Parking Tickets
by I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about five minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse poop.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
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OH MAN!!!! THis is soooo funny. Please tell me it's true...
you go. fight the man
dan you the man
NOOOO STICK IT TO THE MAN! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I have heard this joke before. In PA, it's an old one.
I like this from grouphug.us: One time as I was driving, I hit a parked car as I was going around the corner. I left a note that said "There are people watching, so I'm leaving this note to make sure they think I'm leaving you my info. This way they won't remember me"
That's such a smart thing to do! I'm filing that in my long-term memory via rehersal and meaningfullness so I can retrieve it with the use of context clues whenever it is needed!!
this joke is so old, the last time i heard it, i fell off my dinosaur!!
oh that's right.... i went there.
pencil-necked Nazi is a complement.
if you have a problem with that bizarreT, email me. i will hurt you with words.
I believe you mean compliment. Complement is what a girlfriend or a wife is to a boyfriend or a husband.
maybe he DID mean that, lol
this is hysterical!!! Some motorcycle driver is gonna be pretty unhappy!