Who Would Win In A Fight?

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39 total votes · Sep 16, 2003 · ophelia

by ophelia

Abraham Lincoln 24 votes (61.5%)

Missy Elliot 15 votes (38.5%)

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#1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Oct 15, 2003

Missy Elliot would totally get her freak on and destroy Abe

#2 forrestinaOG 2002

Oct 15, 2003

missy's all talk no game

#3 tinserOG 2002

Oct 15, 2003

abe lincoln is the coolest...he could dropkick anybody

#4 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Oct 15, 2003

i dont now... i'd say abe.. but guy got shot in a theater. everyone knows.. to watch their backs in a theater.. it's dangerous.. so i'm gonna go with missy.. only because she's not dead. dead people can't fight. i mean they can.. if they are zombies.. so are you saying a dead zombie abe lincoln? who likes to eat brains? if so i'll go with abe. otherwise missy. cause she's got a badunkadunk .

#5 yodasuckaOG 2003

Oct 15, 2003

um, i think abe would totally win cuz first of all hes got a big hat and secondly, "missey" doesn't exist.. her name is "missy"...

#5.1 rocksupastarFounder

Oct 15, 2003

who said it was missey?

#5.1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

Oct 15, 2003

the poll said "missey"!!!! but now it is changed...

#5.1.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

Oct 15, 2003

suuuuuuure

yodasuckaOG 2003

Oct 15, 2003

o man mick, u always do this to me! u change things so it seems as tho i'm crazy... I AM NOT CRAZY... it DID say "missey"!!!!! o this is so unfair...

rocksupastarFounder

Oct 15, 2003

I didnt change anything!

yodasuckaOG 2003

Oct 15, 2003

fine mick, deny it all u want, but just remember, Jehovah sees everything and he knows all

bizarretOG 2003 funny

Oct 15, 2003

he also knows that lithium is good for dementia, crazy!

tinserOG 2002

Oct 15, 2003

haha, that was great....if i had the power...i'd so mark that as funny

yodasuckaOG 2003

Oct 15, 2003

I DO NOT HAVE DEMENTIA! it really said "missey"!!! MICK I'M GONNA HURT U FOR THIS!!!

bizarretOG 2003 yodasucka

Oct 15, 2003

woah, let's keep it on the manhunt field people.

yodasuckaOG 2003 bizarret

Oct 15, 2003

o we will! we will!

thatdarngirlOG 2002 yodasucka

Oct 15, 2003

It did say Missey..I saw it too and wondered if that's how she really spells it.

yodasuckaOG 2003 thatdarngirl

Oct 15, 2003

THANK YOU!!!!!!

tinserOG 2002

Oct 15, 2003

haha, thank you for highlighting that...it needed it

#6 hunkpapapOG 2003

Oct 15, 2003

No i didn't say abe lincoln i said HEY Blinkin....

#6.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

Oct 15, 2003

haha GREAT MOVIE!!

#7 jollycandymanOG 2001

Oct 15, 2003

This is a really hard choice. Abe definately has the wingspan advantage, so he could punch away at Missy's head. But if Missy gained back her weight, she could easilly take down Abe and head-butt him....but skinny Missy Elliot would be domintated. She just doesn't have any weight to throw around

#8 malibuOG 2001

Oct 15, 2003

favorite quote by abraham lincoln----

"if i were two faced do you think i would be wearing this one?"(he was known for being really ugly so he'd just look at missy and she's drop dead.

#8.1 tinserOG 2002

Oct 15, 2003

that's mine! /

#8.1.1 malibuOG 2001

Oct 16, 2003

actually my sister told me this quote the other day cuz we were talking about ugly people. and she said how he went down in history as being extrmeley ugly.

#9 thefunkyfreshFounder

Oct 16, 2003

i gotta go with honest abe on this one, height and weight advantages. anybody see "the state" skit on abe? so funny...

#10 bizarretOG 2003

Oct 16, 2003

Abraham Lincoln is so hot right now. Some people call him Babe-raham Lincoln. There... I said it.

#10.1 jollycandymanOG 2001

Oct 16, 2003

That's it, GET OUT! (pointing at door, then realizing Its just me in the room)

#10.1.1 bizarretOG 2003

Oct 16, 2003

matt, how do you do it? i mean really, how do you do it? how are you so smoothe?

#10.1.1.1 jollycandymanOG 2001

Oct 20, 2003

hahah, I amaze myself too....that waitress didn't know what she was missing, Im so sssssmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooootttttthhhhhhhe

#11 fivezeroOG 2003

Oct 16, 2003

Abe would beat Missy UNRECOGNIZABLE! Timbaland would be like, "dang, Missy, you don't need me no mo! Abe gave you all the beats you need! chuhuhuh!"

#11.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

Oct 16, 2003

you need to never skip a day of your medication, always remember that.

#11.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

Oct 16, 2003

yeah, well, your mama.

#12 frobroOG 2003

Oct 16, 2003

Missy would puy Abe down, flip him and reverse him.

#12.1 bizarretOG 2003

Oct 16, 2003

excellent use of that gross lard's lyrics.

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