Real World- Philly
by New school year and new real world!? What could be better? Oh..I know..maybe if everyone on the show was super gay or a hick! Yeah, that'd be better. Here's a run down on what I think of the Philly people:
Willy- Short, ugly, and annoyingly feminine. If you wanna be gay whatever you'll burn in gehenna but you don't have to be so freakin annoying on top of it!
Melanie- Didn't get to see much of her on the first episode but she'll obviously be the outcast of the show. She doesn't seem that great, if you're gonna be the outcast be a bit more dramatic please!
MJ- Ugly.
Langden- Cute..hick-like..but cute. Very very stupid.
Shavonda- Pretty and seemingly intelligent enough (unlike MJ and Langden) but there's something a bit off about her that I don't like.
Cambodia- Big gay dude that likes to pretend he isn't gay. I hope him and Willy do not get together cause that'd make me puke.
SexGirl- I don't remember her name but she is waaaay dumb and HAS GOT to get rid of that ugly gap between her teeth. "I'm like a guy..all I think about is sex" gheeeeeeyyyy.
So, all in all MTV picked a whole bunch of winners this time! No wonder everyone in Philly hated them so much, they're all a bunch of morons. Sure, Robyn was annoying a kind of a hooch but she was amusing because she liked to get drunk and punch people. And Cameran was annoying and dumb but she had some type of charm to her. Jamie was cute..Jacquese was awesome. This new cast has nothing going for them AT ALL. Of course I'll watch it but I was totally more excited when I saw that Battle of the Sexes II is coming (once road rules is over I guess). That's good times..I want a "The Miz" shirt!
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O snap! Karamo gets played out in last night's ep. Someone said he had a gun so they started an investigation right there in the club! And of course he wasn't tryna hear MJ try to calm him down with common sense...whoooyea. Next week it'll be GO TIME or they'll kiss and make-up.
i was hoping Karamo wouldn't do the typical self loathing lonely angry black man. i hope he was drunk because he was acting like a total childish retard. MJ better just back up, theres no comforting THOSE guys, ESPECIALLY if you're white.
so i finally caught a few episodes. love the house but i don't like the cast.
the black dude who is a gay seems to not like people that are gay.
sadly, he hates himself. unlike the other fruit who wears his gayness like a rainbow cape.
And he probably jumps out, hands on hips, and says "da-da-DAHHHHHHHH!!!! I'm Heeeeeeeerrrre!!!" in a very singsong voice while wearing said cape.
Ahh, yes, another flame-arific episode! *head hangs low* Shameful...while two men are prancing around with nothing on but a smile, Sarah buys a $150 pair of jeans. Melanie tells the guys how stupid that was so Sarah brings it to her attn...and that's basically it. Next week seems promising tho..Karamo and MJ exhangin' words..SCANDAL!
Ok so i just saw the first two episodes of this show this weekend. Haha. Funny stuff. People are ridiculous. Landon is so cute but I really REALLY REALLY want to shave off his triangular weird curly bangs. OH MAN i want to shave his head. That would look SO much better.
MJ is UGLY. Yes he looks like a statue.
Sarah.. is it?? the girl that's SUPER annoying and throwing herself on the guys. SO GHEY. SOOO ANNOYING. i want to kick her.
The blonde girl wasn't even ON the episodes. She's the outcast i guess.
The two gheys - eh whatever.
oh i forgot Vonda. Her teeth are huge and they bother me.
i've never watched this show, i just remember when we were in philly for the convention somebody pointed out the house they were at
did anyone else notice that landon had on a maggie moo's shirt??? i love him.
"dude she's not hungry"
----yeah and?
she's not hungry.
----okay maybe you should talk to her when you're sober.
after this conversation and the one in the confessional when he farted on the other boy and didn't realize it, i was hysterical!!
i only caught the end of the ep. but that was hysterical! drunk farting in the confessional: yet another reason NOT to be on real world.
I totally missed the entire ep cuz my family was watching hidalgo :( so I'll have to catch it on re-run.
bc they dont have those on mtv
i know right? but this time i would appreciate it
Hahaha....."maybe she already ate."
"I like... Langdon Ulger."
"I have no idea who that is."
"Nobody does! He's very quiet and enjoys puzzles."
His name definately isn't cambodia...and yeah, that would be gross...i can't even watch this show sometimes...
seriously dude, men are forbidden from posting comments on this thread...
yo, there's like, homo-hook ups & stuff in this season!!...i just saw a commercial yesterday for the next episode, so nasty
yeah i really try to stay away from mtv now, way to much pro gay shows going on. I do NOT want to see 2 guys kissing, EVER! BAD MTV!
OT-I thought it was hilarious when Angela called Jillian a sexpot on Road Rules...now that girl Sarah on RW Philly has claimed that throne. What is it with girls like that? Lame...
Does anyone else think MJ looks like a Greek God? He could pose and someone can sculpt a bust of him
until i saw him with that headband...then i was over it.
hahahah. this was my line of thinking. how he looked perfect and you could sculpt him but then he wore the headband and i'm like, "oh no another gay guy?"
I think it's unanimous! The ENTIRE cast is gay. lol
i didn't get to watch. the previews did not catch my attention. I only watched the last one because it was in San Diego (down south from me), but i did like that cast, even though i despised frankie. we're talking she needs some serious mental attention. but everyone clicked. can i say brad was my ALL time fav
Sure, he was my fav too. San Diego rocked with the execption of the Frankie "Hello Kitty" cutter chic. Jacques needs to become a JW--he's mad chill. Cammie, really really ig'nant but cute, didn't hate her. Robyn crying on the phone in jail...funniest thing EVER. Jamie, so cute! Ty should hook up wit her haha and who can forget Randy "THAT is bullcrap and THAT is primarily your problem!"
"I'm in JAIL BRO! Get me oooout"
She's a retart, hands down.. but at least she knows it.
FREE BRAD! FREE BRAD! FREE BRAD!!!
"Don't call me an alcoholic, cuz then I'll cry."
that was SOOO cute but funny
yeah Ja needs to be witnessed to! i loved when he was upset when robyn said the "n" word and he called his mom and she gave him the BEST advice. she was so sweet and warm about it and new how to calm her son. thats a good mom there!
Once again, apparently in the REAL WORLD there are a billion gay guys... but no asian men.
I'll take a gay asian man even. Geez.
why don't you apply?
i wish. i would love to
MTV is making up for lost time since they didn't have any homo drama last season they figured it would be best to double the fun
Karamo aka Cambodia - Bri said it best, "BEST kept secret EVER!"
Did you see Landon and MJ's face when he came out to them??? [lockjaw] Looked like they freeze-framed it! only they didn't...
Haha "I don't think I want to tell anyone until I'm more comfortable with them"
"Oh hey guys..I'm gay"
Whatever "Craid David" he's not bein' very real now is he?
i totally think Landon is too...but maybe hes supressing.
I dunno, well, his name's pretty ghey...confession : I don't mind Willie so much. Sure he's on fire but besides that he seems chill and I think it's really funny that I used to have the hots for him back when he was on Ghostwriter.
i totally called that he was gay. i said it and then they said it and i'm like, "what? yeah i knew it. brush your shoulders off, brush em off"
Haha "Got some...dirt on my shoulders, could you brush it off for me?"
landon was bragging about his gay-dar being right on with willie. it doesn't take gay-dar to peg a flamer as obvious as willie. all it took was his luggage and i knew.