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You might be a child of the 80's if....

tesoro by tesoro · Nov 1, 2001 · Lame · 439 views

Guys this is so great check it out:

All About the 80's!!

here's a little excerpt:


(I put some of the best ones up)

*You wore a banana clip or one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth.

*You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout."

*You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off."

*You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours.

click on read more for another 14 reasons!

Also i just want to say that Tina helped out with this story VERY much everybody! (she made me do it!) lol

Update by punk princess: I didnt make Jahanna do ANYthing! and she is VERY proficient at HTML & doesnt need any of my help :)

*You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock.

*You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer."

*You'll always hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future."

*You know what "psych" means.

*You fell victim to 80's fashion: big hair, crimped, combed over to the side, and you wore spandex pants.

*You wanted to be a Goonie ("Goonies never say die.")

*You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.

*You inserted the word "like" into, like, every sentence.

*You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.

*You have heard of "Garbage Pail Kids" (and perhaps still have a collection of them).

*Punks actually "shocked" people.

*Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.

*You remember the days that hooking your computer into your TV wasn't an expensive option that required gadgets - it was the ONLY WAY to use your computer!

*You ever owned one of those embarrassing crimping irons.

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134 Comments

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

good stuff!!!!! i still have my slap on braclets!! but to know if you truely are an 80's child try takin this quiz TEST

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

btw thanks fer the props janner!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

lol no prob tina...since you gave urself them! lol j/k j/k

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

no! you did!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

stop talking to each other!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

I dont remember modifiying this comment...

iwz iwz

yeah, that was me testing... sorry dude.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

and i DO remember modifying a comment... and none of my comments say "modified"

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i KNEW it was you! using MY comment as your guinea pig!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

dont take tina's test!! its gayyyyyyyyyyy! lol (well just cause i didnt do good)

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

I think i just wore slim jeans.. and i probably had the high socks and everything.. but i was never cool, so i think that was pretty much it.

tpham tphamOG 2001

Well i am a goonie.. i AM DATA !!! bOOBIE TRAPS !!! BOOBY TRAPS !

iwz iwz

fitty dolla bill! fitty dolla bill!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

SLLIIMMMSS!!!

magnum magnumOG 2001

Congrats, you actually got them to be on seperate lines, and bring up scary memory's of the past with some of those reasons you were a 80's kid.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

lol...actually...i didnt....thanks tina! lol

tpham tphamOG 2001

Actually the number 1 fail proof PROOF that you are from the 80's is...

IF YOU KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR'S THEME SONG

deanh77 deanh77Founder

um, actually thats 90's dude, if you remember listening to his album from before that, then you are from the 80's. Like "Nightmare on my street" and "parents just don't understand"

iwz iwz

dang, i just dated myself...

tpham tphamOG 2001

I WAS CHILLIN' out maxin' relaxin' all cool shootin some b ball outside the school

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

when a couple of guys there were up to no good...

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Started making trouble in my neighborhood, I got in one little fight and my momma got scared and said your movin with your uncle and auntie to bellaire...dahdah dahratta dahdah So, I yelled for the caby until he came near and said you homes to bellayre.....And I pulled up to a house about 7 or 8 and looked at my kindgom I was finally there to take my throne as the prince of bellaire.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

actually..tina has dan's cd he made thats got the full version of it...

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

does anyone remember that song by dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince..im not sure if the name of the song was elm street but it said it in the song or something....anyone?!?

iwz iwz

parents just don't understand?

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

no...it had scary music in the background...i cant remember anything else though!! ahh this is starting to bother me!!!!

tpham tphamOG 2001

kill yourself

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

im glad i found the song...cause otherwise i'd have to kill myself

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

Check it out!!!!

Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince

He's The Dj, I'm The Rapper

Nightmare On My Street

Now I have a story that I'd like to tell

About this guy - You all know me - had me scared as hell

He comes to me at night after I crawl into bed

He's burnt up like a weeny and his name is Fred

He wears the same hat and sweater every single day

And even if it's hot outside - he wears it anyway

He's home when I'm awake but he shows up when I'm asleep

I can't believe that there's a nightmare on my street

It was a Saturday evening if I remember it right

And we had just gotten back off tour last night

So the gang and I thought that it would be groove

If we summoned up the posse and bum-rushed the movie

I got Angie

Jeff got tine

Ready Rock got some girl I'd never seen

In my life

That was all right though 'cause the lady was chill

Then we dipped to the theater set to ill

Buggin', cool, having' a ball

And somethin' 'bout Elm Street was the movie we saw

The way it started was decent, ya know

Nothin' real fancy

About this homeboy named Fred and this girl named Nancy

But - word - when it was over

I said yo', that was def

And everything seemed all right when we left

But when I got home and laid down to sleep

That began the nightmare on my street!

