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New Discovery!!!

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by j-la
· Nov 11, 2001 · News · 360 views

This is going to be the weirdest thing you have ever heard but it is such a good discovery I just can't keep it in!! So here goes:

Don't you ladies hate when you wear red nail polish or any other color containing some sort of red because when you take it off and your fingers are all red? Well, on Saturday I found myself in a pickle. I was wearing a sort of ruby nail polish (sephora #149- excellent color- i recommend it to everyone!) and I had to take it off but I had no cotton balls. So, I improvised... you know those kotex lightdays... well I used one to take it off, and you would not believe how excellent they work. I mean it took it right off my nails and no trace of nail polish on my fingers! You have to try it, it is the best discovery I have ever made!! :)

Update by iwz: yeaah... i never thought i'd post anything quite like this on eZabel, but i just thought it was too funny to pass up. thanks j-la!

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68 Comments

tpham tphamOG 2001

oh thats just sick.. ugh.. dang .. geez.. whoa.. nelly.. no no no.. ehh..ughh.. ouch ouch.. what made you even think about taking that and putting it on your hands..?

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

That would have to be the most interesting topic of a story I have read so far on eZabel, thanks for the experience... I am sure to use this info if I am ever stuck with a nail polish removal problem.

magnum magnumOG 2001

WOW, thats all i gotta say. Hah im tottaly speechless thats just wacked heh.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

who would EVER think of sucha thing?!?! hahaha j-la

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nine9starOG 2001

lol i have no clue what made u do that


but i am very impressed with the improvisation

i wear suck wacky nail polish, if im ever stuck

now i know what to do

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

hahaha! thats great! i wonder if "always" work too...

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

lol! wow, good to know...cotton balls are so annoying cause they always fall apart!

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hugz4uFounder

it's been a looong time since i've been on ezabel. i was very surprised to see a pic of pads in this story! and even better, with such a life altering "find"! not only do cotton balls fall apart, but you get a huge puddle of remover when you squish the ball against your nail :) pads are great!

deanh77 deanh77Founder

oh my freakin good lord.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

amen dean....

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nine9starOG 2001

just a side point - but can u gize use that kinda language over there?

magnum magnumOG 2001

huh? what language? We are allowwed to use english! I swear it.

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nine9starOG 2001

i mean like good lord and oh my God

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Good question...Does anyone know the answer to that one?

magnum magnumOG 2001

Hrm i guess u can i dont. My mom will smack me upside my head if i say that.

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nine9starOG 2001

ditto lol, just wondered it seems jdubs in the states use them

magnum magnumOG 2001

All up to your conscience i guess.

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nine9starOG 2001

yeah, its frowned upon big style over here

magnum magnumOG 2001 nine9star

so if i said bloody that would be a bad thing too? ;)

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nine9starOG 2001 magnum

it depends in wot context as in desribin blood no ;-) - but otherwise yes

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

It does seem like jduns here are a bit differnt than jdubs out there

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nine9starOG 2001

i mean they even spell their nickname different - weird huh lol

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 nine9star

What about if I say Wanker or tosser?

magnum magnumOG 2001 nine9star

Hrm i just say witness's.

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nine9starOG 2001 magnum

erm lemmi think about that ...... noooooooooooooooooooooo

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 nine9star

Do you know Africance?? (I think thats how it is spelled?)

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nine9starOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

erm i dont think so what or who is it

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 nine9star

Its a language that people from South africa speak, lots of my friends from England speak it... I was just wondering if you know it

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nine9starOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

oh yeah i know wot u mean, they do?, thats crazy, its just english w/ a strange accent

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

it's so common place to say "oh my god" that it's just a reflex sometimes. i dont really think of it as "taking the lords name in vain" because it's not anybody's name. when i think about it, its not really a good thing though.

deanh77 deanh77Founder

I KNEW I would start a controversy with that one. sorry guys, its the first thing that popped into my head after reading a story about using tampons on eZabel. sorry if I offended any1, and I don't usually say good lord.

tpham tphamOG 2001

dean there's a distinct difference between tampons and PADS (basically women diapers).. she was obviously talking about pads and not tampons.

i just don't understand how'd you'd use a tampon on your nails.. and a pad is just as disgusting

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

Ty,thats pretty darn scary that YOU explained that to dean!

deanh77 deanh77Founder

dude, I know. I didn't really read the article too closely. just saw the pic and I didn't look too closely at that. ok. thats all I have to say about pads and tampons. geesh. (whoops I shouldn't have said that, I meant 'geese')

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

lol geese... lol "its the ducks...."

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

wow. ian i can't believe you posted this. you are not a man.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

no, hes more of a man FOR posting it.

iwz iwz

thanks tina!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

no really, you're just a loser

tpham tphamOG 2001

yea you really are

iwz iwz

thanks for the love, oh "Immature and Uncomfortable With Women's Hygiene" Ones

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

i hate being a "woman" ugh.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

me too. wait, no.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

you fruit

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

re: New Discovery!!!

by: the funky fresh @ 11/12/2001 6:46 PM (#29)

wow. ian i can't believe you posted this. you are not a man.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

lol, loser.

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nine9starOG 2001

rofl - well guys the info is just as useful to u

when u r in the sticky situation of having no cotton wool balls to remove ur nail varnish

i thought ud be appreciative of the revelation ;-)

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

I feel like I should right a News article on what type of leaf would be best to use if you ever are camping and dont have any TP... Now that would sound useful... hmmm

tpham tphamOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

run out of me ? never !

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

you're absolutely right, if ever i am in a fix to remove nail polish, i'll just whip some pads out of my trusty fanny pack and be good to go!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 thefunkyfresh

just b/c you said "fanny pack" youre gay.

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nine9starOG 2001 punkprincess

ha ha u have a fanny pack? disturbing

quite disturbing

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 nine9star

Fanny pack, wouldnt that mean that the pack should be on your fanny and not on your waist?? I think it should be called a waist pack...

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

i think YOU should be called waste pack!

tpham tphamOG 2001 punkprincess

i think you all are morons

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 punkprincess

err....so GAAYYY!!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

we're happy and we're singing & were colored, give me a HIGH FIVE!

magnum magnumOG 2001 punkprincess

Uhh no!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder nine9star

of course i dont! that was supposed to be a lesson in irony. or comedy. or something, maybe i don't know what it was a lesson in, but it was something.

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canadiciaOG 2001

J-la...I never knew a story that seemed so harmless could cause so much controversy. Much funnier in print than I thought though. You crack me up!!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

kinda scary, look how many views this story has!

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jollycandymanOG 2001

i found other uses for those too. Pot holder, bathroom towel, mocasins. BVut that is the most creative thing i ever heard

tpham tphamOG 2001

huh.. mocassins.. interesting. i never thought of that... i just like to use them as napkins.. it soaks and absorbs uneblievebaly well.

tpham tphamOG 2001

they are also a good replacement for PITA bread

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

ew, if you only knew!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

hahahaaha so funny

tpham tphamOG 2001

i slay myself sometimes...

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

whens the date?

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