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now THAT'S bass baby!

thefunkyfresh by thefunkyfresh · Dec 4, 2002 · 150 views · · · Journal

i just gave my senior project presentation this afternoon and it went pretty well. Right before i gave it though i witnessed the nastiest thing. i was walking into the building, and i walked past this person standing outside. i get about 2 steps past and the person RIPS a huge fart! i look over and it's a woman! as if it's not disgusting enough to just rip a fart in public, it's gotta be a woman too. it was really long and bassy too, so nasty, ugh, i don't need this in my life

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rocksupastarFounder ·

hahah, was she a hot girl, or a gross girl?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

after that fart i bet she was a gross girl

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

after someone just rips one you don't exactly try to make eye contact, so i don't know

krispykritter krispykritterOG 2002 ·

heh, an older sister let one rip at the meeting! during the prayer! ahha!

deanh77 deanh77Founder ·

this is like deja vu. I swear I've read this before....

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

he wrot it on the email list. or were you being sarcastic ?

iwz iwz ·

omg, you guys still do the email list? how do you have all this time???

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

what, you think the whole world stops when you leave the scene?

deanh77 deanh77Founder ·

ian was only on it for like a day, its been like 3 years now. or something insane like that.

iwz iwz ·

*sob* NOW i don't!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

hahaha, aww, poor guy. reality bites

deanh77 deanh77Founder ·

duh, moron, when am I *not* sarcastic?

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

lay that smack down!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

i had this happen to me at a barnes and noble. i was heading to the starbucks in the back, just walking past the aisles of books. in this one aisle, this guy lets out a really LOUD one, just as i'm passing. i just kept stride and shouted, "thank you cleveland!"

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

why cleveland??

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

no reason  

ekulu ekuluOG 2002 ·

cuz cleavland rocks!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

all the little kids say cleavland rocks!

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

i was so mad, this kid sittin behind me on the bus pulled one and i had a stuffy nose and i couldn't smell it but everyone turns around and looks at me but i had just done this little burp (i promise it was little) so i thought they were talking bout this so being the loud person i am stood up and was like "YES!! it was me i am ever so sorry." and sat back down. my sister told me after we left what they were talking about. oh well, what's done is done.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

that's was so funny i burped up some lunch...

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