How You Doin?
by Seeing as how Ezabel is going to be retarded for a while, I figure I'd write a journal to keep us occupied.
What are some of the most absurd things you've had people of the opposite sex say to you? The other night I got "Hey, what do you think of my belt buckle?" which could only be replied to with the truth "It's very large" because this kid had like..a belt buckle the size of a car rim!
I've also been told I have very nice teeth by some random guy. That was weird and creepy and I insisted on keeping my mouth closed around him. It made me feel very self concious.
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like this? http://www.icedoutgear.com/BB51.php haha my friend has that
As big as that. It wasn't actually a rim though. It was Coheed belt buckle.
You have nice teeth.
some guy came up to me in the mall and told me he liked my lip gloss. Then he asked me to go for coffee
Why is ezabel gonna be retarded? Does this mean Ian, whose brain partially feeds off of his website and thus affects his well-being, will also be retarded?
This girl asked me if I liked Saves The Day. I had a Saves The Day shirt on. And it wasn't like a "You like Saves the Day, huh?" it was a serious question whether I liked them. I said no. That threw her for a loop.
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the most absurd things are not ezabel friendly. so here's a few less absurd: in virgina beach, a guy walked up to me and asked if i liked chocolate, but it turned out he meant himself so i said no.
in chinatown, this arabic shopkeeper kept asking me for my number. (he even grabbed my arm. since it was during ramadan his coworker yelled at him-that was funny.) i kept looking to my friends brother to rescue me and the shopkeeper asked if he was my bodyguard. yes, im here shopping for fake handbags and sunglasses with my bodyguard. let me give you my number.
in times square, this guy asked if i was really a white girl. that still mystifies me. what a dumb thing to ask. who cares?
once when i was coming back from lunch, this guy complimented me on my confident walk. that was ok. i prefer that to being complimented on my appearance by strangers. sometimes its ok and sometimes its smarmy.
I once had a girl ask me while we were fishing " Hey you wanna bob for apples "...
Funny thing is the girl was my grandmother and she had no teeth.
go figure
on the train coming back from new york these boys behind us starting talking to us so i was chatting and making fun of the one boy for wearing a thug yankees jacket with a cap. who wears both the cap and the jacket? is it necessary?
anyway so then one boy stands up and looks leeringly over the seat to talk to me and says he likes my necklace. so i told him how i didn't want him looking lower than my eyes and he goes "no i swear i havne't looked at your boobs once yet." awesome.
hey, i'm with the guy who you were talking about, his belt happens to be laying on the couch right now - i'm looking at it, and that buckle is cool!..not to mention that it's bullet proof, serving as a sheild for his bladder and the southern part of his pancreas....maybe he wasn't hitting on you..MAYBE he just wanted you to acknowledge how cool his buckle was...i mean sheesh