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swimming in a kiddie pool of noodles

krispykritter by krispykritter · Jun 24, 2002 · 147 views · Spastic

i have a dream... ...that one day... ...i shall... ...swim in a kiddie pool of noodles. (i actually got the idea from an old lady on patch adams.) how cool would that be? slidding down the two foot slide and sending noodles everywhere! it's not like water that gets ya' all wet, and you won't get sand up your bathing suit!!!!! move over mud wrestling! here comes noodle diving!

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thatdarngirl #1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Actually, after experiencing 'swimming' in something other then water, I've realized it's not all flowers and sunshine. It's actually gross. Yeah sure, sand in the bathing suit sucks and all, but having junks of jello, mud, or noodles (in this case) is really gee-ross. It gets in your hair and all, and it's not as easy to get out as sand. Also, picking green dried jello out of your ear the next day is no picnic. Sand is lovely. You can't make castles out of NOODLES! You'd just have a big pile of noodles in the end, how pathetic.

sux2beme #1.1 sux2bemeOG 2002

any video? 

thatdarngirl #1.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

video of what darling?

legs #1.1.1.1 legsFounder

wait...whos the blond now?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Hmm..I donno..you?

sux2beme #2 sux2bemeOG 2002

i don't know...i wouldn't want some errant noodle to navigate its way to where i don't want it :p

legs #2.1 legsFounder

BWAHAHAH im laughing SO hard right now

ilikebirds #3 ilikebirdsOG 2002

I wouldn't mind noodle wrestling. but i dont know about you all.. but whenever i swim i end up swallowing some amount of water... no matter how little... now imagine swallowing noodles. i mean.. what do you do ... does the " 30 minute wait after eating" rule apply. what do you do.. i'd just be so confused that i wouldn't enjoy myself and end up grabbing some orange sherbet and eating it. because who doesn't love orange sherbet. by far one of the better cold desserts out there. am i right.. or am i partially right.

rocksupastar #3.1 rocksupastarFounder

no, you are right, orange sherbet is the bomb!

ilikebirds #3.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

no whitey. no . Ahhh that reminds me of an old school classic. My love is the bomb baby bomb baby.. it was sang by a group called THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA or something... ahhhh does anyone know... someone has got to know... shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . my love is the bomb baby bomb baby

highschool #3.1.1.1 highschoolOG 2002

YEAH!! i was just thinkin about that song the other day!!! It was like.. "cos my love is the shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The bomb baby the bomb baby"

hahaha

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea the lyrics are horrid. however the song is catchy and the beat is good. shhhhhhhhhhhh.. seriuosly it's by THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF MALASIA or something. i have to down load it.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Malaysia? They have a kite festival there, and I think a few years ago (maybe 5) they had the world's biggest kite! How exciting

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002
ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea i retract my statement about the lyrics are being horrid. i'm listening to it again now. so good..
You keep tellin' me on the telephone.. how you got it going on ... and how you keep me satisfied.. ooo oyeaa.. but actions speak louder than words....
man part : all these things i say to you.. i swear that they are truueee... i'm all you'll ever need..
ok that was for the people who didn't click on your link.

prozacchick #3.2 prozacchickOG 2002

im cryin im laughin so hard from that! I luv u ty haha

flomojopoanode #4 flomojopoanodeFounder

I've had a life long dream to swim in jello, pudding, or some sort of noodle. I had this dream obviously before patch adams (great movie), but I don't see it ever happening. I don't think it'd be too hard to get it out of my hair....I could just shave (sheer) it off....right? oodles of noodles, and cup of noodles, meet "pool of noodles" (or poodles of noodles?)

ilikebirds #4.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

speaking of "patch", i wish i was a pirate so i can wear a patch over my eye and no one say anything stupid like " arteyy mate" ... you know.. because if they did.. i'd cut them with my sword. that and i'd love to sail all day looking for mermaids like "SPLASH" and treasures like the

" count of monte crisco" ............... O O O O O OIL

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