Like An Assembly, Every Time You Go Mall'n
by Alright so you know how the assembly's viewed as "Mack Central" by many cause it's really the only time that so many JW girls & guys are all present @ the same time, in the same place? Lemme tell you something, worldly people, get an "assembly", every freakin' time they go to their local mall...Cause they HAVE NO RELIGIOUS RESTRAINTS TO THEIR MACK TARGET-POOL...So..I propose to you, an idea...I think every JW girl, in the US...(and in Puerto Rico, if I ever go back)..Between the ages of 18-23, should wear some sort of identifying mark, wherever they go..So then, if we're @ the mall, & we notice you, instead of walking right past ya, thinking you're a harlot of the nations, we'll approach you, eh?..You like'a my idea?...Now, just WHAT should the girls wear, as this, indentifying mark?...Let us inject some democracy into this here thread, decide for yourselves via-poll
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oh man that was so funny. i liek the thick gold chain idea
ha ha this was hysterical!
haha, you JUST read this?..it's like old school...hey, maybe we'll resurect it & comments will once again flourish in here
I sure did, I harldey read any of the stuff in here, but when I am super bored I just start picking out things to read and this was one of them.
& it was funny!!
& you are so right about the assembly thing!
yo I just clicked on your sn for the heck of it to see your profile cause I have no idea who you are, is HI hawaii, or am I retarded
HI is Hawaii,, but i am temporarily for the last 22 yrs of my life located in sucky new jersey.. but moving to hawaii, plans are already in motion.
oh..i was like WOAH...ezabel's goin international...I KNOW, that technically wouldnt be considered international cause it's a U.S. state..but..it's far enough away to think of it in the same way...a good friend of my mom is Hawaiian...I've always wanted to go, it's the only place where I can wear a coconut bra & a grass skirt w/out it being viewed as socially unacceptable
ha ha,, i know its super far away 6 hr time dif, and a 10 hr flight
yeah well we just got back from there, and I highly recommend going there. each island is different so it depeands on what your lookin to do. but I love it beyond all compare!
yo man, ezabel already is international. we have visitors from england, canada, and many other places!
oh well PARDON me...hey, we should make people who don't live in the states pay to join ezabel..& $plit the profit...
dont forget Pennsylvania
Why should Pennsylvanians have to pay? That's discrimination!
because you're practically another country...
or it should be. Wilkes-barre, another dimension? I think so.
yeah, any state, where the cows outnumber the humans, should pay to join ezabel
fine, fine...i won't HATE...i wasn't hating people though...just memories...i can hate my own memories, can't i? Anyway, i guess some things are better left unsaid
dude, you are getting CARRIED away w/this censorship thing, talk about POWER TRIP....From now on, you, are known as THE MAN...Oppressing, and suppressing ezabelers w/your missuse of authority....This is the kind of oppression that starts riots dan, do you WANT us to trash your house?
WOO HOO!!!..FIGHT THE POWER!!!...RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE!!...RIOT @ DAN'S PLACE!!..& then an afterparty @ mine
stop inciting violence. this is how people from maywood became oppressed and sentenced to work at the spice mines of kessel...
for all who don't understand this completely random&offtopic reference, it's taken from a movie called Dune....cool flick
you're a moron. not it's not. it's from star wars. threepio says it.
you know what else threpio says?....Your mother smells like chewbacka
bryan...you get major macking points taken away for courtney blowing up your lack of star wars knowledge...you're a GUY for pete's sake, get it together and stop listening to that screaming music
courtney didn't blow up my spot, lol, she was correcting your spelling of 3po...silly
i can't believe how lame that sounded...dude, i'm going to suggest to the local authorities that your "male" stature be removed...first, grinding on me, now this...what's next...am i going to be cooked for?? sheesh. makes me wanna puke.
::In comes Sigmund Frued to diagnose the troubled Dan's problem::
It seems, Dan, that you, in efforts to mask your lack of confidence in your OWN masculinity, have redirected this lack of confidence onto Bryan. This, is a psycholigical defense mechanism, that serves the function of making yourself feel more manly, by insinuating that somebody else, is, less manly. Thus, creating a fantasy world through which you vicariously enjoy your ideal masculine status.
Bryan: Thank you, Sigmund, for clearing that up...
Yeah..the spice mines of kessel are located next to the maw. Han Solo and Chewwie end up there in one of the books. The spice mined there is nuts..it gives you psychic powers.
thanks...very clever...
I love star wars..except for the new movies, I have no love to give to those.
i respect a person who knows all the little intricacies. i respect people normally, but i have more respect for that. also, i respect when a person can find a scripture without looking in the little index in the back of the bible.
