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juicymango by juicymangoOG 2003 · Oct 1, 2003 · 797 views

This thread is all about Angelina Jolie. Whether you love her, hate her, whatever. Talk about movies she's in. Put up quotes of weird stuff she's said. Anything. Post pictures of her. Talk about Maddox even. If you find a picture of her that I haven't seen yet, I'll give you a prize... that's a very challenging tasky.

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#13 eric_claptonOG 2004 funny

i've *played checkers with* angelina jolie. she isn't all that. and i'd definitely know, i'm eric freaking clapton!

perrin #13.1 perrinOG 2004

Repeat after me. Inappropriate comment.

perrin #13.1.1 perrinOG 2004

Round of applause for toxic girl. :)

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#13.1.1.1 toxicgirlOG 2003

awww thanks

malibu #13.1.2 malibuOG 2001

i thought it was pretty funny.

perrin #13.1.2.1 perrinOG 2004

The original comment or the one you see here?

malibu malibuOG 2001

the initial one with the funny strip.

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

I missed that one, it was funny though?

malibu malibuOG 2001

it didn't go anywhere. it's still there with the funny tag on it.

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

Oh, I thought *plays checkers with* was an edit.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

yes, it IS an edit. it originally said "i've had angelina jolie"

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004 fivezero

It all makes sense now...

malibu malibuOG 2001

oh well i really thought the checkers thing was funny.

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004 malibu

It is/was, I just felt confused. :P

perrin perrinOG 2004 modestjesse

Yeah well my comment didn't really fit unless you knew what was originally written. I'm glad it was changed though even if it does make me look silly sayig that.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 perrin

no sweat, besides, someone has gone over the censors head and repeated the original statement. my act of legislature was futile.

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004 toxicgirl

It was not futile, it was appreciated. Without digging they wouldn't be able to read it anyway.

perrin perrinOG 2004 toxicgirl

Yeah well your efforts were much appreciated none the less. :)

rocksupastar #13.2 rocksupastarFounder

i dont get it.

skaorsk8 #13.2.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

maybe you have to be a pathetic british guitarist who's been dumped by sheryl crow to understand

socalgal #12 socalgalOG 2003

I think she's very good looking. Yeah she's a little mentally messed up, but aren't most actors? lol I saw her in Vegas a few months back and she's really pretty in person.

juicymango #12.1 juicymangoOG 2003

Wow you saw her in person!!! I'm jealous.

modestjesse #12.1.1 modestjesseOG 2004

Shes just another human, what's so special? So what if she has lucious lips and a great bod? Now Drew Berrymore, that's someone different!

socalgal #12.1.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

isnt she the cutest?? Angelina's sexy-ish and Drew is just TOO cute, you just wanna have her in your circle of friends

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

Drew is like the coolest chick, I love her to death. She's so adorable I want to eat her up!

I can't wait to see that new movie with Adam Sandler and her, 50 First Dates or something, looks good!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

that looks HILARIOUS! I love the part where they show he calls the girl by the wrong name and he tells her he had to change it because of security reasons! LOL

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

that part makes me sad! because when he says the wrong name she's all sad and says "linda!" i die.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

but whats funny is how he covers his butt so fast and she believes him

malibu malibuOG 2001

i cannot contain the excitemnt over seeing this movie. looks so goood.

specialk #11 specialkOG 2003

Glamorcult does a song called "Angelina Jolie is a Dream Girl to Me".....it's pretty funny. I think it's "dream girl"...either that, or "goddess"...I can't remember. Good song, though.

perrin #10 perrinOG 2004

Personally I think she almost always looks way to pale almost like she's sick. On top of that she's rather psycho or at least that's what I hear. I think you have to kind of be to wear a vial around your neck with your husbands blood in it and refuse to take it off while trying to shoot a film. She's a little messed up in the head and by a little I mean a lot.

