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CAR ACCIDENT!!

g.f.s.rocks by g.f.s.rocks · Nov 29, 2001 · News · 331 views

Everyone, Jahanna "tesoro" got into a bad car accident last night. Her car was totalled and she was sent to the hospital. Thankfully she was discharged last night, but still her car isnt in good shape. Please give your condolonces to her vehicle down below, and whatever you would like to say to Jahanna...

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rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

im sorry tesoro... you can take my car!!!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

LOLOL! Giacomo! what the heck?! are you this hard up for eZabel points!

hahahha

im sorry, im mean, this was nice! :)

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

hah, aww! poor jahanna! im coming to console you! lol

magnum magnumOG 2001

Forget her im going to console that nice car! Leather seats, power windows! Sniff the poor import. J/K happy to hear your ok Jahanna.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Hey Jahanna I was just thinking about you all night last night, and so when I came on eZabel first thing this morning, I thought about you too and this is how this story came about :)

I hope your feeling better:)

magnum magnumOG 2001

STALKER!!! RUN!!!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Darn, how did you find out? I hope she didnt realize that I was the guy in the other vehicle!!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

LOL! ::running:: haha

krod krodOG 2001

im sorry tesoro...

tpham tphamOG 2001

ehh TESORO.. just another statistic that WOMEN CAN'T DRIVE !

magnum magnumOG 2001

Whats the statistic about short asians say?

krod krodOG 2001

that they love skrod.... ya know? the fish!

magnum magnumOG 2001

If u think what that word means thats just plain wrong :P

krod krodOG 2001

scrod also schrod (skrd)

A young cod or haddock, especially one split and boned for cooking as the catch of the day

tpham tphamOG 2001

DIE magnum DIE

magnum magnumOG 2001

You first, and painfully, and slowly. Arent we a happy bunch!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

Matthew 7:12

magnum magnumOG 2001

It says i can do that to him in there?

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

considering im Ms Crashalot... i dont think i add well to the statistics...

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

well.. no offense to all the eZabeler woman out there, but in my experience girls crash a WHOLE lot more then guys... well.. throw matt into that statistic and its all good.. kidding matt! hahaha

ballyhoo ballyhooOG 2001

hey jahanna,

im sorry to hear about that. i hope youre feeling ok. condolences, condolences.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

aww you guys! i feel so loved! thanks! hehe :)

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Your welcome Jahnna, anytime, anytime... :)

tpham tphamOG 2001

Jano.. i really don't love you at all.. really..

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

ya know why right??

because......

youuuuuuu are.....

what are you??

oh yea...

GAYYYYYY! lol

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

either that, or its cuz he's yellow...

tpham tphamOG 2001

I'm kidding.. jahanna. .i love you.. i'm IN love with you.. and well i just don't think i'll ever be out of love for you .. you're the best.

magnum magnumOG 2001

Someones a hater!

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nine9starOG 2001

awwwwwwwwww u poor baby - do u feel you can face the world yet?

i mean being all mushed up like that cant be good for you're street cred ;-)

Oh and Jahanna i hope ur not too traumatised :/ loads of love and condolences

katiedid katiedidFounder

Another eZabel accident. Sorry to hear that. I know what it is to total a car, too :(

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

hahaha... but you still can drive your totalled car, the geo will never be outta commission

tpham tphamOG 2001

interesting

katiedid katiedidFounder

aww, that's true. thanks.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

yo guys, so yea my car's gone which means i have the lovely feat of searching for a new one uck!....if anyone happens to come accross a 98 (or better) honda accord EX (very important) 4-door...with milage no more than 70 thousand...let me know! thanks! :)

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

yes, i know EXACTLY what i want! haha

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

WOW... any more DEMANDS!?? geeeezzz

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nine9starOG 2001

ha ha yeah right :-D

magnum magnumOG 2001

Yes that it has a poodle painted on the back!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

hahaha, yea i know, but its good i know what i want! this way i wont settle! :) (this is good in many aspects of life) i had to make that lame refrence just cause it sounded like i should! lol

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Let me guess, you want it under $14 g's??

magnum magnumOG 2001

Nah more like around 10g's thats good.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

So she wants the car for 10 g's or less...hmmm...thats gonna be rough

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

noooo, i'd settle for 12!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

So you want a Honda Accord EX for under 12....man you are picky!!

magnum magnumOG 2001

Lol why not ask for it for 1k and them throw in a house with it for free :P

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

excellant idea!

magnum magnumOG 2001

im so smart, what would you do without me! =)

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

gee, i just dont know!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

I know what she would do...she would fall madly in love with me and go crazy, head over heals (almost into a depression), when I say no to her, when she asks me to marry her!!!!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

that was so funny...i forgot to laugh...rah rah rah

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 tesoro

rah rah rah...dont you mean HA HA HA!!!

magnum magnumOG 2001 tesoro

Aww jahanna i feel so bad you were turned down by him... How will you deal?!?!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 magnum

She took it pretty hard....

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 magnum

can we just stop this conversation now, cause im getting violently ill.

krod krodOG 2001 tesoro

we're brothers! we're happy & we're singin & we're colored, give me a HIGH FIVE!

magnum magnumOG 2001 krod

They wayan brothers for 500 alex!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 tesoro

are you ok...do you need some medicine, what is making you sick??

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

are you being sarcastic or did you not notice what my comment was talking about!?!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 tesoro

I didnt notice what your comment was talking about?? Is it bad...?

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

you guys were joking saying that i want you or some mooshaka...and i said, can you stop talking about that! cause im getting SICK hearing it!! GET IT!? (in other words, i was dissing you!) haha

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 tesoro

I know... I just wanted to hear your response :)

magnum magnumOG 2001 tesoro

mooshaka thats hot, you make that up all by yourself? /sarcasm :P

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 magnum

The sad part is, I think she did...next thing you see in the dictionary will be mooshaka: def. word filler by Jahanna...

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 tesoro

MOOSHKA BABOOSHKA!!!!!! rofl im dying right now!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 punkprincess

That must be in the updated Tina dictionary...what does that mean??

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 punkprincess

LOLOL!!!!!!!!!! MOOSHKA!!!!!! (doesnt that mean something in polish too) lol oh wait....i just remembered you telling me that you asked anna and kamila like 800 times and they said it didnt! haha funny...

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 tesoro

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! it means NOTHING lololol~

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