YOU WANT IT!?!....IT'S GONNA CO$T YA!!
by So, as it turns out, most of us musicians are pretty absent minded...We forget stuff alot, to busy daydreaming about how our band's next song should be composed,and contemplating over whether that whole thing about how "girls dig guys who play guitar" is really true or not...A fellow victim of musician-senality, it seems that Dave, from step7/beside the white, had a memory lapse of some sort, and forgot a piece of his musical equipment @ hamilton on saturday.....I found it, & at first I'm like "alright I'll just hold until I see him again"..but, then, money signs started flyin through my head, and I realized, I could use this circumstance to get some moooolllaah....So, dave's forgotten equimpent is now gagged and strapped to a chair in a warehouse, and my question to you is, how much ransom money should I demand...like, what's reasonable..I don't want to go over board here
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Your fooling yourself chicks did the bass player man.....
LONG LIVE THE BOTTOM END!!!!!!!!!!!
dig???
u talkin bout mudvayne??!...DUUUUDE...has to be the most bottom heavy metal band out there, love them guys....unlike most metal(or just "heavy music" in general)where the bass just acts as a lower octave of the guitar's part, mudvayne's bassist like does a COMPLETELY different thing along w/the guitar - almost funkish, even though it's still metalic
no. i just wondered whether or not chicks 'did' the bass player
I personally prefer the tamboreen player. They're better kissers.
are you saying the guiro doesn't count?
Mmm..no I don't think that's what I'm saying.
riiiiiiiiight...and by 'no i don't think' you mean 'yes'.
Yes, that's exactly what I meant.
oh....mudvayne has a song called dig..that's what i thought you were talkin about, haha
ha ha.. dave llanos?
Make your ransom pistachio ice cream, He'll do anything for that!
better yet, I'll combine something that both dave and every guy on the planet likes, I'll fill a bathtub w/pistachio ice cream..and..girls....he'll like empty his whole bank account for that
i am dave llanos!!
incidentally, dave came up to me and asked if i had been impersonating him throughout the internet, and at various parties...i told him, "dude, watch out for a mexican named raoul from cranberry, because he thinks you made out with his girlfriend". good times.
i'm sometimes confused with Brian Boitano. i get it allll the time. they're like: "brian, how do you do it?" and i just say: "he gave me a gift, shecky, he gave me a gift."
what would brian boitano do?
lol, why're you always impersonating him, lol..I'm assuming it's some sort of satire
Speaking of forgotten equipment . . . I ended up with a fan, a hi-hat stand, and a Fender amp that were not mine at the end of the night . . . I wonder how much I should charge for their safe return . . . that is, if anybody wants to claim them . . .
I think i left some bass equipment there anyone have any?
what are you missing sir? all I have are the three items I mentioned . . . except I believe the fan has been returned at this point . . .
anything bass rtelated?
not as far as I know . . . but i can ask Guilderbell . . . he's the one who has all the stuff . . . actually I might see him tonite . . . i'll have to see . . . if i find anything I'll definitely let u know
actually i didnt play anything i was just tryin to get free stuff for my bass....
ah . . . slick . . . yeah ummm . . . don't worry - I'm sure if anything bass-related was left, the guildebell bassist has claimed it as his own . . . sorry . . .
hahaha well i could always use free bass things
nah, it's not just guitar...girls dig all guys in bands..well..i do..you see..if a guy has no hope..ie: he's a complete loser and looks like mr. potato head, then even a guitar or drums is gonna help him..but if he's average then give him some musical talent...just like that..he's hot....we discussed this topic thoroughly HERE
chicks dig the bass player
haha, me and Tina have talked about this multiple times...