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#9 toxicgirlOG 2003

I'm not a big fan of hers, but I read somewhere that she is dating Colin Farrel. Not bad.

rocksupastar #9.1 rocksupastarFounder

Colin Ferrel is really short, not that im hating, im just saying, i noticed that hes like CRAZY short.

forrestina #9.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

if he's really that short...it's okay-he's allowed

fivezero #9.1.2 fivezeroOG 2003

lots of irish people are short. must be the leprechaun in them. i'm only like a 1/4 irish, so i get to be medium height.

malibu #9.1.2.1 malibuOG 2001

ahahahahahah. that is the best explanation ever!! except for the entire branch of my family that's irish is at minimum 6 feet tall

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

freakin' freaks!

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

my friend is russian and german, and at 15 he was 6'4.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

uber-mensch

tinser #9.1.2.2 tinserOG 2002

irish people aren't as short as italian people though...well at, least those southern italians

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

thats true, some of them sicilians are stubby, some.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

i'm not a stubby sicilian =)

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

how not-stubby are you?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

well im taller than my entire immediate family and almost all of my extended family excluding about 4 male cousins

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

numbers, missy

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 fivezero

i dunno like 5'7" ?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 forrestina

okey-dokey! you've got eight inches on that other Valenti, snap

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 fivezero

haha yeah it's like that with most of my family. they call me amazon girl.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 forrestina

haha. i'm taller than most in my family too. but then again i'm puerto rican and irish. midgets, all in a row.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 fivezero

hush your face

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

is there something wrong with stubby sicilians?

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toxicgirlOG 2003

stubby sicilians are the best! that's more than half my family...

theremin #9.1.2.3 thereminOG 2002

What about Conan Ó Brien tho? Explain that.

yodasucka #9.1.3 yodasuckaOG 2003

i'm sorry, do you have a PROBLEM with short people?

fivezero #9.1.3.1 fivezeroOG 2003

short people are nature's cup holders and work surfaces. i can't count how many times i've placed my drink on a short persons head thinking they were a small, strange table for that use.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

HEY! I do NOT heart that comment!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

NBL, shawty!

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

somehow i doubt this

rocksupastar #8 rocksupastarFounder

this girl is SOOO hot its ridculous!

frobro #7 frobroOG 2003

Why do girls love her. I think more girls like her than guys. My girlfriend is in love with her. Why?

fivezero #7.1 fivezeroOG 2003

i don't know, frobro. but i think it's funny that a girl can put up a forum dedicated to the image of another girl and it be cool and the gang. but if i had a forum dedicated to sayyy...ashton kutcher pictures people would call me gay and even ghey sometimes. i guess most girl have a lil of "that" in 'em.

malibu #7.2 malibuOG 2001

i think cuz so many girls can easily find beauty in other girls but not in themselves, they think of how you wish you looked as good as they did. i always think of how other girls look so gorgeous. you just instantly recognize it.

thatdarngirl #7.3 thatdarngirlOG 2002

That's really funny you said that cause my boyfriend and I were at the movies last night and there was this huuuge poster of her and I was staring at her commenting on how beautiful she was and he just gave me a weird look and said she was funny lookin'

frobro #7.3.1 frobroOG 2003

I always thought see was a little funny looking also.

juicymango #7.3.1.1 juicymangoOG 2003 informative

That straight men are drawn to her is no big surprise--but that so many women are attracted to Jolie is not as predictable. In fact, it is a development quite unlike anything we've seen in American culture before. Not because so many women are attracted to Jolie, but because so many of them have expressed this attraction publicly.

Most people would agree that Angelina Jolie is attractive. But there are many beautiful women in Hollywood, and few generate the same kind of overwhelming interest across genders and sexual orientations that she does; clearly something else is going on here.

So what are the drivers behind this phenomenon?

Jolie's outrageous persona appeals to many women's secret desire to rebel.

Jolie's apparent fearlessness, her ability (and willingness) to say "radio edit" to the Establishment and succeed anyway, appeals to many women who have been raised to be polite and color inside the lines. Her roles in Gia and Tomb Raider only cemented this bad-girl image, as the larger-than-life characters she plays in these movies match the colorful personality she displays in real life.

In fact, most of the characters she has played onscreen--from early ones in movies like Hackers and Foxfire to later roles in films like Original Sin and Gone in 60 Seconds--are "outsiders" challenging convention.

