Blonde Joke: The Sixth Degree

From David's Inbox: "The Sixth Degree":

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident.

Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was

applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My Goodness!" the

trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant.

Are you OK ma'am?"

"Why, yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.

"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed

the wrecked car.

"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving

along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to

the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I

swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there

was...."

"Uh, ma'am," the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on

this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."