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now THAT'S bass baby!

thefunkyfresh by thefunkyfresh · Dec 4, 2002 · 142 views · Journal

i just gave my senior project presentation this afternoon and it went pretty well. Right before i gave it though i witnessed the nastiest thing. i was walking into the building, and i walked past this person standing outside. i get about 2 steps past and the person RIPS a huge fart! i look over and it's a woman! as if it's not disgusting enough to just rip a fart in public, it's gotta be a woman too. it was really long and bassy too, so nasty, ugh, i don't need this in my life

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rocksupastar #1 rocksupastarFounder

hahah, was she a hot girl, or a gross girl?

skaorsk8 #1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

after that fart i bet she was a gross girl

thefunkyfresh #1.2 thefunkyfreshFounder

after someone just rips one you don't exactly try to make eye contact, so i don't know

krispykritter #2 krispykritterOG 2002

heh, an older sister let one rip at the meeting! during the prayer! ahha!

deanh77 #3 deanh77Founder

this is like deja vu. I swear I've read this before....

ilikebirds #3.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

he wrot it on the email list. or were you being sarcastic ?

iwz #3.1.1 iwz

omg, you guys still do the email list? how do you have all this time???

thefunkyfresh #3.1.1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

what, you think the whole world stops when you leave the scene?

deanh77 deanh77Founder

ian was only on it for like a day, its been like 3 years now. or something insane like that.

iwz iwz

*sob* NOW i don't!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

hahaha, aww, poor guy. reality bites

deanh77 #3.1.2 deanh77Founder

duh, moron, when am I *not* sarcastic?

magnum #3.1.2.1 magnumOG 2001

lay that smack down!

ok4now #4 ok4nowOG 2002

i had this happen to me at a barnes and noble. i was heading to the starbucks in the back, just walking past the aisles of books. in this one aisle, this guy lets out a really LOUD one, just as i'm passing. i just kept stride and shouted, "thank you cleveland!"

thefunkyfresh #4.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

why cleveland??

ok4now #4.1.1 ok4nowOG 2002

no reason  

ekulu #4.1.2 ekuluOG 2002

cuz cleavland rocks!

skaorsk8 #4.1.2.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

all the little kids say cleavland rocks!

malibu #5 malibuOG 2001

i was so mad, this kid sittin behind me on the bus pulled one and i had a stuffy nose and i couldn't smell it but everyone turns around and looks at me but i had just done this little burp (i promise it was little) so i thought they were talking bout this so being the loud person i am stood up and was like "YES!! it was me i am ever so sorry." and sat back down. my sister told me after we left what they were talking about. oh well, what's done is done.

ok4now #5.1 ok4nowOG 2002

that's was so funny i burped up some lunch...

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