Super Sunday Sunday Sunday! (UPDATED)

Oh man, I'm so jealous! As many of you know, I work in the marketing department of the prestigious toilet company, American Standard. And over the past couple of weeks I've been hearing about a promotional offer they are doing for their customers, it's a Superbowl ticket and VIP giveaway! I want to go so bad!!!

What makes it hurt even worse is that the people that are responsible for giving away the tickets sit like 15 feet away from me, so I'm hearing about it CONSTANTLY!! The tickets are also very good seats, and the winner gets a round trip flight, and 2 nights hotel stay in one of the best hotels in the area. They were just discussing the VIP parties, the winner has a choice of a players party, which would include dinner, hanging out with players, autographs, music, etc. And the other party is sponsered by ESPN and features half naked hot hawaiian dancers, music, dinner, and dancing. MAN i can't take this anymore!!

If i see those tickets lying around, i'm SO stealing ... er, borrowing, them...