Comments by skaorsk8

woah...i think i just found my perfect job...

yeah man all that TALKING!! i don't know how you do it! (kidding, katie!)

hahaha i just realized that i did that. hmm. well, live and don't learn, that's me.

it's possible that tesoro's answers were so retarted you felt like you needed to ask her again to get her to think more intelligently. i have a theory about people who don't eat meat...they turn sp...

ahh, the harmful effects of alcohol on an impressionable youth.

a NEWWWWT?

well, she turned me into a newt!

but...how do you KNOOOOOW she is a witch??

you know what, i notice that happens to TV news reporters a lot. like, they just babble incoherently for a minute, and speak at the wrong times, while they wait for the satelite feed to catch up. s...

i refuse to look at this. this reminds me of college. so, no.

stay on the scene-AH

yes. it's different. and it's nice.

yeah, i like me some olive garden garlic bread.

woah. what happened here???

there is no smacky the frog. who told you that??

miss bliss always got mad when we made him do our homework, for some reason.

yes. definitely.

i think someone needs to buy you a better joke book.

this is very very good. but not as good as the half-naked dancing asians!!

have you ever heard the driftwood they do live on the "why does it always rain on me" single...sooo funny.

these polls suck. how many polls about alcohol do we REALLY need??

tina...why are you watching TV with the closed captioning on? I mean, you have enough problems without forcing yourself to "read" TV....

wow its' really clear right now, and there are no bugs!

and dominicans!

all i said was the easter bunny at the menlo park mall was more convincing!!