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Pirates of the Caribbean

malibu by malibu · Jul 10, 2003 · Review · 252 views


i won't ruin anything for you. so we went yesterday, the day it opened. and we purposely went early so that mike couldn't come even though he wanted to really bad. its all good. lots of people couldn't go. actually there was a large group that arrived at 7, even though that's when the movie was starting. so of course it was sold-out. then jesse and luke were in line and tickets sold out with the person in front of them. we laughed and then walked into the movies.


Front row seats. looking up at a 20 ft picture of johnny depp. oh it was quite nice. also i was never a big fan of orlando bloom. didn't see the appeal in lord of the rings, but in this movie... he was beautiful. but there simply is no comparision to johnny depp. he was suave, funny, charming, and cunning. and the way they did his make-up... it was simply amazing. all boys should wear smoky make-up with eye-liner. the movie..... if you've seen it, you know what i'm talking about. simply so amazing. and crazy. but i was kinda frightened. had to hide my eyes a few times. and there was actual burst out laughing humor that wasn't corny. we're going to see it again. best movie to come in a very long time. mainly because in previews, they didn't really tell you anything about the actual movie. you just knew it was about pirates of the caribean. special effects were sooo cool.
and the story-line!!!!! amazing.

so many shocks and thrills. too great for words. all i can say is 2 LARGE THUMBS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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37 Comments

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Very awesome! Good job on the news post... with the pictures!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

you have large thumbs?

malibu malibuOG 2001

anything that's large on me, is minute size compared to you.

bozo bozoFounder

There isn't anything quite like a review by mailbu.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I've read this review somewhere else..did you copy it?

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Very funny... there is another one in the journals..

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

this movie looks very good...good for me to poop on!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

hahaha that was pretty funny brian...hey man, why don't you put the plunger story on here...? that was hysterical...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

holy embarrassing! i will...SOON.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

very cool. very cool.

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

I cannpt wait to see this movie- Jonny Depp and Orlando Bloom what a team!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe next time they will make a *buddy* type movie like Harrson Ford and Josh Hartnett, set in 2003, just hope they won't play cops.....hey maybe Chip n Dale dancers????

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

it was so funny how there were parts in the movie that i remember from the ride in Disney World

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

That was always my favorite ride! Though they messed it up when they had them chasing food instead of women because women's right activist people got all mad.

malibu malibuOG 2001

to clarify: lynz means they ruined such a good ride when the women activists harassed disney to the point where the ride got changed from the pirates chasing women, to them chasing food.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

whatever! they should change the ride to Malibu chasing Johnny Depp...for food! i wonder what a flame broiled teen heart throb would taste like...

malibu malibuOG 2001

interesting. in the re-read. it appears as if i was obsessed with johnny depp, in actuality. i am the one least in love with him out of all the people i know.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

you have some sick friends. thank goodness for lithium. sedate them.

malibu malibuOG 2001

awwww. dan's jealous cuz he has competition for the ladies attention.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

haha..i'll compete with johnny depp..i think that he's a more than worthy opponent.

malibu malibuOG 2001

"more than worthy?" as in he'll blow you outta the water? (not to be mean, that's just how you said it.)

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

I saw the movie last night because of this review... and I definitly have to give it two thumbs up! .... Great Reaview!

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

ugh this movie is disgusting....what about all the dead people walkin around and all that junk?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

They aren't dead. They're just so super old they look dead. Don't worry Johnny Depp will solve every problem with his hotness.

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

yes. i agree his hotnes will make even me young agian

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samuraisamOG 2003

Julia was quite right in her review. It was soooo AMAZING!!! There was definite squirming on Julie's part during the movie. At times, it seemed like we were the only ones laughing...but that's ok.

malibu malibuOG 2001

hahaha. that's cuz it was definetly scary!! yeah benking said the two of us laughed louder than anyone else in the theater, but i think he's lying and its the fact that he was sitting near us.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

johhny must really have a thing for lil mustaches, because he dons another mustache in his next role in Once Upon a Time in Mexico! it's the continuation of Desperado with Antonia Banderas and Enrique Iglesias in his first acting role. girls start your swoonin'.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

are you kidding?? I LOVE mexicans! mike is mexican!!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

what? no way... jesse t is texmex... thats all she wrote.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I used to walk around with Antonio Banderas head taped to a popsicle stick. It was called Antonio Head.

malibu malibuOG 2001

you are such a sicko. there's simply nothing else to say.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

that is the coolest thing i've ever read

nsav16 nsav16OG 2003

wow antonio benderz i think hes dead now right? LOL

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Why would he be dead?

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ganon188OG 2003

hes not dead just in a bad state of movie acting. hes in a slump

malibu malibuOG 2001

bad acting? excuse you. i will refer to spy kids I and II and great examples of his stellar ability. i'm thinking i'm taking my lil sisters to see the new 3-D one.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i agree! antonia is my man! he acts VERY well. he's been making some freaking great flicks! hardcore action flicks and kids flicks as well. he tosses it up.

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