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Good times

ilikebirds by ilikebirds · Jan 13, 2003 · 419 views · Journal

Man, It's pretty interesting when you're taking a nap at 2am. And someone decides to go from 30 - 100 in 3 seconds.
You turn the corner feeling that the car might flip over. But it doesnt. It's such a thrill. You see another corner come up and hang on. Knowing it's going to be just as good as the last one or maybe even better. But something goes wrong. There's sand and gravel on the corner. The tires hit , the engine roars , and BAM! you've slided into a guard rail. Now you bounce off and do multipled rotations all the way across a 3 lane highway and all the way back.
You finally get out the car thinking : Whoa that was amazing. Glad i'm alive.


With the lights shining on you while you dance. You really do feel like a star. On top of the world on a billboard sign.
Dancing to the picture of THE JEWELRY EXCHANGE.


Running man is still a good dance.


You really can't be captain america. There's only one.

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72 Comments

ok4now #1 ok4nowOG 2002

you just can't beat peanut butter

ilikebirds #1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

especially when it accidently gets all over your body

ok4now #1.1.1 ok4nowOG 2002

no! in THAT case, you CAN beat it!

punkprincess #2 punkprincessOG 2001

what in the world??? who flipped the car?

rocksupastar #2.1 rocksupastarFounder

yea man, seriously, are you ok?!

legiapol #2.1.1 legiapolOG 2002

darn why doesnt he just die already. love u thai

seit2see #2.1.1.1 seit2seeOG 2002

ahahaha daves a loyal friend

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i think the three of us can rule the world. except not ryan .. and not dave. just me.

legiapol legiapolOG 2002

the world ruled by a vietnamese kid, yeah thatll happen.
u got a better chance of seeing a cool albanian. or a drummer that actually wants to practice.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

a cool albanian? never.. thats like a toxic moron or something. the chance of a vietnamese ruling the world is as likely as a polish guy who's name starts with d and ends with an e , getting married.

legiapol legiapolOG 2002

WHAT? what are you trying to say? are u saying we arent getting married anymore thai? you PROMISED!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

how many times do i have to tell you... ! You aren't gay. just because you like to interior design, arrange flowers into the shape of tele tubbies and listen to barbara streisand while doing it. you really aren't gay. you'd have to be a man first.

legiapol legiapolOG 2002 ilikebirds

thats not what u were saying last nite=(

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 legiapol

what did i say ? and what were we doing ? i just remember a thrilling game of 'go fish'

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 legiapol

now THAT'S gay!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 forrestina

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo is elton john

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder ilikebirds

SOOOOO is matt kelly!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 rocksupastar

soooooooooooooo is mike.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder ilikebirds

oh yea.. well... .well... SO is ty!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 rocksupastar

oh wow... that was so clever i ped my pants. man you're amazing. marry me

seit2see seit2seeOG 2002

did you really just say toxic moron.... its oxymoron jerky, that describes you perfect just take out the "oxy".

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

i like toxic moron better...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

clearly toxic moron was a joke their bob. how about you take two pills of " get a frickin' sense of humor" and call dave in the morning. you freak !!! i love you

seit2see seit2seeOG 2002 ilikebirds

well i hate you, so, can you handle THAT! (doing ben stiller kung-foo move)

seit2see seit2seeOG 2002 seit2see

just kidding tyrese i love you. in a very homosexual way

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 seit2see

a homosexual way ? thats cool. i dont think i'd like any other way. cause that'd be gay.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ilikebirds

ok, now THAT was gross!

legiapol legiapolOG 2002 ok4now

clearly we are having a problem here. ryan u said i was the only one for you. and thai, u said i was the only one for you. are u both cheating on me?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 legiapol

i was never with you . get away from me. stop stalking me.

legiapol legiapolOG 2002 ilikebirds

oh that hurts. then what was all that one in a million talk yesterday?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 legiapol

i despretely want to make love to a schoolboy??

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 legiapol

has anyone actually informed you guys that there is nothing REMOTLY funny about acting/talking gay....its nothing but GAY! and grrrrrrrroooooooooss! YICK!!!! go watch the christina aguilara video.....freaks! hahahahaha

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 tesoro

i'm with you on that!!! thats what i keep telling dave. but he wont stop. i dont think he's joking anymore !

legiapol legiapolOG 2002 ilikebirds

= (

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 legiapol

aww Dave, its okay, i still love you even if you ARE gay! :-D

legiapol legiapolOG 2002 tesoro

= )

magnum magnumOG 2001 legiapol

hmm u just smiled confirming ur gayness!

legiapol legiapolOG 2002 magnum

hey who are you!

magnum magnumOG 2001 legiapol

the ezabel psycho, Dave.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 magnum

qu'est que c'est

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 tesoro

that video totally ruined a perfectly good song!

ok4now #2.2 ok4nowOG 2002

please tell me you're not taking him seriously.

punkprincess #2.2.1 punkprincessOG 2001

please tell me that youre not talking when you have no idea what youre talking about......

ok4now #2.2.1.1 ok4nowOG 2002

did u say something?

ilikebirds #2.3 ilikebirdsOG 2002

luis's jetta , it was amazing.

punkprincess #2.3.1 punkprincessOG 2001

oh man! everyones okay though right?

ilikebirds #2.3.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

sometimes

forrestina #3 forrestinaOG 2002

roger rabbit is also a good one

ilikebirds #3.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

jessica rabbit was a hottie. i've never wanted a fake cartoon rabbit in my life. but after her... i love them all.

forrestina #3.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

i meant the dance not the movie

ilikebirds #3.1.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea but i meant the movie not the dance.

hunkpapap #3.1.2 hunkpapapOG 2003

She wasn't bad. she was just drawn that way.

ekulu #4 ekuluOG 2002
ilikebirds #4.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

apparently good times was a phrase i had coined. i've used it soo soo very much

ok4now #4.1.1 ok4nowOG 2002

i don't know, bro...they've been using it on snl for a very long time

ilikebirds #4.1.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

umm you want a cookie for that?

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

no, but can you put lotion on my back?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

lets not get gay here , ok gladiator. chill back.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

well YOU offered

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

GET A ROOM!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i dont remember offering you lotion alright, gladiator. i did offer you a cookie. but i now withdraw that offer ok champ. later.

beachbum #4.1.1.2 beachbumOG 2002

yeah, we def got if from SNL a few years ago-molly shannon and that other girl doing the boring DJs skit. yeah,fun with rice....good times.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i made that up . i spoke latin, created those words and then transliterated them do english. so bite me you bum. it's on the beach

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

yeap... goodtimes special treats... my aunt and i used to watch that years go and laugh our butts off!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea thats real cool of you, champ

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

no but seriously, you were saying that BEFORE that skit... really... i remember.... for real.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

seee someone who undertands. i'm as original as the pink post it with yellow stripes.

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

and now you have no butt... :(

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

well actually, i think i have one.... its rotound. hahahahahahha or something

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

remember pete schweaty?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

and his schweaty balls. of course i remember . take it easy gladiator. you're getting to excited

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?! i meant pete schweaty's tasty hot dogs... *rolls eyes*

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