The Pole
by i was in field service this wednesday when something funny yet a little embarrassing happened.i ran into a pole, yes a pole.i was bothered all trough field service with pole jokes, then my friend who i was working with almost tripped so, i got him back.
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ah ha ha...a priest and erica walk into a bar...
dont be mad cuz yer pol-ish...aww, i cant remember all those jokes!
i have a friend with a pole in the basement... WHAT? .. i'm kidding like jason.. unless you gonna do it. AND apparently you DID... one time i was swinging around a pole and bashed myself in the face . i had an egg on my head for a week. a seriuos egg. just whoop there it was. i literally had egg on my face. i'm not even eggagratting.
one time i was sitting on a bike rack and i had my feet wrapped around through the bars. I fell over and my head went face first into the pavement. Not a pretty sight havin my feet wrapped around this bike rack and my head planted face first into the ground. Needless to say i had a huge egg on my head for about a week.
boiled eggs are good with salt. mmmmmmmm
I got an egg on my head once. Yep, I did. I was on my friends bunk bed (top bunk) and she had turned the ceiling fan on high. I leaned over the side to call out to her and the ceiling fan hit me. I blacked out. It was cool.
real smart place for a fan
HAHAHAHA!!!!!! Oh man Heath, that could have not said your name and i still would've known it was you.
One time when i was about 10 I was at the meeting and i got up to walk to the bathroom and the strap of my field service bag was sticking out from under my chair. SO anyway, I had just gotten my first pair of "High heeled" shoes and I thought i was soooo cool. Well when i got up, the heel caught on my bag strap and i tripped right into the aisle. Just flat laid out. IT was SO embarassing! I remember that Corey Amekur was at our hall that day for some reason and i almost landed on him, he got really scared. I can still remember the exact face he made. I didn't know who he was then, but years later i met him at a football game and recognized his face from the time I fell. I hope he didn't remember, I sure wasn't gonna bring it up.
AHHHHAHAHAHA!! i dont remember that, thats hilarious though
ha ha ha ha ha ha! erica pulled a travis. ha ha ha ha ha!
for those who dont know travis is the young brother in our cong with an absurdly large afro who was previously famous for ramming into a pole. Erica, known here anscreamingmonkey, has reclaimed that glory.
One time i went fishing and used a fishing pole
one time i drove my car...
the sexy saturn right?
Hi. Its ok Erica I got your Back Girl. They are Just mad that they didnt hit the pole and get any attention
jennie did u run into a pole too?
No adam, Jennie was just assuring me that i looked good when my head made contact with that pole that was in the middle of the sidewalk, by the way!
The first time I was rejected at the door, I was so nervous that as the woman was yelling at us through her screen door, I said "well Miss, have a good day" and BOOM i missed two steps and feel on all fours in her front door.......she felt so bad, she asked if she could help, and she did, but I felt so embarassed.
HAHAHA! that was so funny the way u described it....'fell on all fours'
did she take the magazine after that?
psshhh she BETTER have...
I wish!!! Nothing moved her heart not even a girl hurt in her front steps!!
see is she was really oposed she would have kicked you (literally) off her front step and said dont ever even look at her house again!
so do i count that as a return visit and go back......?lol
No she didn't but I was offering the one Dangers IN the Workplace.........ehehhehe
so did you tell her there can be dangers on front porches of people's houses too?
or drinking before you go out in service...
overwhelming heat gets me that way:=)
or a shot of vodka.. haha
oh is that what i put in my water during morning break, it tasted alittle sour, hummm??? heheh
yea i make that mistake ALL the time!!!
yeah maybe i should have read the article before falling:+) just kidding