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Beavis, we're gonna be rich

thefunkyfresh by thefunkyfresh · Feb 26, 2002 · 83 views · Journal

check out this email i got this morning! i'm gonna be so rich!! all i have to do is turn over my bank account numbers and pin codes. i've always said that south african mining is the way to go, maybe that's why they picked ME at random, out of all the 6 billion plus people on the planet.

ATTENTION: THE PRESIDENT/CEO

FROM: Hon. Harriman Awele

TEL: + 871-762 534395

FAX: + 871-762 534396

PRETORIA – SOUTH AFRICA.


Dear Sir,


RE: TRANSFER OF $25,200,000.00 AMERICAN DOLLARS INTO

YOUR ACCOUNT.

It is my great pleasure to write you this letter on

behalf of my colleagues. I have decided to seek a

confidential co-operation with you in execution of a

deal stated hereunder for the benefit of all parties,

and hope you will keep it strictly confidential

because of the nature of this transaction.

I am the Director of Works at the South Africa Mining

Corporation under the Ministry of Minerals and Energy

in (PRETORIA – SOUTH AFRICA) and I have the

co-operation of two other top officials and we have in

our possession an overdue payment in United States of

America Dollars.

The funds represents some percentage of the contract

executed on behalf of my Corporation by a foreign

firm, which we over invoiced to the amount

$25,200,000.00 (Twenty-five Million, two hundred

thousand American Dollars). Though the actual contract

worth has been paid to the Original contractor,

leaving the excess balance unclaimed.

Since the present Government is determined to pay

foreign contractors all debts owed so as to maintain

good relationship with other governments. As a result

we included our Bills for approvals with the

co-operation of some officials at the Federal Ministry

of Finance. We are thus seeking your assistance

Morally, Financially and otherwise as the Beneficiary

of the unclaimed funds, since we are not allowed to

operate a foreign account or own a foreign company.

You will be compensated with 25% of the amount for

your assistance and services, 75% for my colleagues

and me. In order to commence immediate action on the

said project, I require the following urgently:

I. Your company’s name and address, confidential

Telephone and fax numbers.

ii. Your Bank name and address, Account number, ABA

Routing number, Account name, Bank telephone and fax

numbers.

So far, much has been said and due to our sensitive

positions we cannot afford a slip in this transaction,

neither, can we give out our identities, as per our

respective offices but where relationship is

established and smooth operation commences, you will

be furnished with all you deserve to know.

This transaction should be considered 100% safe and

legal provided you treat it with utmost

confidentiality it deserves. I have reposed my

confidence in you and hope that you will not

disappoint us now or in the future.

Kindly notify me by fax for further details upon your

acceptance of this proposal.

Please treat as urgent and highly confidential.

Hon. Harriman Awele

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11 Comments

magnum #1 magnumOG 2001

haha that is the best spam i have ever seen! Do it see how much money you get! Oh wait they probably will suck your account dry :P

thefunkyfresh #1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

mock me if you like. but dont come cryin to me when i've got 25 million SMACKAROOS!!

ilikebirds #2 ilikebirdsOG 2002

WHOA sign me up immediately.. here are my numbers : 555-stupid , 002321330232322002333230032323232322211vvv4234233333idiot3423423232whointheworldwouldsignupforthat02034929348788757

legs #3 legsFounder

whoops...double commenting...

legs #4 legsFounder

if you actualy WERE to floow through with this offer...the smart thing to do would be to make up an account with a small amount of money in it...theyd take it and it wouldbe your loss but you were stupid enough to do it in the first place. BUT...if it did go through, then you would share the profits with me for supplying you with such a wonderful idea...

thefunkyfresh #4.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

why dont you do it and share the profits with me? or just give them your social security number and get even MORE profits!!

legs #4.1.1 legsFounder

yeah, sure matty...

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#5 crazygirlOG 2001

you blew it. notice at the top it sats its suppose to be confidential. well looks like you lost the deal sorry matty poo

thefunkyfresh #5.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

oh yeah... that would be my bad

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#5.1.1 crazygirlOG 2001

sorry double posted

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#5.1.2 crazygirlOG 2001

hahaha.. of course it would .. whos elses would it be. lol

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