The gayness factor
by Ok in the past few weeks there has been WAY to much gay talk on here. This is supposed to be a site for all ages, and with all your fruits on here its gettin scary. Hitting on guys isnt gonna encourage the ladies to like u anymore then how much they dislike u already. The idea of 'what u cant have u want' doesnt apply to this case! Ok now get out there, goto those partys and find a nice young lady to talk to!!!
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yea all you homo's hitting on me... stop it ! especially you JOE! leave me alone. i hate you all.
AMEN!
can someone find me a nice hot spiritual girl?
any girl who is spiritual is hot
negative .
maybe in jehovahs eyes, but not to shallow superficial men
lalllallalalalla
are u speculating?
haha, *agreed* not all guys are hot cuz they're spiritual....the PROBLEM is that usually the best looking guys are so NOT spiritual....and thats just annoying....gotta find a nice balance..haha..
i dont care about anything. just has to have arms. and likes to be chained to the kitchen coooking. all day. non stop. until the house blows up with food
just marry an italian-we love to cook...minus the chains tho---aren't those for another room in the house?? hehehe
hahaha! WHOA there sparky! True, Italians ARE the best cooks!
Does anyone know one i could marry? I tried it with a sicilian once and it didn't quite work out. (See below comment on AWAKE!)
hey i take offense---i'm part sicilian!! and NO we are NOT dirty water italians.
yo, yea, i take offense too...Sicilans are still TRUE Italians...i'm 75% Sicilian and 25% Calabrese...but i never say that...i just say I'm 100% italian! its all the same man!
one word about what i am: miscela...i dont know percentages because my great grampa kept going back and getting new wives when one died since he outlived them all.
I was just saying i have tried once and it didn't work out. Not because she was sicilian. She is the gril from my story in the Band Party Journal....
ohhhh gotcha...offense not so taken
Ok thanks, i thought you and j were gonna hate me there....
ha no hatred whatsoever on my part...plus i don't even know you so how could i hate you?
no there is italians and sicilians, you know your a sicilian when half your family hates each other! now thats real sicilian or somethin ;P
i doesn't bother me either way. As long as you can cook.
hmmm...i didn't know italians were into that...
didn't know it had anything to do with being italian...
u said they weren't for cookin'...in the kitchen
no chains are for dogs so they don't leave the yard
that's what YOU think
no that's what i tell people ;)
;)
i would have to agree with dave here.... cuz honestly theres a lot of spiritual people who im just NOT attracted to... yes spirituallity comes FIRST but being attracted to someone is EXTREMELY important! youre going ot have to wake up EVERY day for the rest of your life looking them in their ugly face.... sorry no thanks...
thank you tina. i know your always on my side
just wondering...are the people saying they want to be with someone hot still single?
Is that me you're agreeing with or is legiapol also a David? Anyway, it DOES sound like my attitude. Spirituality is 1/4 of the equation, balanced with emotional, physical and mental qualities. That's why I'm convinced I'll be single til this system ends. I'm sure I won't come across someone like that til the new system... she'll probably be born 200,000 years from now...
Something I tell myself is what Tina said... can I see myself waking up every morning with someone and being totally satisfied that I'm happy that person is my wife? Can I see so and so sharing my theocratic goals with me and will she even QUALIFY to share those assignments with me? THEN, will we get along and share common interests? Will we click? Will we be enthralled with each other's looks? Lot's to think about and not to be taken lightly...
hahha legiapol is also a david. and man we think alike. im gonna be single till the day i die. hopefully ill make it to paradise and then ill be single in paradise too , cause still no one will be perfect enough ahhaha
Heh... amen, brother... although I have to add that in the new system no one will be perfect enough to put up with me!!!
don't be so pessimistic, daves...it's good that you're being patient, but don't think it'll have to take so long...
I'm not trying to be all down and stuff... just realistic. Actually I know the time's not right for me now so if I keep telling myself what I'm saying, it's better for me...
i guess that's realistic
i dunno, i've dated some girls that were not hot AND not spiritual. I didn't find out either one until after we were dating. DOH!!!
absotutely
wow---ya see this is why i have no sympathy when guys complain that they can't get a girl
haha = )
dost thou not laugh?
yeah, i love it when guys will only even consider a really hot girl to date but they are less than hot themselves. what makes them think a hot girl will even look at them?
like me, i got a hot girl! and pheww... did IIIIIII luck out, right?
yeah you did. it's a good thing katie isn't superficial and isn't repelled by ghetto booty.;) j/k. you're a cutie, mike.
yea serisouly, or the fact that im SUPER fat, right... im telling you i DID totally luck out! haha
katie, anytime you wanna ditch this guy, you have my number.
and when you have such sizzling men out there like dan as well...