It was burning in my room like a oven

My bed soaked with sweat

And man I was bugging

I checked the clock and it stopped at twelve-thirty

It had melted it was so darn hot

And I was thirsty

I wanted something cool to quench my thirst

I thought to myself, yo, this heat is the worst!

But when I got downstairs

I noticed something was wrong

I was home all alone but the TV was on

I thought nothing of it as I grabbed the remote

I pushed the power button and then I almost choked

When I heard this awful voice

Coming from behind

It said, "You turned off David Letterman, now you must DIE!!!"

Ma, I didn't even wait to see who it was

Broke inside my drawers and screamed, "So long, cous'!"

Got halfway up the block

I calmed down and stopped screaming

Then thought, "Oh, I git it, I must be dreaming"

I strolled back home with a grin on my grill

I think that since this is a dream I might as well get ill

I walked in the house, the Big Bad Fresh Prince

But Freddy killed all that noise real quick!

he grabbed me by my neck and said

"Here's what we'll do

We gotta lotta work here, me and you

The souls of your friends you and I will claim

You've got the body and I've got the brain"

I said, "Yo Fred

I think you got me all wrong

I ain't' partners with nobody with nails that long

Look, I'll be honest,man, this team won't work

The girls won't be on you, Fred, your face is all burnt!"

Fred got mad and his head started steaming

But I thought, "What the hell, I'm only dreaming"

I said, "Please leave, Fred, so I can get some sleep

But give me a call and maybe we'll hang out next week"

I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Thanks for stoppin' by"

Then I opened up the door

And said, "Take care, guy!"

He got mad, threw back his arm, and slashed my shirt

I laughed at first, then thought, "Hold up, that hurt"

It wasn't a dream, man, this guy was for real

I said, "Freddy, uh, pal, there's been an awful mistake here"

No further words and then I darted upstairs

Crashed through my door then jumped on my bed

Pulled the covers up over my head

And said, "Oh please do something with Fred"

He jumped on my bed, went through the covers with his claws

Tried to get me, but my alarm went off

And then silence

It was a whole new day

I thought, "Huh, I wasn't scared of him anyway"

Until I noticed those rips in my sheets

And that was proof that there had been

A nightmare on my street

O man, I gotta call Jeff, I gotta call Jeff

Come on, come on

Come on Jeff, answer! Come on, man

Hello

Jeff, this is Prince, man

Jeff, wake up, Jeff, wake up

What do you want?

Jeff, wake up, man, listen to me, Jeff

It's three o'clock in the morning

Jeff, Jeff, would you listen to me?

What?

Listen, whatever you do, don't fall asleep

Maaan

Jeff, listen to me, don't go to sleep, Jeff

No, NO, I talk to you tomorrow, I'm gong to bed

Jeff!

Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! (Ha ha ha ha ha haaaa)

Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Answer me, Jeff!

I'm your D.J. now, Princy! Ha ha ha ha ha

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

i should get a medal.......longest comment.....EVER!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

too bad you CUT AND PASTED!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i was gonna say that too, but i was too lazy to type it. guess i'll just cut and paste it then!!

too bad you CUT AND PASTED!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

of course, that took more energy than it would have to just type it in the first place. but that's what people like about me! that i'm unorthodox.

tpham tphamOG 2001

i'm with you on that BRO

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Tesoro writes : "i should get a medal.......longest comment.....EVER!"

Not anymore.. I beat you!!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

yea i guess so....to bad your still GAYYYYYYYY!

magnum magnumOG 2001

lol thats nice

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Thanks, what does that make you then?

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

a monkey's uncle.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

(for those of you not knowledgeable... thats from Lion King, Scar says it to Simba, oh and yea... jahanna is a CRRRAAAAAAAZYYYY MONKEY lol)

magnum magnumOG 2001

uhh i think that saying came out a little bit before the disney movie.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

uhh... thats were I got it from.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

hahahaha... yeah tina, ummm... ahem... i THINK the LION KING, used that expression because it's well known and sort of ironic, being that the characters in the movie are animals. but the expression "monkey's uncle?" you'll have a hard time convincing me that the lion king made it up.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 thefunkyfresh

well, SCAR MADE IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!! thats my story and im sticking to it. lol hahahaha i think this has been the stupidest conversation ever. i have lost brain cells.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 punkprincess

owwww watch out for that, you dont have many to spare...

