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9 Years and 11 months...

ilikebirds by ilikebirds · May 15, 2002 · 461 views · Journal

Things LEFT to do before turning 30

Pull off a sick 720 misty flip

Hang Ten off a surfboard

Eat Fried Chicken and Waffles for breakfast

Ride a horse named Nectar

Pull off a wheelie on a Ducati

Visit New Zealand

Visit Australia

Get Married

No Chaperones in the hott tub poppin' bubbly

Help in the process of Conceiving a child

Become and Elder

Pioneer for at least a year

Bench 250

Catch a squirrel

Start my own juice bar named " The Juice Box"

Swim in Grecian Waters

Walk a mile in the rain

Break a Bone - Get a cast

Walk a thosand miles to see her face

Dance in the middle of the pacific on a Sail boat

Late entry : Visit mental institution and find a guy name Oscar

Thats part of the list.. 9 Years and 11 months to go.. I'm going to be a busy man..I guarantee all of these

things will be done.. except for Juice bar.. that will only happen with the right situations. But everything else.

I will attempt at least.

It begins.

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49 Comments

deanh77 #1 deanh77Founder

so which friend are you going to eat? I think I'll stay away for a little while.



Does the squirrel have to be alive? What if its hit by a car and only has use of one side of its body? that wouldn't be very challenging now would it.

deanh77 #1.1 deanh77Founder

Not fair!

It used to say: "Eat Friend Chicken and Waffles"

jay79 #1.1.1 jay79OG 2001

I was really confused as to what you were talking about when I saw the 1st post you had made. :) Now I understand

punkprincess #1.1.2 punkprincessOG 2001

hahahahahahaha! lol thats so funny i didnt know that so i was confused by your first comment... haha

jay79 #2 jay79OG 2001

I'll help you out with the "break a bone" one...(nbl)

iwz #2.1 iwz

dang, you stole my joke!

jay79 #2.1.1 jay79OG 2001

It's okay Ian...You can help. You break his arm and I'll break his leg.

delliott101 #3 delliott101OG 2002

Don't rush things, birdy... enjoy your 20's because before you know it, those 9 years and 11 months will be gone just like that!

magnum #4 magnumOG 2001


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malibu #5 malibuOG 2001

i wanna dance on a sailboat in the pacific ocean too. it'd be soo cool. like a music video for yourself.

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#6 nine9starOG 2001

ive walked a mile, wait many miles, in the rain with no "protective" clothing and then taken a lovely warm bath with a glass of wine - kinda combine two of yours lol, it was so good - and so much fun

punkprincess #7 punkprincessOG 2001

ohhhh yea! What ever happened to the "juice box" idea??? i was gonna work for you remember we all were?? that was such a good idea!!!!!

thatdarngirl #8 thatdarngirlOG 2002

i want some fried chicken..

rocksupastar #9 rocksupastarFounder

dude.. me and you can go to australia!!!!!

katiedid #10 katiedidFounder

do you plan to graduate, too?

seit2see #11 seit2seeOG 2002

Ty let me help you with your list, i have an addition...

-Grow a foot taller so I can get on all the adult rides at great adventure
ok peace!

thatdarngirl #11.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

hey now, there is nothing wrong with being short. one day short people will take over the world! Then you'll be sorry. The first thing we shall do: lower the height restriction thing on all the rides at great adventure.

thefunkyfresh #11.2 thefunkyfreshFounder

hahahaha, ryan that was so wrong. you're just jealous cuz you're like 6 foot 11 and you have a problem with aircraft crashing into your head

rocksupastar #11.2.1 rocksupastarFounder

and matt you should talk.... ur like 6 foot a billion...

thefunkyfresh #11.2.1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

i know i'm tall, but i actually can talk, because ryan is so tall he makes me look like a pygmie.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

also matt you're good at playing your instrument.. the keyboard.. ryan however has the touch of death on any instrument.

seit2see seit2seeOG 2002

ty i will refrain from mentioning the instrument you can play, some would say you're even a virtuoso.... but i will not say becuase i am a nice guy:-D

seit2see seit2seeOG 2002

aw come on matt! im not THAT tall!!
(please refer to picture, thank you)

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

LOL! YOU look gargantuan... but thats just cuz sara & carly are midgets like me.... remember that picture we took at my grad party.. i had no shoes on and you were a giant next to me? lol so funny

magnum magnumOG 2001

yeah ive seen them in real life, they even make me look tall and thats pretty sad cause im a shorty :P

ilikebirds #11.3 ilikebirdsOG 2002

at least i'm not albanian!

katiedid #11.3.1 katiedidFounder

did you say albino?!!

thefunkyfresh #12 thefunkyfreshFounder

are these 3 gonna come in direct sequence?

Get Married

No Chaperones in the hott tub poppin' bubbly

Conceive a child



also, thats kind of weird that YOU plan on concieving a child, usually we leave that to the women. but, to each his own.

ilikebirds #12.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

well help in the process.. geez

rocksupastar #12.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

hahaha... i started laughin thinking of what ty would look like popping out of his shirt 7 months pregnant... hahahhahaha

ilikebirds #12.1.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

you definately like men. if you're imagining me pregnant. thats just gross dude. from the left side of your head i need to push your mind right.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

hahah.....cmon.. it would be FUNNY!!!!! its not gay.. its creative!

katiedid #12.2 katiedidFounder

im scared matt....i was gonna say the same thing when i first read his list (one mind, huh?) but then I thought that would be gay. glad to see you picked up my slack.

thefunkyfresh #12.2.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

it would seem so

malibu #13 malibuOG 2001

what are grecian waters? water in greece?

thatdarngirl #13.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

no..it's moon water. They send the space men up to the moon with needles. the space men then fill the needles with water by injecting the needles into the ground (much as doctors do for blood) and draw out the water. they then come to earth and got to Area 54 where there is a swimming pool. They drop the few drops of water in there and then make the trip back to the moon. Very tiring I must say myself. Thats grecian water.

punkprincess #13.1.1 punkprincessOG 2001

liar liar pants on fire

rocksupastar #13.1.2 rocksupastarFounder

sounds like thats what it is.. i, for one believe you

ilikebirds #13.1.3 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Seeing as how discovery of water on the mooon would be the biggest find this millenium. i'd doubt that.

thatdarngirl #13.1.3.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

doubt my words? that's so sad

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crazygirlOG 2001

haha. i totally, throughly, believed that! no lie! haha

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

...I don't even think there is anything anyone can say to that

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crazygirlOG 2001

hahaha...i am soo gullible

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

wow... you definately are blonde..

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crazygirlOG 2001

haha im actually strawberry blonde. does that make a difference?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 crazygirl

makes you dumb and fiery.

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crazygirlOG 2001 ilikebirds

hahaha...how come bolnds are always classified as stupid? I know some not so bright brunettes...

legs legsFounder crazygirl

we have a few ezablers thath would fit quite nicely into that catagory...

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#13.1.4 nine9starOG 2001

ha ha that was brilliant - inspiring even - im impressed ;)

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