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Did someone just get ice cream on your shirt?

magnum by magnum · Oct 16, 2003 · Laugh · 169 views

Even worse was it one of those sniveling little whinney thing known as kids? Do you want to get even?

Well then Lay the smack down!

Get that kid is the best darn headlock you have ever done and pummel him till his tickle me elmo he is carrying pops a eye out.

Seriously though however crazy that lady is, that must have be hilarious to watch (ok maybe im demented). It almost seems like one of i like birds storys has come to life.

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15 Comments

frobro frobroOG 2003

I don't see the big deal. The kid had it coming

bizarret bizarretOG 2003

Man, what's gonna happen when her newborn infant upchucks on her shoulder? or in her mouth? i just hope someone gets that on video.

bizarret bizarretOG 2003

I'd love to see that psychological problems this kid gets in the future from this trauma. Will he be scared of ice cream? or even worse, LACTOSE INTOLLERANT?!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah. i hate you.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

oh NO, is this what happened to YOU dan?

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

hey hey, no hating

frobro frobroOG 2003

I'm afraid of waffles. I don't know why.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

hahahhahahahahahhahah..... thats so funny.. hahhaa i sooo would have love to seen that.. oh man.. stupid kid.. she should poured hot sauce in his eyes while she was at... if someone ever smeared washable ice cream of my skirt..i'd be so angry

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

yo... who goes to jail for only 4 days?

bizarret bizarretOG 2003

yeah, if that's the only penalty, maybe i wanna try it too. sounds like fun.

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

the actual penaty is up to 10 years

bizarret bizarretOG 2003

thank you Jeeves.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

haha ooo yea i didn't finish reading it...

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

yea... im sure your jailmate Bubba would think so as well...

magnum magnumOG 2001

4 days only thats sweet, look out annoying little kids every where. I am going to be giving some back breakers out free of charge!

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