and he was like "that's not going to be a problem, young man. we accomadate all dietary restrictions."
i almost laughed.
hahaha. You shoulda said in reponse: "Oh... serve a lot of cannibal meals and bloody food stuffs, do ya? That's my dietary restrictions these days. At any rate, I only shoot to kill what I will be eating and since I'm not fond of human flesh sandwiches, I'm afraid I have to decline your incredibly attractive offer of people murderer for hire." That'd shut him up quick.
i am marking this post "insane"
/signed
Where can I get a good price on the newest TomTom for Palm Treo 650? Besides eBay.
tigerdirect.com has good stuff
Thanks. Looks like they only have the TomTom standalone units unfortunately. Thanks anyway.
No not rollerskates, they are different than that. They have wheels in the heels which only work when you lean back on the heels.
These got real popular after I was out of school.
I remember thinking how great these would've really come in handy when late for class.
They made such a big deal about kids rolling around and potentially injuring adults that they've been banned in local schools.
dane cook uses these in Employee of the Month - he stole my idea
rollerskates?
heeleys are shoes with wheels in the heel that you can roll around on
heeleys? what are heeleys?
I though lauren was posting under your name talking about high heels. i'm confused. unless you wear high heels.. thats cool. If you're into that sort of thing. good for you
so i am enjoying some hot wings right now and all i can think about is those little dying baby chickens
but.. they are delicioso
nba ref being investigated for fixing games that he bet on with the mob... holy!!
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=txnbafixingprobe&prov=st&type=lgns
i totally believe stuff like this happens. my bro-in-laws mom is mixed in w/the mexican mafia and she would tell him what boxing matches to bet on...i guess she had the insight...its insane.
Is there any group that doesn't have a mafia? It might sound odd but, I always felt as though the only real mafia is The Mob...like The Family Business. The whole concept still fascinates me 'til this day.
one thing NOT COOL about CA
Quake jolts San Francisco Bay area
SAN FRANCISCO - An earthquake jolted San Francisco Bay area residents awake early Friday, breaking glass and rattling nerves, although there were no immediate reports of injuries.
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The earthquake was recorded about 2 miles east of Oakland and had a preliminary magnitude of 4.2, according to the U.S. Geological Survey. It could be felt for up to 10 seconds on both sides of the San Francisco Bay after striking shortly after 4:40 a.m.
More than 1,000 customers in the Oakland area lost power, a Pacific Gas & Electric Co. spokesman said. Crews were investigating the outages.
A dispatcher at the Oakland Police Department said police were getting calls about alarms going off. In Berkeley, an employee at a Safeway grocery store said two large windows broke but there were no injuries.
we're SO due for one...we've been having small 2.0 ones in LA
Yet another reason whe NJ rocks!
um ONE uncool thing out of a zillion cool things doesnt make NJ better...TSK TSK
But it does, because that ONE uncool thing can destroy Cali and NJ will always be here :)
NJ will just kill everyone with the air. It's ranked one of the worst for air quality.
i think that was actually your bathroom
niiiiiice
Or your armpits after an intense basketball game.
HMMMM you got hurricanes? snow and w/snow there can be an avalanche?? lol
HAHAHAHA Avalanches in NJ HAHAHAHA... Hurricanes?! not likely....
Well actually in the past three years we had two bad storms as a result of hurricanes in the Atlantic. But compared to earthquakes, mudslides, smog and the worst traffic in the county (per an AOL article), NJ rocks :) Plus Giacomo, WE'RE here.
But seriously, I can't hate California; I've never even been there. Maybe I'll live there someday...
haha I meant countRy
mudslides are only on the hills....after a torrential downpour and we dont get THAT much rain.
yea, and the highest gas (what, about $4/gallon) and most outrageous real estate prices. Friends of ours just sold their little 3 bedroom house in the Bay area (and according to them a pretty "ghetto" area) for $400,000. No thanks.
I love CA to visit, but i'd shoot myself in the foot before moving there.
oh yeah. its super expensive. our 4 bedroom house is worth over $700K. there are new condos being sold and they are starting at $450k and thats for 2 bedroom one bath...in an ok neighborhood
So basically CA is a joke to live in unless you are loaded.
I would love to sell real estate in Cali. I guess they canceled the show, "Million Dollar Listing," but when that show was on, I'd watch and just wish to be in Cali selling real estate instead of NJ. We got amazing homes in NJ. But it's exaggerated in Cali loads more. Plus, I think the real estate work ethic is much more fun and extravagant. And, least it was represented in that light. Plus, how fun would it be to sell real estate in Malibu, Hollywood, Beverly Hills? Very! ahhh, dreams.
seriously...its like you dont know who you'd be selling too..could be a celeb, entertainment figure...BUT right now the market is bad. but when its good...its REALLY good.
yeah there are condo's even right here in LBI going for $399K - TINY condo's not even on the beach
so really Cali is not THAT far off
hey the girls are going more for the pin up style. lol
I was curious, I checked my MLS... This active listing of a lower level condo.. 3 bed/1 bath/880 sq ft - $470,000. Crazy. To Gina that sounds cheap tho, I'm sure. The prices at Seaside, Lavalette, Ortley Beach always amaze me. I've been inside this ultra tiny 1 bedroom condo (that is on a private beach, but still) last year, and it was listed for over $800,000. And it didn't even look special at all. You're paying for the private beach basically, but still... is Seaside worth it? And this place looked more like an apartment complex than condos.
that is def good for a 3 bedroom condo. but the important question....what city? and location...ya know.