Yeah, when people can do that with the Bible..it's awesome. I have some type of faulty memory because I can do that with very few scriptures.
yeah, the triology is the all time best....but the second is definitely better then the first
listen, all i'm trying to do is make ezabel light hearted and non-hateful, because it's not MY site, it's ians. but ian put me and GFS in charge of this part, so i gotta keep it the way ian wants it to be.
umm, no...he never said it had to be light hearted...unless i'm completely mistaken...it doesn't have to be all shallow stuff...i wasn't hating anybody....so don't give everybody the wrong picture? okaY? do we all have to love nsync too? Because it might not be light-hearted enough if we dont
and, going into halftime, we have:
tinser: 56
Skaorsk8: absolutely NOTHING
Yay, here come the ezabel halftime dancers, & good lord, look at'm shake....
listen bucko, stop giving points to tinser b/c you think she's cute
umm, maybe he's giving me points because he thinks i'm right
Tinser on behalf of myself and the whole ezabel community we all think your right and Dan is wrong.... GO TINSER!!! WOOHOO!!
haha, YOU ROCK!!!
I think you're just mad because you, unlike the lovely tinser, could never win an ezabel beauty pagent
NO WAY! There is a big part of this country called the MIDWEST-way worse. Not to mention West Virginia. I went to WV once, and believe you me, it was another planet.
Yeah, you're right. The midwest is scary and useless. My mother and I were discussing this because I want AFI to come to the east right now, but they're touring the entire country, but for some reason that really doesn't include the mid-west.
haha, your mom listens to AFI?
Nah, she doesn't mind them but she prefers Bad Religion.
yo, their name does NOT MATCH their sound..at all..they sound like a death metal band or something...
They're totally punk, for the most part. What CD from them have you listened to? My favorite is Recipe For Hate..and I never really thought it was death metal or anything like that.
no, lol, I never said I thought they were death metal..I'm just saying their name sounds like it might come from that genre....I've heard bits & pieces of their stuff, not my kinda punk from what I can tell
Oh..yeah the name is definetly not exactly telling of what type of music it is. But I guess it relates to the whole anarchy thing against government and hypocritical religions.
you mean canadia?
You tell them Ian.. I guess they dont know about Nine9Star... oh the good old ezabel days...
hahahaha. this was so hysterical. i definetly dig the big gold medallion. soooo funny!!!!
mel...two words: aunt lou
So I take it Aunt Lou is down w/the bling bling?...wait, aunt LOU?..isn't Lou a guy name...I'm confused...Right now, I'm picturing you having a crossdressing uncle, who says he's your aunt, and wears ghetto-style gold chains...please tell me this isn't the case
it's aunt lucille and she's way into the bling
oh..ok, so Lou's short for Lucille....hey get a picture of her, all chained-up..post it
sure thing she had sum take a lot of them cus she wants us to send them to the pope
where's that pic of the see-thru poncho...i couldn't find it in the news stories. (that's the kind they should wear... ;)
haha, I have one..should I take a picture of myself in one, and post it?...i dunno, that's a lot of work
I've wanted a poncho for soo long, but I think guys should definetly have to wear something too..like a pink bow?
sheesh. listen. dont' encourage ty.
wait, how come the guys can't wear an identifying mark?
no no no none of that. AND NO SINGING!
I duno, maybe guys should..but, #1, 95% of girls don't approach guys anyway, it's usually our job, #2, wouldn't it be cool to be walking through a public place, and, just outa NOWHERE a(hopefully goodlooking) guy comes up to you?..it'd be all flattering & stuff..now, the guy would of course have to give some sort of signal that he was a witness once the convo was initiated...Like, when he comes up to you, the first thing he should say is "1914", and, you reply w/"Psalms 83:18" as a signal that u understand...
hmm, okay you're right...i'd rather the guy come up to me after all
bryan, ur a retard....
heh...my sister has a pair of those light up sneakers...hey WAIT get away from my sister you sicko!
haha your "sister"(who we all know isn't really his sister, she's your thrid aunt, 4 times removed, posing as your sister) still wears those!!..lol..that's funny, i haven't seen them in like 10 years...I remember being like 8 wearing those things being scared that if I stepped in a puddle I'd get electricuted
um, a purple triangle?
yeah i was expecting tosee that as an option. wasn't that what they were used for in the concentration camps so the witness guys would know whether or not the girl was a witness, and not Jewish
i'm all for free speech, but this is definitely poor taste.
im sorry, how can i edit it? it seemed like a good idea at the time
im soooo sorry if i offended anybody with this, my bad
i'm offended. I HATE YOU MATT. I'm never going to the mall again because of you!
hahaha, GOOD! That was my intention with that comment.
ey, break it up u two..unlessssss, you wanna settle this like men, and duke it out in the ring like lindy and starshiptrooper...
hey lindy..that's my special nickname..yay!
haha, I think I ment to put an s in there & typed too fast or something..but...I know from now on
I have an assortment of ways spelling my name..it's fun to mix letters up because people tell me my name doesn't look the way it sounds, so I've changed it:
lyn-z
l.z.
clarisse
clarisse?..lol....how about I call u, ::ehemm:, L-Money...yeah, that's you're new name...well, besides camel kisser(no, I haven't forgoten)
yeah, purple triangle all the way