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FIGHT THE DICTATORSHIP!

magnum by magnum · Jul 2, 2002 · 280 views · Journal

The time is at hand fellow brothers and sister of the ezabel world, WE MUST FIGHT THE EVIL DICTATORSHIP OF THIS IWZ AKA "IAN THE ADMINISTRATOR". He has done great evil and created many travesties against our fair people! He has created this "eZabel" for all to use, created a musings page, and a way to post news storys, and a awesome journals page, but i say nay! How dare we allow him to create such a fun website, how dare he try to create such a cool website for all of us! Who does he think he is my friends!?!?! Look at this latest feature, showing the amount of replys to your post by discriminating against those that no one talks to. I say we stand up for ourselves and attack this man with noogies and massive amount's of wet willy's! FIGHT ON PEOPLE AND WE SHALL PREVAIL AGAINST THIS "FUN AND ADDICTING WEBSITE!"

now where is my prozac hiding?

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rocksupastar #1 rocksupastarFounder

dude.. you need somethign WAY more powerful than that!

delliott101 #2 delliott101OG 2002

You say you want a revolution

Well you know

we all want to change the world

You tell me that it's evolution

Well you know

We all want to change the world

But when you talk about destruction

Don't you know you can count me out

Don't you know it's gonna be alright

Don't you know it's gonna be alright

Don't you know it's gonna be alright

You say you got a real solution

Well you know

we'd all love to see the plan

You ask me for a contribution

Well you know

We're doing what we can

But when you want money for people with minds that hate

All I can tell you is brother you have to wait

Don't you know it's gonna be alright

Don't you know it's gonna be alright

Don't you know it's gonna be alright

You say you'll change the constitution

Well you know

we all want to change your head

You tell me it's the institution

Well you know

You better free your mind instead

But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao

You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow

Don't you know know it's gonna be alright

Don't you know it's gonna be alright

Don't you know it's gonna be alright

Don't you know it's gonna be alright

thefunkyfresh #2.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

dave please, can we go one day without being subjected to beatles lyrics?

delliott101 #2.1.1 delliott101OG 2002

Hmmm... good question... let's see... NO!!!

thefunkyfresh #2.1.1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

like those doped up losers gave anything to the world of music. look up beatles in the thesaurus and right next to it you'll see "overrated"

iwz #3 iwz

All bow to the Czar! And while you're down there, wave hello to Karl Marx for me, would ya?

legs #3.1 legsFounder

you mean Caesar?

thatdarngirl #3.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

No darling, Czar makes sense

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#3.1.1.1 crazygirlOG 2001

its ok, shes blond

ilikebirds #4 ilikebirdsOG 2002

"How dare we allow him to create such a fun website, how dare he try to create such a cool website for all of us! "

??????
What website are you talking about ? I know it's not this one. ANyway it's not , " the time is at hand " it is " the time is now"... All i need is one mic. One stage. One brother to front my thoughts.

rocksupastar #4.1 rocksupastarFounder

ya know whats the FUNNIEST thing to me... hearing a asian guy talk black... it just seems SOO funny.. hahahahahhahahhahaha

ilikebirds #4.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

hey i was reciting. ok whitey. What exactly is talking "BLACK " ?? thats gotta be the most racist comment i heard today. geez dude. Free Your Mind.

Do you want me to go around saying ding bing ching chang lang all day ? I could...

thefunkyfresh #4.1.1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

haha, ty you are hilarious

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

the english call it " Absolutely Brilliant" ... "hilarious" is not used.

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

yeah, you bloomin' twit... Ty's comment was quite smashing, really...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

eat my knickers.

raerae #4.1.1.2 raeraeFounder

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! oh man that was funny (ty) As for DAve, ENOUGH WITH THE AUSTIN POWERS IMITATIONS!!! AT least see the movie first. ahaha

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

Hey Rachel... WELLLLL that time it wasn't Austin Powers... it was me doing my English accent thing... have I actually DONE my AP impression for you?

legs legsFounder

Dave, i dont think there is a person who has ever met you that hasnt seen the "AP IMPRESSION"

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

tru dat, home girl.

raerae raeraeFounder

yes, one time. and may i stress that one time was more than plenty.