im sorry! lol but you left urself WAY open for that one! hahah

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 tesoro

rofl......i think you should hit ME with the smart stick. lololol

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 punkprincess

i think you need to be beat. hahahaha

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 tesoro

mmmm beets are good.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 punkprincess

ack! i HATE beets!! thats it, you cant like them either! lol

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 tesoro

okay. i dont like them. fine. be that way. see if i care. (why are we having this conversation... and WHERE DID YOU GO?!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 punkprincess

lol i went to sleeeeeeep! BECAUSE YOU were hiding!! lol

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 tesoro

hahaha i wasnt hiding! i was on away message, and clicked the "hide windows" & "sounds" so i didnt see or hear you... but the reason why i did that is cuz i was "CODING" its so hard.. butcha know, i can do it!!!!!!! :)

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 punkprincess

owww i see i see......so in other words......YOU HATE ME!

hahaha

i had to do it....

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 tesoro

ya know what i was just thinking....cause its only me and you (tina) that have posted like 20 comments on this story the past few days, prolly no one else is checking them, but then one day when they finally DO check them there are gonna be so many, and they all gonna be retarded nonsense from u and me! haha

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 tesoro

wait... you were THINKING?!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 punkprincess

LOL!! i write a paragraph and thats the only thing you respond to!

hahahhah

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 tesoro

lOL!!! just cuz i was stupendously surprised!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 punkprincess

lol! stupedously surprised...there's a new one!

and btw

YOUR GAY!

haha

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 tesoro

nooooooo YER GAY!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 punkprincess

your like....two men kissing!! (lol that was so a sal line i had to do it) haha

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 tesoro

ROFL... it all comes back!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 punkprincess

lol ur sucha silly! haha (said in the "tina" voice) lol

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 tesoro

i really want to make this reallyyyyyyyyy close to the edge! hah

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 tesoro

then you have to keep on posting comments!!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

stop being a gay

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

im tryingggggggggggggggg!

iwz iwz tesoro

heheh, yeah, pretty funny that you guys are writing all this in a story that nobody will probably look at again. except for MEEEE

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 iwz

My Gosh...eZabel really is ruled by Tina and Jahanna...I dont believe there were 20+ musings. Ian you are correct in saying "pretty funny that you guys are writing all this in a story that nobody will probably look at again." it was quite amusing though

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

eww! its so not! i only muse alot when i have time, if i dont then i wont!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 iwz

lol do you have a special addition that tells u where the new comments are?

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 tesoro

Hey you beat Tina to comment #100 cool beans!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

its not a race... its just fun & games!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 punkprincess

the problem with the rat race is....even if you win...YOUR STILL A RAT!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 tesoro

LOLOL! remember when you first said that, and i thought you made it up? lol!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 punkprincess

LOL! yes, and of course it was at the meeting! when the most NOT funny things are SO funny! haha

iwz iwz tesoro

of course i do!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 iwz

lol! MAN! i want that!

iwz iwz tesoro

$15 bucks, i might let you have it...

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 iwz

$10 and you got urself a DEAL! lol

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 tesoro

i USED to have it... wait did i put it on my favorites... HMMMMMMMMM MuAhahaHHAHAhaahhaHAHahahha ian thinks he can control the world! but not while im around...(wait... this is one little website...)

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 punkprincess

and somehow, you guys return to this story....

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

araghhhhhhhhhh GO AWAY! lol if you keep saying how much you cant stand it, why do you keep writing?!?!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 tesoro

because I love to write...Im not saying I cant stand, actually its quite amusing...so continue, dont let me stop you :)

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

LOL! ohhhhhhhh man, you have got to be one of the weirdest people.....EVER!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 tesoro

nono, YOURE one of the weirdest... ;) he's something else

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 punkprincess

something else?? Is that "something else" meaning someone cool??

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

LOL! i HIGHLY doubt she was gonna say that....

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 tesoro

Oh, so you dont think that I could be considered "someone cool"??

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

i plead the fifth.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 tesoro

yes, my law classes did SOMETHING for me! haha

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 tesoro

LOL...do you know what pleading the 5th actually means??

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

yes, it's the right to remain silent....or in a crimanl case the right not to testifiy against yourself, in other words you dont have to take the stand, like OJ Simpson never did. what do YOU think it meant?

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 tesoro

I knew what it meant...exactly what you stated...Im actually pretty impressed that you knew what it meant too...

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

yea dude, thats one of the first things you learn in criminal justice....

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 tesoro

You took criminal justice?? For what reason...your gonna be a laywer??