Musing 17280 by: tesoro @ 02/11/2002 8:54 AM Edit Delete
isnt it strange how a guy/girl can be not so good looking but give him a guitar or drums or have a great voice and BAM! they are sexy! okay i'm embarrassed to even SAY this, cause he's SO not good looking but... come on...goldfingers lead singer...he's SEXY! not hot...totally different...any girls agree?! lol
Musing 17354 by: punk princess @ 02/11/2002 12:14 PM
#17280, it IS strange... cuz a guy could be totally ugly, then put on a guitar...and bam girls dig him! so weird!! but NO!!! the lead singer to goldfinger... SO ugly!! lol (you have to admit janner you used to think so too) seriuosly though... not good looking
yeah drummers are hot like adriene from no doubt hahahahah
drummers are generally unintelligent though, from what I've been told . . . and I hope MOST don't play naked . . . and I don't think it takes much musical talent or ability to play the drums, does it?
oh crap! where is ryan...you should ask him this question..and ask him if he plays naked too.
that's okay . . . I don't want to offend any actual drummers . . . oh wait, they probably wouldn't get it anyway . . . but i do hear it gets hot playing drums sometimes, so nudity is acceptable - but only if the seat is covered with plastic or something . . .
what do you call someone who hangs out with a bunch of musicians?
A DRUMMER!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA too all you drummers out there, I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! except lars i hate you and your napster thing
you don't think it take much musical talent or ability to play the drums? have you played the drums? can you make your right hand do a 32nd, your left hand do a 16th, left foot a whole, and right foot a fout an 8th coordinating all your limbs totally seperately and make it sound like it was all one flowing rythm. sure maybe i don't totally understand reading notes and where my fingers go on a certain fret or even which octive you should be in, but drumming for an hour at a show take more then talent; it take endurance, timing, rythm, concentration, and a heck of a lot of ablility. not too many people can play, ones that can may not even play well, but to play well that is a gift. But i'm sure you know that since you play.
you got it, dude
you sound like michelle tanner
here's some Full House for ya: how RUDE!
OK, Stephanie Tanner!
I kinda feel ashamed that I actually used to WATCH that show . . . that may have been the most unrealistic show ever created . . .
dude, don't be ashamed. at the time it seemed cool. and perfect strangers was on right after
I recind my last comment . . . PERFECT STRANGERS was the most unrealistic show EVER . . . Larry and Balki . . . doing the "dance of joy" . . . how very very sad . . .
i was just thinking about old shows i used to watch and remembered HEY DUDE. then i suddenly realized that the girl that played Melody (Christine Taylor) is the girl that's in Zoolander and is apparently married to Ben Stiller as backed up on that crappy fan site.
she is sooo hot. i love her. wow. when zoolander fixes her hair...amazing.
O MAN! i loved that show..but mainly cuz "melody" had such a cool name! haha ;)
nah, only lamers have that name.
I used to have a major crush on her, like head over heals kinda stuff...NO MELODY THAT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU TOO...and remember that american indian dude?...the way I remember his voice it seems like it was quite reminisant of dan hill's...WILD & CRAZY KIDS ROCKED
NOT FAIR BOYS! i am not lame mike! thats it, we're not friends any more.. and bry- stop trying to deny your crush on me... how else would u describe the talk of our on and off dating for the past 5 years? lol
Oh that can be easily explained..our congregation has no life and so has to create fictious scandles to keep things interesting..example: the infamous Lance Fisher & Sister Lugo love affair..wait, that mighta been true
hahahahah make it stop make it stop
i used to love that show. just give me Bobby Budnik and Donkey Lips anyway. "camp Anawana, we hold you in our heart and when we think about you it makes me wanna..." oh nevermind..
funny, i always hated Hey Dude..but i loved Salute Your Shorts which came on right after or before. another nick favorite of mine was Clarissa Explains it all, or or or Are You Afraid of the Dark...some of them were really scary!!!...at 13.
the clown one scared me the most i think
HEY!!..I wasn't allowed to watch are you afraid of the dark, my mom insisted that it was supernatural and banned me from viewing it ...I'm sooo jealous...errr
haha, the shows i wasnt allowed to watch were the simpsons, married w/ children, rosanne anddd oh yea..90210..but i'd sneak the last one..i was sucha rebel.
same here they probably decided this togther while we were swimming in my pool-i declare mutiny!