"I've always had this kind of feeling that the clock is ticking," Jolie said. "Maybe that's why I choose to live openly. I don't have any fears about sort of throwing myself out there."

Both onscreen and off, Jolie embodies the kind of woman many of us secretly want to be--at least sometimes.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

she was the BEST in hackers... cept for her hair... she could have done better with the hair..

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

but you must admit, not many girls can pull off that haircut and still look great!

thefunkyfresh #7.4 thefunkyfreshFounder

maybe you should try to imitate her style. i know i do!

juicymango #6 juicymangoOG 2003

thatdarngirl #6.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yo..who is that man with her? Get him away. I have that sweater..twice.

juicymango #6.1.1 juicymangoOG 2003

That's her brother Jamie. He's incredibly hot, sometimes.

thatdarngirl #6.1.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Ohhh riiight! That's the guy she likes to make out with sometimes.

juicymango #5 juicymangoOG 2003

juicymango #4 juicymangoOG 2003

July 9, 2003 ? She had his name tattooed on her body and carried a sample of his blood as a love token, but now Angelina Jolie says her ex-husband, actor Billy Bob Thornton, is a virtual stranger.

"We changed a lot in the two years we were married. I thought he was amazing. And, now I just feel like I don't know him," the actress tells ABCNEWS' Barbara Walters in an exclusive hourlong interview airing this Friday at 10 p.m. on 20/20. Jolie was 24 in 2000 when she married Thornton, who was 44. Their marriage may have been brief, but, if nothing else, it was intense.

They were known for their eccentric behavior in public. Thornton told the press they wore each other's underwear, and Jolie tattooed Thornton's name on her arm and in a more discreet area of her body.

Strange Symbols of Love

Jolie, who won a best supporting actress Oscar for Girl, Interrupted, talks with Walters about why she and Thornton carried samples of each other's blood as tokens of affection.

"It's not that crazy," the actress says. "It's like if you think about when you were like in high school. You know, it wasn't vials of blood; they were things that you put flowers in, pressed flowers in. It was a Christmas present from me to him a spot of blood in each pressed flower thing. It wasn't a vial, and it was a romantic thing you do, that was symbolic."

After the couple split, Thornton reportedly burned the blood samples in what he referred to as a "marital coffin."

Jolie tells Walters that she and Thornton are no longer friends. "It's like we just changed, we became very different people, and I wouldn't know what to talk to him about."

During the interview, Jolie also talks about dating and marriage. "I think I'll never get married again. I don't want to have a temporary father for my son," she tells Walters.

skaorsk8 #3 skaorsk8OG 2002

SHE IS NASTY .... i hope i never have to see her ever again

tesoro #3.1 tesoroOG 2001

WHAT! she is so hot!

thatdarngirl #3.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yeah she is..I'd [have relations] with her..but not really, only if I was a guy maybe.

tinser #2 tinserOG 2002

i like that she helps kids from other countries

fivezero #2.1 fivezeroOG 2003

THAT is a very good thing. but otherwise i think she's wayyy overrated. the lips are swell. her body? meh. her personality? meh. she gets an overall: meh

reaf #2.1.1 reafOG 2002

I agree, and meh is the perfect word.
the statement she makes about not wanting to marry cause she doesnt want to have a temporary father for her son, well, what does she think dating a couple of guys is, its bascially the same thing, im sure he spends nights, weeks, months at a time at her place, give me a break, do the right thing and get married. the boy will need a father

juicymango #2.1.1.1 juicymangoOG 2003

yeah some people really don't like her. To me, i duno, i don't really care who likes or dislikes what, haha i like what i like. And I don't really dig too deep into celebrities' personal lives because if i did, i woudln't like ANYONE they're all immoral piggies. I think Angelina is an awesome actress and she has a very unique beauty, and she donates tons of money to helping kids and that's kinda cool. Plus she doesn't give a crap what anyone thinks, about anything she does. And that's what I like.

ophelia #1 opheliaOG 2003

hmmm...see, thing about angenline jolie is, we all know who she is..but...ummmm...I dunno, maybe I'm just speaking for myself but, I don't know to much about her...sept she has big lips..& Is cute in like an exotic kinda way...

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