Good times
Man, It's pretty interesting when you're taking a nap at 2am. And someone decides to go from 30 - 100 in 3 seconds.
You turn the corner feeling that the car might flip over. But it doesnt. It's such a thrill. You see another corner come up and hang on. Knowing it's going to be just as good as the last one or maybe even better. But something goes wrong. There's sand and gravel on the corner. The tires hit , the engine roars , and BAM! you've slided into a guard rail. Now you bounce off and do multipled rotations all the way across a 3 lane highway and all the way back.
You finally get out the car thinking : Whoa that was amazing. Glad i'm alive.
With the lights shining on you while you dance. You really do feel like a star. On top of the world on a billboard sign.
Dancing to the picture of THE JEWELRY EXCHANGE.
Running man is still a good dance.
You really can't be captain america. There's only one.
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you just can't beat peanut butter
especially when it accidently gets all over your body
no! in THAT case, you CAN beat it!
what in the world??? who flipped the car?
yea man, seriously, are you ok?!
darn why doesnt he just die already. love u thai
ahahaha daves a loyal friend
i think the three of us can rule the world. except not ryan .. and not dave. just me.
the world ruled by a vietnamese kid, yeah thatll happen.
u got a better chance of seeing a cool albanian. or a drummer that actually wants to practice.
a cool albanian? never.. thats like a toxic moron or something. the chance of a vietnamese ruling the world is as likely as a polish guy who's name starts with d and ends with an e , getting married.
WHAT? what are you trying to say? are u saying we arent getting married anymore thai? you PROMISED!
how many times do i have to tell you... ! You aren't gay. just because you like to interior design, arrange flowers into the shape of tele tubbies and listen to barbara streisand while doing it. you really aren't gay. you'd have to be a man first.
thats not what u were saying last nite=(
what did i say ? and what were we doing ? i just remember a thrilling game of 'go fish'
now THAT'S gay!
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo is elton john
SOOOOO is matt kelly!
soooooooooooooo is mike.
oh yea.. well... .well... SO is ty!
oh wow... that was so clever i ped my pants. man you're amazing. marry me
did you really just say toxic moron.... its oxymoron jerky, that describes you perfect just take out the "oxy".
i like toxic moron better...
clearly toxic moron was a joke their bob. how about you take two pills of " get a frickin' sense of humor" and call dave in the morning. you freak !!! i love you
well i hate you, so, can you handle THAT! (doing ben stiller kung-foo move)
just kidding tyrese i love you. in a very homosexual way
a homosexual way ? thats cool. i dont think i'd like any other way. cause that'd be gay.
ok, now THAT was gross!
clearly we are having a problem here. ryan u said i was the only one for you. and thai, u said i was the only one for you. are u both cheating on me?
i was never with you . get away from me. stop stalking me.
oh that hurts. then what was all that one in a million talk yesterday?
has anyone actually informed you guys that there is nothing REMOTLY funny about acting/talking gay....its nothing but GAY! and grrrrrrrroooooooooss! YICK!!!! go watch the christina aguilara video.....freaks! hahahahaha
i'm with you on that!!! thats what i keep telling dave. but he wont stop. i dont think he's joking anymore !
= (
aww Dave, its okay, i still love you even if you ARE gay! :-D
please tell me you're not taking him seriously.
please tell me that youre not talking when you have no idea what youre talking about......
did u say something?
luis's jetta , it was amazing.
oh man! everyones okay though right?
sometimes
roger rabbit is also a good one
jessica rabbit was a hottie. i've never wanted a fake cartoon rabbit in my life. but after her... i love them all.
i meant the dance not the movie
yea but i meant the movie not the dance.
She wasn't bad. she was just drawn that way.
apparently good times was a phrase i had coined. i've used it soo soo very much
i don't know, bro...they've been using it on snl for a very long time
umm you want a cookie for that?
no, but can you put lotion on my back?
lets not get gay here , ok gladiator. chill back.
well YOU offered
GET A ROOM!
i dont remember offering you lotion alright, gladiator. i did offer you a cookie. but i now withdraw that offer ok champ. later.
yeah, we def got if from SNL a few years ago-molly shannon and that other girl doing the boring DJs skit. yeah,fun with rice....good times.
i made that up . i spoke latin, created those words and then transliterated them do english. so bite me you bum. it's on the beach
yeap... goodtimes special treats... my aunt and i used to watch that years go and laugh our butts off!
yea thats real cool of you, champ
no but seriously, you were saying that BEFORE that skit... really... i remember.... for real.
seee someone who undertands. i'm as original as the pink post it with yellow stripes.
and now you have no butt... :(
well actually, i think i have one.... its rotound. hahahahahahha or something
remember pete schweaty?
and his schweaty balls. of course i remember . take it easy gladiator. you're getting to excited
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?! i meant pete schweaty's tasty hot dogs... *rolls eyes*
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