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

So sorry... I am trying to curtail old Austin anyway so if you hear me do the old impression again, you have my permission to slap me...

thefunkyfresh #4.1.1.3 thefunkyfreshFounder

hahaha... he's oriental. he can make fun of his own race.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

hey ... the O word should never come out of a non-asian mouth. alright. and yea i can make fun of yellow people all i want. it's great. bing a ling ding ding ching ching.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

the O word? shut your mouth before i stuff a won ton in it.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

kids in my skool use to get mad when people called them "oriental" they said the politically correct term is "asian" which never made much sense to me, b/c indians are asian, so are russian... and so forth... grrrr

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea oriental isn't the correct term. i can give a rats butt. but apparantly my people are a little touchy on it. so thus i will be too.

the word oriental has been linked with the whole stereotypical ching chang type chinese person. So for all "orientals" its not right. Asian is the correct term. Oriental is equivalent to like negro. it's not totally wrong. but it's not right. YELLOW POWER !!!

iwz iwz

yeah, asian is PC... oriental is used correctly when describing things/object from those cultures though. go figure

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i think all this polical correctness is gay. call me whitey. call me corky for all i care.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 thefunkyfresh

can i call you Mc Cracker. I like that. Call me squinty.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ilikebirds

sure call me big doofy lanky cracker

legs legsFounder thefunkyfresh

do you guys know how that got the term "cracker"? not nice at all...

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

yeah, yeah...whatever, round-eye...

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

Yeah, like I can call myself a Guinea.. since I'm half Italian...

legs legsFounder

ive always called "wife beaters" guinea t's (maybe it's being 1/2 guinea, or i never heard em called anything else when i was younger) anyway...i was in this store and heard this guy ask where the guinea t's were and the man helping him got ALL upset. but the man buyin them was like "buddy dont worry im italian!" it was funny but i never really realized someone would get upset over that.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i think that "wife beater" is more offensive anyway. what's the politically correct word for it then?

magnum magnumOG 2001

i call it a wife beater and wear them with pride! I beat up that imaginary wife of mine eveyr chance i get! But the real name for them is a "A-Shirt" sorta like a "T-Shirt". I am so smart :)

legs legsFounder

you have to pretend you have a wife because you cant get one...

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

u know, all my life i've thought of them as 'ginny tees'. i never realized that it was 'guinea'. *jaw aghast* so if i'm looking for those kinda shirts, what do i call them? (i'm feeling real stoopid now)

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crazygirlOG 2001

well since you admitted it, i will. i always thought it was ginny too. haha. we can feel stupid together

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

uhh, thanks? ;)

raerae raeraeFounder

me too! And i'm a guinea.

iwz iwz

tank top? sleeveless undershirt?

magnum magnumOG 2001

umm all 3 of u look at post #38, i see people ignore my posts even though they have the proper information that people want. Next time im just not gonna bother answering! TAKE THAT!

raerae raeraeFounder magnum

that would be all i ever dreamed of....and more

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

no, tank tops are different and sleevless shirts are merely shirts sans the sleeves

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

Yeah, it's weird, my dad told me that Italians don't mind if other Italians use the term Guinea, kind of like how black use the "n" word with each other, but get insulted when others use it. My dad told me a funny story in relation to my mother's side of the family... my Nana (my mother's mother)seemed to deny she was Italian, but rather American Indian. So my dad went to visit my great grandparents (Nana's parents) in NY (back around '63 I guess). So he meets them and of course they wre this old Italian couple from Italy and my dad starts speaking Italian to them (he was in the Air Force in the '50's and was stationed in Italy so he knows Italian). So my grat grandmother says to Nana "Eh... sucha nice-a boy" which got Nana going. So dad says to my mother, in front of Nana, "Joy, I don't know how you're motehr is American Indian when her parents are a couple of Guineas" That REALLY put my dad in good with Nana...

reaf #4.2 reafOG 2002

haha, the funny thing is , is when i was reading that i pictured thia, with don king hair!!!

and a little darker skin

thatdarngirl #5 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I don't understand..this 'fight against the dictatorship' thing doesn't make any sense

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#5.1 crazygirlOG 2001

yeah i have no clue. i think its pointless...no offense to anyone.

delliott101 #5.1.1 delliott101OG 2002

Well, kids, I think he is referring to that fact that since this is Ian's web-site and Ian is tweaking it the way he wants, Joe is pretty much calling him the dictator ruler of ezabel...

iwz #5.1.1.1 iwz

right, basically joe is just jealous of my obvious programming superiority over him, and he feels intimidated and small in my shadow so he has to express himself in the only way he knows how.

magnum magnumOG 2001

yeah sure thats it umm err bleh :P

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