Comments by skaorsk8

yeah it's all recorded. doesn't necessarily mean it was listened to by a human afterward- just scanned by a computer. if you REALLY want to get some people excited, call a friend who lives in anoth...

yeah you know what, i called and YELLED at this random girl who i thought did that to me!! Her name was Dawn and she was like "WTF?"

i remember it being called "Alexander and the horrible no good very bad day"

after high school i decided that college would be smart..so i went to community college, which was just like high school, only easier and with hotter girls...I never bothered to try in high school,...

yeah the book was wayyy better than the movie. easily.

clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right!!

I would say "The Best Non-Required Reading of 2001" I think it's called...AWESOME book of short stories. One in there is about a guy, a writer, who just walks into a dot-com company one day and sta...

DUDE WAS THAT YOU WHO LEFT THAT ON MY VOICEMAIL??????????

yeah but then it doens't celebrate me being single and no one buys me PRESENTS!!! which is not good, in case you were wondering.

hey yeah..i've always wanted to make an escort service...where, ummm....we would just fix up...old...ford...escorts....and sell them! yeah! that's it!

no i dont' think you told me this idea. maybe you told another guy named dan

waiiiit...are you upset because your car is made of recycled plastic?? shoot...well, don't worry. i'm sure rubbermaid will find a good use for it...

no no...the point here is so that I get gifts...not you...

yo i SOOOO wish i lived in CA for something like that...make a demo cd of yourself introducing some songs (only 10 secs worth of music, then you talk again)...put in a LOT of different kinds of mus...

you know what, Tina... I see this becoming a top ezabel journal VERY quickly.

yaeh umm i had some issues and i posted them on teh beta site...but i like the fact that i can see old deleted news stories!! pretty cool!! i tried to approve an old story and it said "no"

i thought you meant "i love junk mail" for a second...which didn't really make a lot of sense..but neither did "i love spam ham"...

compliment...yeah. that's it. i knew it was something.

there it is!!! i'm not sure why I am not in that picture, but I guess i can't be everywhere at once...let's give a round of applause for tina, ladies and gentlemen! that's right...she's the girl ma...

yo did you know you will have killed 33,000 people if you beat the game car-mageddon? blew me away (i've never played that game though..i only play tony hawk, as you all know)

you aren't fat. i would use that picture of you dressed up all nice as proof, but i dont' know where it is...

the best is the atomic wedgie...where the waistband goes over the head...

oh yeah and I learned that skating in rockerfeller center is expensive- 13 dollars to skate and 7 dollars to rent skates...and there will always be people who want to pay that even though they can'...

I also learned that saturn is going to KEEP making cars, because stupid people like Mike keep buying them. And Saturn will try to make "luxury" cars as a result.

oh and I learned that if you want to make fun of a girl's accessories, a purse is Ok, but belts with a lot of loops, that's not OK.