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

noooo, it was an elective in HS, but im gonna take another class in college cause i really liked it....i'll prolly wind up working in criminal law cause its so interesting. (as a paralegal)

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 tesoro

Oh...so your becomming a paraleegal...pretty cool.,..you can make decent money there, but its a lot of work!!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

yea, i think i'll like it though, and plus i only want to work part-time and pioneer..(hopefully i can)

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 tesoro

Awesome....so thats a good pioneer job??? hmmmm.....

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 tesoro

no... YOU HATE MEEE

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

Yes yes i am...thats the only thing larry (marzocco) calls me...crazy monkey....i've learned to take it as a compliment. lol

magnum magnumOG 2001

laaaaaaaaaaary

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

why would that make me anything?

magnum magnumOG 2001

Thats one long song, how did he remember it? He had someone with cue cards in front of him didnt he!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

yea...either that or he never sang it live!

N
nine9starOG 2001

ok, just a random comment by a crazy brit.

As a brit my fondest memories are of vanilla ice, mc hammer, bros, mel and kim etc lol

Oh and scrunchies man did we overdo that one, like 6 to a pony tail lol.

Oh and one of the worst things ever, but still hold a special place in my heart were the flouresent (sp) bommer jackets and the psychadellic tights, leggings, snap on braclets.... basically anything psychadellic lol

N
nine9starOG 2001

oh and the evil cabbage patch kids urgh sends shivers down my spine lol

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

lol tina knows about the bommer jackets! haha i sawwwwwwwwww her closet!!! hahahha so funny

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

LAKE OF FIRE FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

hahhaha it was basically the same here in the US, i had the koolest leggings with leg warmers over them!!!!!!! also i still have my slap on braclets!!! i love them!!!!!!!!

deanh77 deanh77Founder

AHH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!! THATS THE 90's!!!! Man all you little kids think you remember the 80's when you don't!!! its getting really annoying.

deanh77 deanh77Founder

no offense lone9star. geese, I didn't think it would be that loud....

tpham tphamOG 2001

the 80's was NEW WAVE stuff people.. like that whacked out hair that was all shaved on the side and big on top.. and like weird ripped up clothes.. that was the 80's !!!!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

don't pop a capilarry there dean! you know, decades do sorta flow into one another. it's not like 1989 was one way, and 1990 was a completely different way, the styles changed slowly. I definitely do have more memories from the early 90's than from the 80's though. Like the band Living Colour, and the show In Living Color. Good times good times. And dean, it's really not worth getting that upset over, it just means that you're older than all of us and therefore will die first.

FIRST MODIFIED COMMENT!!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

here here

deanh77 deanh77Founder

they may flow together, but when people talk about the 80's they aren't talking about a record that came out in 1991, they are talking about stuff that happened in the 80's.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

wait, ive modified before...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

yeah, but i called it.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

reeeeeeeeeeeal mature poopy head!

N
nine9starOG 2001

oh ok dean thanks for the update, :-( but i was 7!!!!!! i mean would u shout like that at a seven yr old for makin a little mistake i think no :-D

lol, jk i had thought as much tho my memories arent definitive (gud word huh?), as im only a baby at 18

oh and thanks matt, u made me feel a little less like a divvy rofl (sooooooo an 80s word!) dont even try disputing it

N
nine9starOG 2001

dang lol

ive modified b4 that too, maybe ian has a system to see who modidifed first to end this dispute ;-)

iwz iwz

yeah, you can look for comments that say they are Modified and hold your mouse cursor over the word, and it'll show what time it was modified.

N
nine9starOG 2001

oh and just as a side point - does ne1 else find dean scary?

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

looking?

N
nine9starOG 2001

lol see i knew there would be a way to solve this, but im outta the running, i think i only first nodified yesterday or the day b4

oh and as 4 dean - never seen his picture im afraid - but he sure as heck scares me enuf w/o it lol jk

N
nine9starOG 2001

ooo tina i was looking bac at somethin gon the musings and u modified on the 7/11 (7th nov)!

iwz iwz

musings have been modifiable for a lonnnng time. i just never made these comments on stories modifiable until a few days ago. nice catch though, nine

N
nine9starOG 2001

ok i feel really stoooopid sorry :-(

iwz iwz

go to your meeting!

N
nine9starOG 2001

i want to but me mum is in a right mood cos her parents are coming and she wont leave until the house is perfect grrrrrr she is in such a ratty mood

iwz iwz

then help her clean!

iwz iwz iwz

or maybe you should just daydream about helping your mom clean, and then suddenly you'll wake up, and you'll be done!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 iwz

LOL! and you say IM mean!

N
nine9starOG 2001

rofl

now that was funny, i have helped her loads

ive been hovering the whole house

i made the kingsize bed for me nan and grandad and made the tea

but then again nothing pleases her when she's in this kinda mood

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