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Lonely Greek

togatweeter by togatweeter · May 7, 2003 · 423 views · Laugh

it seems like i'm the only greek in the world. a kid the other day told me "oh i thought greeks were extinct." mm.. i told him i was one and he's like wow. are there any greeks here?

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skaorsk8 #1 skaorsk8OG 2002

my first day of programming class, i said out loud "wow, this is greek to me", and the kid who just came from athens leaned over to me and said "in my country, we say it is chinese to me!" i was even more amazed when he asked if i knew thai pham. i told him no.

deanh77 #2 deanh77Founder

I like gyros, does that count?

skaorsk8 #2.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

ohh i like gyros too...with some hot sauce...hmmm

ok4now #2.1.1 ok4nowOG 2002

lovem...with that tizaki(sp) sauce

togatweeter #2.2 togatweeterOG 2003

lol mmm.. well.. sorta. if you have the direct blood in ya, then yeah, you're definitely greek. i gotta try those gyros tho. i always see posters of them with beautiful girls eating them.

deanh77 #2.2.1 deanh77Founder

nope. just the gyro juice.

punkprincess #3 punkprincessOG 2001

lonely sweedish....

togatweeter #3.1 togatweeterOG 2003

hehe, Tom Green's bum bum song. "the swedish... is all alooone"

rocksupastar #4 rocksupastarFounder

yea i know whatcha mean man... im the only true italian on here... its quite sad actually...

togatweeter #4.1 togatweeterOG 2003

lol bummer. mm.. if it helps, i'm a little italian tho.

tesoro #4.2 tesoroOG 2001

you are SO looking to get beat Mike! "only true italian on here" riiiiiight, last time i checked...i was 100% italian, and u were 60% ohhhhhh gotcha! haha

hunkpapap #4.2.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

i hear that in sicily women are more dangerous than shotguns...

forrestina #4.2.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

any sicilian woman is dangerous. watch out there are 4 in my house!

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

it was from a movie, i bet you'll never guess which one....

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

please.... godfather duh

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i have never seen that

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

boy stop playin

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i've honestly never seen it. i dunno what all that mattress talk is about, from that movie...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 skaorsk8

im in a state of shock right now

tesoro #4.2.1.2 tesoroOG 2001

haha! how'd u know i was sicilian? i'm actually 75% Sicilian and 25% Calabrese. but still 100% italian. and whoever says sicilians arent real italians, craaaaaap! haha

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

for the most part, i do like southern italian culture better than northern. northerners are much more proud to be from the north, like they're better. its just cuz they're richer!


okay, i'll stop pretending i live there. i just know from what i'm told!

well, not totally true, i do know some "northerners" quite well.

(hi, i'm talking to myself)

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

good-googlie MOO, thank the maker that GFS rocks isn't here for this covnersation

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

haha yes thank the maker he isn't

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

what is that nablidan? How is that spelled?

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

are you trying to say napolitano? okay, one more little thing that really bothers me, i must share...its when people think they are making a word Italian by chopping the end off of it. ie: "mozzarell" soo frustrating! and NOT italian!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

hey! that is just dialect

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

no its not! no one in italy leaves off the last vowel. its american dialect... "brooklyn italian american."

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 punkprincess

hahahaha exactly!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

you tell them girl...no such thing as a dirty water italian

togatweeter togatweeterOG 2003

calabrese? i thought that was a part of a car

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

we had this conversation before..

rocksupastar #4.2.2 rocksupastarFounder

oh please... well i look and ACT more italian than you... so sit on an egg

tesoro #4.2.2.1 tesoroOG 2001

hahaha, si? perche tu non poi capire questo? e perche tu non poi parlare O leggere italiano! HAH! :)



(you can go to babblefish.com to help you out Mike) hahaha i'm sucha jerk. btw, i cant put accents in, so the meaning is slightly changed, but you get the idea.

deanh77 deanh77Founder

ok. I didn't use babblefish, but I'm learning:

"hahah, yes. why then don't you understand this? and why then don't you speak or read italian?"
Not too sure if you used good grammar though as you didn't conjugate the verbs....

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

good job Deaner!! the only thing is "poi" IS "then" like you put...but i meant it to be w/ an accent(which i cant do)..and w/ the accent, the meaning changes to "can"



i did use the correct grammar...when you have more than one verb in a sentence, you only conjugate the first one..the ones that follow remain in the infinitive.

deanh77 deanh77Founder

ahh. see cause I thought you said "then" which isn't a verb, but if you meant "can" than you're right.

tesoro #5 tesoroOG 2001

if you do a search on the musings for "greek" you'll see how often i talk about them. i love greeks! haha i had a good friend all through school who was SO greek, her family is from Chios. she taught me soo much stuff about greek culture, i love it. but i alwaaaaaays wanted to go to greece. hopefully one day. you should go to Astoria, Queens. plenty of greeks there.

togatweeter #5.1 togatweeterOG 2003

hehe *blushes* yah i hope to visit Greece one day. i wanna see Meteora. i never heard of Astoria. maybe i can get a ride there one day. i'm not 100% greek. my grandma is tho. i'm like 40% greek

tesoro #6 tesoroOG 2001

have you ever been to greece?

skaorsk8 #6.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

i went to zanthikos, it was this lovely little island in the middle of the mediterranean

oobiewan #6.1.1 oobiewanOG 2003

Ive been to Zakinthos too..and Zante which I think is near by. I went on a boat trip to this ship wreck which is on this Island surrounded by a rock in the shape of a Crocodile...beauuuutiful place. But some little Greek kid pushed me in the water with all my clothes on..I wasnt to impressed with that!

oobiewan #6.1.1.1 oobiewanOG 2003

dont know if this will work but..

