Beavis, we're gonna be rich
check out this email i got this morning! i'm gonna be so rich!! all i have to do is turn over my bank account numbers and pin codes. i've always said that south african mining is the way to go, maybe that's why they picked ME at random, out of all the 6 billion plus people on the planet.
ATTENTION: THE PRESIDENT/CEO
FROM: Hon. Harriman Awele
TEL: + 871-762 534395
FAX: + 871-762 534396
PRETORIA – SOUTH AFRICA.
Dear Sir,
RE: TRANSFER OF $25,200,000.00 AMERICAN DOLLARS INTO
YOUR ACCOUNT.
It is my great pleasure to write you this letter on
behalf of my colleagues. I have decided to seek a
confidential co-operation with you in execution of a
deal stated hereunder for the benefit of all parties,
and hope you will keep it strictly confidential
because of the nature of this transaction.
I am the Director of Works at the South Africa Mining
Corporation under the Ministry of Minerals and Energy
in (PRETORIA – SOUTH AFRICA) and I have the
co-operation of two other top officials and we have in
our possession an overdue payment in United States of
America Dollars.
The funds represents some percentage of the contract
executed on behalf of my Corporation by a foreign
firm, which we over invoiced to the amount
$25,200,000.00 (Twenty-five Million, two hundred
thousand American Dollars). Though the actual contract
worth has been paid to the Original contractor,
leaving the excess balance unclaimed.
Since the present Government is determined to pay
foreign contractors all debts owed so as to maintain
good relationship with other governments. As a result
we included our Bills for approvals with the
co-operation of some officials at the Federal Ministry
of Finance. We are thus seeking your assistance
Morally, Financially and otherwise as the Beneficiary
of the unclaimed funds, since we are not allowed to
operate a foreign account or own a foreign company.
You will be compensated with 25% of the amount for
your assistance and services, 75% for my colleagues
and me. In order to commence immediate action on the
said project, I require the following urgently:
I. Your company’s name and address, confidential
Telephone and fax numbers.
ii. Your Bank name and address, Account number, ABA
Routing number, Account name, Bank telephone and fax
numbers.
So far, much has been said and due to our sensitive
positions we cannot afford a slip in this transaction,
neither, can we give out our identities, as per our
respective offices but where relationship is
established and smooth operation commences, you will
be furnished with all you deserve to know.
This transaction should be considered 100% safe and
legal provided you treat it with utmost
confidentiality it deserves. I have reposed my
confidence in you and hope that you will not
disappoint us now or in the future.
Kindly notify me by fax for further details upon your
acceptance of this proposal.
Please treat as urgent and highly confidential.
Hon. Harriman Awele
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haha that is the best spam i have ever seen! Do it see how much money you get! Oh wait they probably will suck your account dry :P
mock me if you like. but dont come cryin to me when i've got 25 million SMACKAROOS!!
WHOA sign me up immediately.. here are my numbers : 555-stupid , 002321330232322002333230032323232322211vvv4234233333idiot3423423232whointheworldwouldsignupforthat02034929348788757
whoops...double commenting...
if you actualy WERE to floow through with this offer...the smart thing to do would be to make up an account with a small amount of money in it...theyd take it and it wouldbe your loss but you were stupid enough to do it in the first place. BUT...if it did go through, then you would share the profits with me for supplying you with such a wonderful idea...
why dont you do it and share the profits with me? or just give them your social security number and get even MORE profits!!
yeah, sure matty...
you blew it. notice at the top it sats its suppose to be confidential. well looks like you lost the deal sorry matty poo
oh yeah... that would be my bad
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