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My New Business

raerae by raerae · Apr 28, 2002 · Article · 522 views

Hello Everyone! Many of you don't know who I am. In case you are wondering, I am the funky fresh's sister. The reason I decided to post a story is because I'm hoping to start a business doing hair, manicures, pedicures, etc. so that I can quit my job at the salon and support myself on my own. Hopefully in a year or two i can open a shop upstairs in my house. I want to get the word out so that I can recruit some new clients if possible. Some eZabelers are already aware of my services, and think that they are pretty darn good! I don't have my beauty license yet, but I have over two years experience and I'm halfway through my schooling.

I offer high quality work at cheap prices and I cut both men and women's hair. I know that many of you live too far away to come, but if you know anybody that is looking for a hair dresser, let them know about me because it would really help me out a lot.

Check out one of my "do's" here (Matt wrote the subtitles). I'll try to get up pictures of a girl hair cut soon- "legs" told me she may want me to cut her hair soon.

And here is my price list.

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75 Comments

cerbrato cerbratoOG 2002

I would refer you to all my friends, but you said I dont have any!!! pleaseeeee! you are a loser!!! haha

raerae raeraeFounder

Well i guess you don't have any friends, you said you were going to hang out with them when you got home, but instead you're on the computer!! Who's the loser now?? haha, i'm just joking buddy.

cerbrato cerbratoOG 2002

sniffle,sniffle, sometimes words can hurt, sniffle

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nine9starOG 2001

well i could really do with new hair stylie and my nails filled, but as you're oooooh about an ocean away im afraid ill have to look elsewhere *sigh*

spankey spankeyOG 2002

Rae's an awesome haircutter, take it from me... she layered mine and everything. highly impressive work:)

raerae raeraeFounder

who are you? haha

raerae raeraeFounder

OHHHH elyse!! haha

magnum magnumOG 2001

hrm this place is startin to get weird stories, i think i have to agree with dean's post from the last story people. Ian i hope you are charging her for advertising!

raerae raeraeFounder

How is it wierd? Ian loves me AND my story. In fact, he paid ME to put it up here!

magnum magnumOG 2001

i think your brother approved it and ian doesnt know about it yet, thats what i think :)

raerae raeraeFounder

well, yeah, but i asked ian if i could put it up before i wrote it.

magnum magnumOG 2001

aww welp at least you got his permission. I prefer the el cheapo method though, I cut my hair myself fast, easy and FREE!

deanh77 deanh77Founder

I like this story. I'm sorry nine, don't take offense. just my personal opinion. it was just funny to say "why is there a story about jumping up and down and falling asleep?" nine's "news" was just more "journal"ish. see this story pulled my heart strings, a story of a young girl trying to make a name for herself, to overcome hardship and make a living, so that she can survive in this cruel, cold world, instead of being a screwup like her brother who goes to a second-rate "college" and sells crappers over the phone in his spare time.

deanh77 deanh77Founder

and its def. news. I could see something similar to this in a newspaper article or something. like, "Young woman to open hair-cutting service in hackettstown". not a very interesting article, but an article still. and probably in one of those crappy free papers you pick up at the corner store, oh well.

and I went to the same school as matt and don't have a job so he's doing better than me, haha. ughghg I should shutup now. I'm late and its delerious. <---I seriously just wrote that and then realized its wrong haha. I would be laughing right now but I'm really tired. ughgh.

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

how much of a loser do u have 2b2 write a reply 2ur own message?

raerae raeraeFounder

Thank you Dean!!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Oooh I want Rachel to do my hair for the wedding I have in June if I don't cut it all off before then. Rachel's good

theremin thereminOG 2002

You're gonna go "Sinead O'Connor" on her?

magnum magnumOG 2001

haha pioneer discounts aren't we so nice

spankey spankeyOG 2002

I remember when I cut (butchered) my dad's hair... he looked in the mirror and started screaming about how I turned him into a melon head. hehehe, he wouldn't talk to me for like 3 days.

theremin thereminOG 2002

"Rae Rae, can you handle it?.. meeee-eee-eean curl..."

That was Doughty with Mean Curl off of the Skittish bootleg. After seeing your alias coupled with the subject of hair, I couldn't help myself, but to think of such.

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

...and we are more enriched because of it!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

the question is ... can you make me look pretty ???
i like the pioneer discount .. haha and did anyone look at those pictures.. matt you loser ! haha NBL

legs legsFounder

Ive had various work done by rae rae its GOOD!!!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

so i DO get a pioneer discount!!!?!?! do i get a discount for being ridiculously good looking as well?

