Why did the chicken cross the road?
by Some famous opinions on the age old question...I thought this was quite funny.
SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.
HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
OPRAH
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
What is your definition of chicken?
THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALlCROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken did cross the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?
HOMER SIMPSON
Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n
I was tryin to think of some others but I drew a blank...anyone?
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20 Comments
don't u hate it when u get this stoopid email that u scan and delete only to see it show up on ezabel?
yea and dont you hate it when you see something you think is quite humorous only to have someone make you feel like an idiot by calling it stupid?
i know exactly how u feel, and I thought this was extremely funny, if its any consolation.
:) thanx lol it is. I figured my sense of humour can't be SO whacked that nobody would find it at least a tad funny.
nah i liked it, was funny, and im not on stupid email lists to fill up my inbox with junk so i dont got his problem
another ezabel ressurection. who posted this the first time. am i right if i say it was david?
i didnt know someone else had posted it...
yea. at least i think it was here on ezabel. lol
no wasn't it the same formatted thing with all the same people but the question was different.
i think ur right...do a search
the search feature doesn't search journals
now it does! whoo!
I posted something similar on 9/3/2002.... but that's okay... it's always good to see stuff resurface