That's why she seemed so familiar. I was wondering where I recognized her from.
yeah, that was definitely the coolest show of the early 90's
TGIF, the highlight of my week when I was still wearing neon colored clothing.
right on brandon. there's defintitely a shortage of good drummers. its amazing how a good drummer or bass player can offset unimpressive guitars, vocals, and lyrics
can a good drummer really make everybody else sound better? i hope one day to be good enough for people not to notice how extremely NASTY (that's the "good" nasty, btw) my guitarist is then . . . though I doubt that's possible . . .
well alot of good bands don't have overly impressive drummers or bass players, i'm just saying that when they are amazing it stands out. look at bands like rage or weezer... awesome bands, but do u really notice the drums? they're not so special. or look at a band like green day... the guitar is so plain, the drums and bass totally make that band
in band from society, the drummer is the only one who gets chicks...that's what i heard from rachel, anyway...
i just think your hot bran....
jahanna is overly biased towards musicians....i dont think all girls feel that way...heck, i dont think i do...for example, my variation: take an average guy and put him on a sports team: then he becomes hot.
see, mine is, take an average girl, make her 5'6, BAM! i'm attracted.
dans is take an average girl and well any average girl will do so long as shes not made off milk products
haha, yea, i think you're right. i was talking about this last night..it makes sense though..because i'm really into music therefore guys who are into it also are really atractive to me. you're more into sports...so guys who are into sports would be more attractive to you.
yep, it makes sense. but, i also really like training whales, but not all guys who train whales are hot. why is that?
because they would have to be half nekid, or wearing scuba suits. no one is attractive in a scuba suit. except for the one and only dave llanos! (that's me!)
true, scuba suits aren't attractive....but hey, who said half nekid isnT?
well,hmm..i think there are a FEW things that can make half nekid extremely unattractive...
#1: excessive Love Handles
#2: excessive, sasquach like, chest hair (which I've been told is actually attractive to some girls..But not enough for me to start soaking my chest in rogain, I'm sure that these girls that find this attractive are a minority)
#3: Nasty skull and or snake tatoos(TATOOS ARE GROSS!!...well, hmm...I guess they can be cute if well placed, but, some fools go nuts w/that crap)
#4 Freakish Nipples(seen some crazy stuff in my day)
and last, but not least
#5 Outie belly buttons---ok, maybe this is just a pet peeve of MINE..but..I'm thouroughly freaked by these unnecessary protrusions
hahaha, yeah.....i totally agree....all those things are GROSS...and i'm not a fan of outie belly buttons either...so i dont think its a pet peeve
the hair seems to work for patrick GORILLA ARMS BABY!!!! gotta get me some of them
you're just jealous cause he has a smokin' girlfriend (LYNN=HOT) and so, you resort to petty insults to get back at him for having what you covet!...
Bryan Drummond - Psychological Sherlock
i just said i needs me some... so clever deduction Sherlock cause i already admitted it....
you sure you weren't makin fun?..cause uh, I know I personally don't really desire to robin williamify my arms at all
if they get me chicks ill take em...
Ugh ugh!! lots of hair is soo gross. I wish everyone was hariless save for their heads..and even then some people could be completely hairless. And outty belly buttons, what's wrong with them? Why do you they look the way they do? I don't appreciate them at all. tattoos are cool though.
i think hair is good. keeps us warm. is it just me or is it hot when a girl has a lil hair on the back of her neck? just a lil trail...
yeah ummmmmmmm . . . its just YOU
yeah, DUUDE, that's one of my biggest turn ons..& what's even better is when they have those full-on grandma mustaches!!....YEAAAHHH BABY, getin' me all tingly inside just thinkin about it...oh goodness, and SIDE BURNS!!..BRING ON THE SIDE BURNS!!!
Sell them tchotchkes!
is that how you spell that? i always wondered.
It can be spelt a few different ways: tshatshke (Yiddish), tsatske, tchotchke, czaczka (Polish), or chachka. I like "tchotchke" the best.
i'm still waiting for my fifteen bucks