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

well, at least give him one for being rediculous

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

...just ckd the price list...oooooh age discrimination....oooooh, i'm calling the bbb

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

I have to say that MATT is a HUGE fag!!!!!!!!

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

nice 2c ur gheydar still works

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

nah... ive just known him for too long..

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

lol  

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

rofl! the pictures are hysterical i cant even stop laughing!!!!!! hahahahaha but rachel, actually i keep telling you this, but i DO want you to cut my hair, i just never have time to drive all the way up there, and now i have to grow my hair out cuz im gonna be in someone's wedding. but! i would like to get tips put on for the summer!!! and i LOVE that discount ehehehehe maybe sometime in may?? whattya think?

iwz iwz

haha, matt, I love those pictures, and the subtitles just *crack* me up, man. hahaha. classic. nice haircut, btw.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea you love those pictures dont you ian.. yea they are nice.. WELL WHERE ARE YOU'RE PICTURES HUH.. where are they !!! huh..

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

you know i aim's to please

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

ooo! I took the pictures.... (sorry guys, I wanted to just stay quite) It really was matt and rae doing all the work. By the way, I also get haircuts at rae's and she's great! Thanks rae!

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crazygirlOG 2001

Actaully i just got a pedicure done by rae and it looks super! i love it. shes the best!

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

oh, I've seen her work in this area, too. She's really good.

deanh77 deanh77Founder

and by "seen her work in this area" you really mean "had this done to myself", right?

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

Am I that transparent?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

by "transparent", do you mean "flaming"?

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

by "do you mean" do you mean "flem wad buildya bucky"?

malibu malibuOG 2001

matt, you are way too cool for any of us.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

well i try anyway. and mad props to todd for handling the camera like a pro

katiedid katiedidFounder

you can wax my bushy brows - hehe.

raerae raeraeFounder

sure! Hey if anyone really wants something done, send me a message

raerae raeraeFounder

Thanks for saying all that good stuff about me guys!! (just wait til i botch them all up... mwahahahaaa)

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

yea i know, rae sucks.. she messes up my hair EVERYTIME!! its TERRIBLE! hahaha.. kidding kidding!

magnum magnumOG 2001

yeah your haircut was lookin kinda ghetto :/ you really should have a proffessional fix that!

malibu malibuOG 2001

no proffesional could ever fix what's wrong with mike's head

raerae raeraeFounder

HAAAHAHAHAAA!!! julie that made me crack up so loud!!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

Listen JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULIA... dont hate on me just cause i have a few battle scars from living it up as a kid... i mean.. cmon... skulls are SUPPOSED to be able to take mulitple hits from varying hard objects.. i mean.. LOOK AT ME NOW!!!!!!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea but can you make me LOOK PRETTY !!!!!!!!!!!!

raerae raeraeFounder

hahaha! I don't know Ty, there doesn't seem to be much hope. JUST KIDDING!!!!

malibu malibuOG 2001

rae now you're making me go hysterical and i'm falling out of my seat at school. People are staring but i'm still laughing. haha!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea laugh it up ...just laugh laugh laugh at the asian guy .. look at him he's yellow.. laugh laugh laugh.

magnum magnumOG 2001

haha *points at the lil yellow guy* AHAHAAHHA ok im done.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

hey rae how comfortable are you with doing up dos..like with curls?

theremin thereminOG 2002

rae rae can handle mean curls.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

ooh mean curls..now I'm getting excited

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

speaking of cuts and hair. I need a hair cut. I'd like to go for something new. can you all believe i used to have long hair.. well down to my ears type hair. it was interesting.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

of course ty, we've all seen "goonies" and "indiana jones - the last crusade"

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

ok just making sure you all remember that i've been in movies..

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

actually it was "indiana jones & the temple of doom". geez get it straight.

magnum magnumOG 2001

hahahaha

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

well sooooOOOOrrrYYYY

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

Just got my hair cut by rae rae... I like it A LOT!!!! I'm a regular now!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

just to let you all know i got my nails done, tips, that look WONDERFUL! SOOOOOOO NICE! thank you so much!! :)

raerae raeraeFounder

thanks guys :*)

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

well she's not that good if she can't make me pretty...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

from what I hear..no one is that good

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

YOU PICKIN ON TY?! CUZ... YOU PICK ON TY....YOU DIE!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

noo not at all..hey that rhymes

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

tell him. i know kung fu.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i set myself up for that. i knew it !

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