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GOLF QUESTION

deutschlandboy by deutschlandboy · Oct 20, 2003 · 248 views · · · Journal

did golfers in ancient Rome yell "IV" before teeing off?

why are apartments called apartments when there so close together?

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28 Comments

iwz iwz ·

This should be a Thread in General Chat.

Move it there, and then delete this journal.

jp jpOG 2003 ·

IV! oh, thats rich

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

who are you?

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

he's jp. dontcha know? only the best intials in the world (me and him have the same ones)

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

just playing? joe pece? (sp?)

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

JeoPardy?

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

Jaquirum Reqruim?

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ukrainiumOG 2002 ·

You know ian mabye we should move you to the forums page and delete the journals section.

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jollycandymanOG 2001 ·

haha, I would have thought that this was funny, but since I don't know which comment your replying to...Im completely lost

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ukrainiumOG 2002 ·

You know mabye we should throw you in the replying box!

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jollycandymanOG 2001 ·

you know what? your a replying box

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ukrainiumOG 2002 ·

I don't even use it dopey!!..... I mean, I always use it.

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

there's a part in foxtrot where jason yells square root of 4 when he tees off. but i don't have the symbol that would go over 16 to make it say square root of four on my computer.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

ok... so i spent about 20 seconds stareing at my screen trying to figure out why ANYONE would yell "I've" ... then i realized it was 4...

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

hahaha, i'm glad you shared that experiance...it made my night

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

haha i try :) i live to make the people of ezabel happy

frobro frobroOG 2003 ·

Why do you drive on a parkway and, park on a driveway

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

actually, contrary to popular belief, golf wasn't invented until the 17th century, well after the fall of the Roman empire. The first golf balls were leather sacks stuffed with feathers and pebbles, and the first golf clubs were nothing more than a long thin handle (shaft) with a shaped metal head on the end.

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jollycandymanOG 2001 ·

hahah, you said sack AND shaft, you are a comedic genius, HOW do you do it?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

i noticed that but decided not to comment on it

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

Oh my goodness, it would have been better to keep quiet than point that out. Now my mind is filling with bad thoughts.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

you + bad thoughts...what else is new

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

dan, master of bad thoughts, shoosh please

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

nah, he's only number 9 on the perv list

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

another reason i don't belong on the perv list...

ballyhoo ballyhooOG 2001 ·

This joke is totally stolen from Ted Alexandro.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

what's it like to be a midget in a crowded elevator? (mel?)

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

HEY!!!! NOT NICE!! we r no longer friends...

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