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ever fall asleep in the late afternoon, say around 4 or 5, then wake up at like 8:00 and think... OH NO I'M LATE FOR WORK!!!!! this happens to me sometimes especially in the winter when it gets dar...

on journal Morning Brain Farts
Oct 24, 2003

i really liked that movie! i havent seen it in a while but now i want to

Oct 24, 2003

i once had a <i>Colon</i>al Mass Ejection. well, by "once" i really mean once a day. every morning around 10:00 or so. like clockwork.

Oct 24, 2003

hahaha... man i forgot how much i loved that movie!! i have to buy it! big top peewee was funny too, but not nearly as funny as pee wees big adventure

on poll
Oct 23, 2003

actually, contrary to popular belief, golf wasn't invented until the 17th century, well after the fall of the Roman empire. The first golf balls were leather sacks stuffed with feathers and pebble...

on journal GOLF QUESTION
Oct 23, 2003

wasnt there a bald-butted bear in the movie "the great outdoors" with john candy and dan ackroyd??

Oct 23, 2003

hahahaaaa...i thought you might mention that. man! i was hoping you'd forgotten. and hey! the pirates of penzance is a good movie!! that i will not back down from!

on poll
Oct 23, 2003

hahaha.... oh... YOU!

Oct 23, 2003

look, i created myself a girlfriend!! <img src="http://matt.ezabel.com/~matty/images/CAUPFDG4.jpg">

Oct 23, 2003

the nose is what makes him cool. he's a millionaire, he could easily get plastic surgery, but he just doesn't care. i heard he broke it boxing

Oct 23, 2003

its sad, but i think for the most part, bethelites are just kids trying to get away from their god forsaken towns in east jabib, OH so they can tell people they're from brooklyn

Oct 23, 2003

shup up!! why don't you make me?! I DONT MAKE MONKEYS, I JUST TRAIN EM!!

on poll
Oct 23, 2003

haha, i remember that movie, i forget what the point of it was, i just remember the theme song.... pippy longstocking is comin in to your world... a freckled face, red-haired girl, YOU OUGHTA KNOW!...

on poll
Oct 23, 2003

i know you are but what am i? i know you are but what am i?!?! I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM IIII!!!??!?! i meant to do that.

on poll
Oct 23, 2003

that's so crazy

Oct 21, 2003

i'm not really sentimental at all, i think if you don't use it, don't save it. I just hate garage sales cuz i can't stand garage sale people all wandering around my yard.

Oct 20, 2003

your call forgot how to speak??

on journal Haha
Oct 17, 2003

this topic is so dead. we need to get prince on here himself to confirm, otherwise we should just stop talking about it

Oct 17, 2003

i was just thinking about all those cartoon movies with interspecies romance and how messed up and weird that is.

Oct 17, 2003

hey dan, at least if i did choose girls over sports, at least i could GET girls. don't be bitter.

Oct 17, 2003

somebody said that eric and gina kreigisch are in prince's hall

Oct 17, 2003

yeah this is definitely exaggerated, which kind of makes me mad

Oct 16, 2003

i fear for this man's life...

in thread Priceless · Sports
Oct 16, 2003

i love the knicks too... but they need to FIRE SCOTT LAYDEN!! HE SUCKS!!!

in thread NBABY · Sports
Oct 16, 2003

at this point in my life, sports win over girls every day of the week.

Oct 16, 2003

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