It must not have been that bad. This is the first I've heard of it. I'm waiting for us to get hit with a 7+. Like you said, we are _so_ due.
yeah seriously...but we're getting the smaller ones more so lately and thats what happened the last few times we've had a larger one.
moving from OA2 to MIE2 - not fun
My sister and I are going to make a comic using the conversations we have because we crack ourselves up. Example from last night when Sammy was driving home on route 80 from the bookstudy:
Sammy: EAP!
Lindsay: Are you okay? -thinking she was choking-
S: There was a dead squirrel on the road and I don't like to hit those out of respect for the dead.
L: If the squirrel was trying to cross ten lanes of route 80, it deserves to die.
S: Maybe someone threw it there.
L: Dead or alive?
S: Alive?
L: Why would someone do that?
You guys crack me up to! We gotta get together again =D
What book study are you in is Ahler's still there??? The man is just not right lol!
Haha no we're with the Chesleys now, they changed everything up on us.
This is Coco. I call her COCOPUFF. She is a dog that I walk when her owners go away. She's so crazy looking right!??!?! She totally has the crazy eye.
are those teeth sticking out? lol
yes. she suffers from an underbite. lol.
and this is her .. um.. sister? Sammy the cat. For some reason this cat's face cracks me up.
Hahaha She's like "What the?!?"
yeah snottiest cat ever. she totally has a british accent. if she.. talked.
My cat speaks bad English when he talks. He texted my sister, told her she had Hat Haip.
lol
haha! that dog looks like it belongs on the muppet show, and that cat looks like it should be a dignified british conastable, or a colonle or something.
Awww it's cute it add character. I want a little dog sooooo bad but, most developments in the area aren't pet friendly. So depending on where I end up I'll see whether or not I can get a furry friend :)
and this is Vegas and Shelby. Shelby is a boxer, and Vegas is.. boston terrier? i think? Super cute. I walk them twice a week but this week their owners had off and I didn't get to see them. I miss themmmm
yeah today is "clear the photos off your phone" day
obvs this is not me.. but a girl i shot! i shoot people!
you shoot w/a sand gun? cause like this chick is full of sand....hmmm....lol
yeah it was this
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/KamHarrisPhoto/wee/IMG_9097.jpg
then this
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/KamHarrisPhoto/wee/IMG_9141.jpg
then she rolled around in the sand
but before the beach it was this
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/KamHarrisPhoto/wee/IMG_8959.jpg
and this
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/KamHarrisPhoto/wee/IMG_8902.jpg
WHOA...pretty gnarly. lol
*seriously....some AWESOME shots!!!
thanks!! she was a champ.
it was pouring rain too. i was under an umbrella ella ella eh eh eh protecting my camera hah
me and tina want to hire you for a day in NYC
let's do it
EZ message me a price
we'll take a day off from work
i want to go around the museums in my heelys and have you take pictures of that
then i want to go find kelly ripa :)
seriously...you have heelys? my fam makes fun of me when i tell them i want a pair.
who doesn't have a pair
all those little kids at the mall race me
lol that's amazing
yes let's do it up!!!
i'll ezmessage youuuu
i love kelly ripa
that makes two of us
my last congregation (before I got married) I was in for 15 years. Every time we went out in service, we went to break at a place called the Market Basket (ritzy upscale supermarket). EVERY TIME.
One day, Lauren tells me "oh this guy I work with saw Kelly Ripa at the Market Basket last week" - I'm like HOW DID I MISS THIS?? EVERY SERVICE BREAK EVER!!
I may have posted this story before.
lol that's funny
and whats with people not liking mayonnaise?
i thought it was just a general rule... white people love mayonnaise...
mayonnaise is great
perhaps this is the problem, the mayo needs to be a different color.
UGH just seeing the pic of the mayo makes me want to hurl
Uh oh...I like this stuff
Taste just like the real thing :)
I SWEAR!!!
I totally used to eat the normal stuff but, my tummy didn't appreciate it.
ewww ewww EWWWW
that's cuz you watched undercover brother
there is a song out there in the world... that i need to be listening too... and yet i dont have it yet... YAY!?
punk princess...i just saw you picture montage....SO cute. it almost seemed like it would be leading into a movie or something. lol
*btw you and hubby make a totally cute couple!
thanks!! :) it was such a fun day!!!
it totally looked like you were!
*you totally look like my friend april...w/brown hair tho
awww i love the 80's
lol um what?
i like birds
I was thinking.. Mods don't do that much. TIME TO CHANGE THAT UP!
so yea...kamila, i wrote to you in the musings...go check.
cool! Yeah did i tell you, the wedding i shot that day, the couple divorced 6 months later. lol.
peepee! teeheheheheee!!!