The pic on the right of the main pic is the croc rock and shipwreck!!
Soooo luverrly!!

forrestina #7 forrestinaOG 2002

it's possible that my paternal grandmother's family were greek. they spoke greek and italian. BUT they were from sicily and a lot of people there spoke/speak both since it was at one time occupied by greece.

ekulu #8 ekuluOG 2002

grease is like thee best movie evahr

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#8.1 chuckthecloneOG 2002

no blazing saddles is. i wish it came on comedy central more often.

ekulu #8.1.1 ekuluOG 2002

yea i agree

ilikebirds #9 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i'm greek. straight from the land of cyprus.

togatweeter #9.1 togatweeterOG 2003

cyprus..? cyprus hill?

punkprincess #9.1.1 punkprincessOG 2001

insane in the membrain!

tesoro #9.1.1.1 tesoroOG 2001

haha, can you believe we actually saw them in concert? hahaha so gay. and not on purpose!

web-toedchloe #10 web-toedchloeOG 2001

I'm Greek! My family is from the island of Mitaline.

skaorsk8 #10.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

i think i took that once when i wasn't feeling well

togatweeter #10.2 togatweeterOG 2003

hey yeah, chloe is a greek name. awesome, i'm not the only greek :D

cerbrato #11 cerbratoOG 2002

Cerrato=Italiano Stalliano

forrestina #11.1 forrestinaOG 2002

in your dreamso-you didn't even know what biscotti was

thatdarngirl #12 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I don't understand what the big emphasis is on ethnic backgrounds.

hunkpapap #12.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

I KNOW!! i don't think i've ever put mine on here. I just like to stress what i am not. LIKE GREEK!(sorry jahanna)

togatweeter #12.2 togatweeterOG 2003

sorry, i didn't intend it to be a controversy kinda thing. i was bored and just wanted to make somethin funny.

tesoro #12.3 tesoroOG 2001

i dont think its praising, saying one is better than another or somtehing, or ethnicity is great in general, cuz its true, its kinda stupid if u put great emphasis on it, cuz we're all eventually gonna be the same anyways! but i just find culture really interesting all around and thats why i like talking about it.

forrestina #12.3.1 forrestinaOG 2002

there really is not distinction except for cultural differences that happen when people group together for years and years. we all descended from the same two people. that's why people who think there is a "superior race" are really just ignorant.

ok4now #13 ok4nowOG 2002

do u use windex?

togatweeter #13.1 togatweeterOG 2003

windex.. blah. if i spray too much, it makes me sneezy

skaorsk8 #13.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

haha i use it on zits

thefunkyfresh #14 thefunkyfreshFounder

No Use For A Name - Pride

iwz #15 iwz

haha, after reading through this i realized i have like no interest in greek culture.. weird

tesoro #15.1 tesoroOG 2001

whaaaat?! okay, you people think i'm insane already, so i may as well add to it. but the greek and italian (let me add Egyptian too) cultures and history is soooo amazing! first of all, cuz it goes the furthest back, so much bible history is incorporated into it. plus the greek and roman ruins?! amazing!!

iwz #15.1.1 iwz

yeah.. i'm more interested in italian culture. but history -> no interest no matter what culture. my wife is all into history and stuff, but it's not for me.


plus, didn't you see my big fat greek wedding? greeks are so 80s! and gaudy! look at those dresses! ugh!

forrestina #15.1.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

yeah but an italian wedding is just as bad if not worse! having it be any other way tho is weird.

iwz iwz

ok, it all just comes down to the food. i love italian food and hate greek food OKAY

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

alrighty i gotcha

web-toedchloe #15.2 web-toedchloeOG 2001

I wrote something, but it was stupid. The culture is cool. Very rich and diverse, involving a lot of lemon and lamb.

deanh77 #15.2.1 deanh77Founder

hahaha. their culture is mainly composed of lemon and lamb. hahaha.

legs #16 legsFounder

theres a kid down the street from me named Dimitri Flamoropolis...you cant get to much more greek than that

deanh77 #16.1 deanh77Founder

add a couple more vowels.

skaorsk8 #16.2 skaorsk8OG 2002

what about balki bartacumous?

skaorsk8 #16.2.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

i like some feta cheese and olives

forrestina #16.2.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

oh man that sounds yum

forrestina #16.3 forrestinaOG 2002

that last name sounds SO made up

thatdarngirl #16.3.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

yeah..and..it's kinda..well yeah

forrestina #16.3.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

haha say the unsaid

seit2see #17 seit2seeOG 2002

im greek dont worry you're not the only one out there

togatweeter #17.1 togatweeterOG 2003

thas cool bro. are greeks drinkers?

skaorsk8 #17.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

greeks are geeks.

thefunkyfresh #17.1.1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

i don't think i'm exaggerating when i say that joke has got to be the funniest and most original one liner in the history of the internet

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

hahahaha! jahanna and i were talking the other day, and we both agreed matt, youre one of the funniest persons we know.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

thanks guys, i'm honored, that made my night!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

ohhhhh now i'm just chopped liver aren't i. thanks.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

hahahahahhaaa..... wow... just when you think something can't be topped, ty comes back with that. ty you little devil you

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

ohhh i hate deviled eggs. ick

ilikebirds #17.2 ilikebirdsOG 2002

so not greek you albanian punk

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