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thefunkyfresh by thefunkyfresh · Mar 26, 2002 · 190 views · · · Journal

Well it finally happened. I had my first run-in with a gang last night at school in Newark, NJ. I was coming out of the parking deck to leave school and there's about 10 kids walkin down the street, they were all probably about 15 to 17 years old. i didn't have my lights on at the time, because the parking deck is well lit and so is the street right there, so I had forgotten to put them on. i guess not having them on attracted their attention cuz they all started yelling at me, i realized what they were yelling about and so i turned my lights on. at that point, they all started running over to my car and yelling things, i didn't understand what they were saying, but i think they wanted money or something. my doors were already locked. i had my window down and one of em was like "i was the one who told you to turn on your lights!!" and i was like "thanks, do you want a prize?" so i started driving away, and they started banging on my car and yelling louder, i just sped up a little and a few of them were chasing after me, then i guess they realized that they couldn't keep up, and so they gave up. it was more weird than scary, but i guess i shouldv'e been a little scared, who knows if these kids have guns or knives or whatever.

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32 Comments

seit2see seit2seeOG 2002 ·

hahaha thats hilarious, if i were

you i woulda shifted that sucka into reverse and ran em over, teach those 15 year olds to mess with a guy in a station wagon

thank goodness they didn't have scooters or you woulda been a goner

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rocksupastarFounder ·

hahha.. yea matt.. run them down with ur black bandit... leave volvio tread marks on their poor ghetto butts.. sorry, man i guess ur gonna have to start packin heat, huh?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

yeah next time i'll run em over. and what are u talkin about packin what??

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rocksupastarFounder ·

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYFER!

bennybergs13 bennybergs13OG 2001 ·

dude were they a "gang" or just a gang of people?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

i dont know, coulda been a gang, it was like 10 or 11 kids just walkin around

seit2see seit2seeOG 2002 ·

it was probly a bunch of 8th graders looking for money for the bus

bennybergs13 bennybergs13OG 2001 ·

exactly...lol...they were bunch of 8th graders coming back from a study group and needed an extra 50 cents to take the bus.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

and they were midgets.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

the correct term is "little people" or "lilluptians"

seit2see seit2seeOG 2002 ·

you should know alot about that tina

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

you want me to bite your ankles dont you?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

hahaha... she walked right into that one

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

nah i walked more underneath of it....if anything

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

lol!! i wouldv'e walked right into it.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 · thefunkyfresh

thats b/c youre gargantuan!

seit2see seit2seeOG 2002 · punkprincess

and thers nothing wrong with that!!!!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 · seit2see

you only say that b/c youre like 8 ft tall

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 · punkprincess

Wow....he should play basketball...

seit2see seit2seeOG 2002 · punkprincess

watch your mouth, i can see your house from here

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crazygirlOG 2001 ·

hahaha thats soo funny. i was laughing so hard. i could just see you saying thanks like that too. lol

legs legsFounder ·

matty...your so pathetic

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

why? i didn't do anything to bring that on myself. if it was you, you probably wouldv'e curled up into a little ball and died

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

you basically were saying you were afraif of kids 5 years younger than you... pathetic

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

yeah basically. i was very AFRAIF. i said i wasnt afraid of them, but who knows if they had guns or whatever

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

can't hate on me for that.. the f is right next to the d

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

I would have parked my car.. hopped on the hood.. started doing that michael jackson dance on the car and then give the westside sign..

we'll see what happens then

seit2see seit2seeOG 2002 ·

they probly would've started doing choreographed dance moves. You got heckled by a boy band matt!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

man, i'm so embarrassed! i just found out that those boys were in a gang called the newark pixies!!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

loser !

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

they ride around on scooters all day and dress up as peter pan! then they sell girl scout cookies to amputees and eat pigs feet!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

this was freaky

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