Really...it's a good thing you knew katie first before she saw dan and could get mesmorized by him and sucked in by is irresistable charm.
yeah!! thanks, beachbum! you hear that thai, she called me charming!
well beach bum has to say some good things about me!! come on !!!
guy, i told you last week that you were the only man in the world that can pull off wearing leather pants. what more do you want from me?
ok just checking. jeez am i just a piece of man meat to you ? what about my personality ? huh .. you're so shallow.. all you want want want is me in leather pants. geez.
oh sorry. i didn't realize this was a deep conversation. i thought we were only speaking shallowly. OK-you have a great personality-i'm sure it would look hot in leather pants, too. how about THAT?
it's a wonder she hasn't left you for a more sizzling man already :)
ummmmm im single too
I think it's the fact that the predominant number of hot girls are with losers. I think if we all quit our jobs and give up our cars we'll do a lot better with the ladies.
yea it seems that if you dont own a car or a good job you'll get a chick. easy.
of course there are exceptions to that rule... ryan seit he doesnt have a job, a car ( a real manly one) or a girl
i have a horrible job, and a SATURN, which, i wont talk about that right now
hahhaa well dave, you might be on to something. maybe i will get my parents to pay for all my stuff, then i'll get the girl of my dreams. oh wait, you do that already and you still have no girl haha
hahaha yea i'm still waiting for the day dave buys his first "thing" . anything as long as he pays for it. gum, a tissue, anything and i'll celebrate.
hrm will his family adopt me?! His house is kinda small but i think i can find a little area for me to live in
hmmm why dont you adopt yourself. and declare you're body a country. better yet a wonderland. and you can sue john mayer. and then buy an EMu farm and raise me a few emus, because i love big birds that cant fly. it's like whats the point. "here are some giant wings but you cant use them cause you're a fat bird with a long neck, what the heck do you think you are , a giraffe. you loser" conversation between an emu and the creator of the emu.
HAHAHHAHAHAH. but then what if the emus evolved the ability to use their wings when they were pushed out of an airplane? because the ones that lived would be giraffe like creatures and the ones that died would be big fat dead birds suitable for my george forman lean mean lowfat grilling machine.
but then that'd take 10 million years and a hope for a genetic defect in which an emu will be born with a lighter bone structure and less fat in the gut. and well i dont have 10 million years. and who eats emu anyway? you weirdo. leave me alone. go in the corner and relax. then come back to me and we can talk more about this . but dont get me wrong... in the paradise i'll have all the time in the world, so for the first 10 thousand years i will gather up as many emus as i can. and then for the next 20 million years i will begin throwing emu's off cliffs and i want to see which ones will learn to fly.
i will help you, thai. you will need someone to get the emus on a regimented weight loss plan- low carbs, high intensity excersise. picture "chicken run" but with more working out, led by a mel gibson look-alike (me). I bet we would have those birds flying in no time (or they'd be great on a wendy's salad with bacon,croutons and cheese. ok not cheese).
oh i got a great idea. how about ..........
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! you not really dutch at all weirdo.
Oh my goodness I think this is the funniest journal I have read in a long time.. so much is true, so much is FUNNY!!! btw I dont think thai could even pull off wearin leather pants. Guys and leather pants just DO NOT GO.. not even for thai, as amazing as his personality is, the leather pants would kill it....Oh and I too await the day when dave pays for something.. Especially if its for my Ice cream! DAVE HINT HINT
lets replace "personality" with "BUTT" and lets try this again... thanks.
Lets replace "Butt" with "Ego" and lets try this again
lets replace "Oh my goodness I think this is the funniest journal I have read in a long time.. so much is true, so much is FUNNY!!! btw I dont think thai could even pull off wearin leather pants. Guys and leather pants just DO NOT GO.. not even for thai, as amazing as his personality is, the leather pants would kill it....Oh and I too await the day when dave pays for something.. Especially if its for my Ice cream! DAVE HINT HINT " with " I HATE YOU "
Lets replace ""Oh my goodness I think this is the funniest journal I have read in a long time.. so much is true, so much is FUNNY!!! btw I dont think thai could even pull off wearin leather pants. Guys and leather pants just DO NOT GO.. not even for thai, as amazing as his personality is, the leather pants would kill it....Oh and I too await the day when dave pays for something.. Especially if its for my Ice cream! DAVE HINT HINT " " I HATE YOU " with " "DONT HATE, SMALL MEN CANT ALWAYS BE ALLOWED ON EVERY ROLLER COASTER AT SIX FLAGS" and see what happens.
you know. if i can't get on that roller coaster. YOU CAN'T EITHER !!! guess we'll hang out on the outside eating some ice cream while we wait for the rest....good times.
WOW WOW WOW, im definalty taller then you,That I KNOW,, and plus its so much easier for me to wear platforms (if even needed) then it would be for you!, So i guess I'll meet you at the ferris wheel (the scariest ride there)
taller than me ? hmmm........ maybe .... i'm short so what. i dont have to duck going throw doorways. i fit into all sorts of cars, including those clown ones. and when people want to take me somewhere they can throw me into a little bag and carry me around. thus making my missing foot thing a whole lot better because i dont have to walk ! sweeeeet
haha, but then who wanst a one leged doll to carry around
the jews.
to cheap they wouldnt even think about buying a broken doll!, but maybe the Chillians would!
ok now you're just being ridiculous. relax
bing bong