Comments by ilikebirds
6,087 totalin all that reading... i didn't find out if kristy is hot or not. whats going on here.
I plan for a variety of independant contractors and the like. I guarantee an A+++ time, would party again.
i met lindsay lohan, and i'm like ' hey you're lindsday lohan'' and she's like " yeaa me ' and i'm like " hmm you get that a lot huh..." and shes like " yea i mean it's my name" and then i'm like '...
I offical title is Career Studential Engineer and Festive Activity Coordinator. WOOOO HOOOOO
I believe in a thing called L U S T
i have a virus in my pants. i call him Omar. He's so sweet. He works at a button factory. BUTTONS FOR MIDGETS !
for serious. good times. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i'm your papichulo. not ezabels. mami vien aqui
yea i'm with you. i need to save money. i spend like there's no tommorrow. just all on good times.. wait.. who cares. i'm spending.. nah i should care.
and just for background info, i made a movie and that was the last scene.. instead of THE END. i thought what better than to stick my yellow butt up there.. as MY END. clever asian i am i am. anywa...
oh yeah for all those who dont know my sarcastic humor. i really am homeless.
ok princess i changed it. i hope you like this one !
i'm glad i have so much money that i dont know what to do with it.. it's just like coming out of my butt. i should just start wiping with it... seriously...
ok lauryn , relax
i give the homeless, my sweats like a vortex killin my enemis in chess, like elliot ness, making a mess, with a girl name bess, i could care less cause i'm blessed
yes. missiong accomplished
lay off the wine, and check to make sure you didn't wake up in bath tub full of ice, missing kidneys.
yup.. slowly but surely.. getting less numb and tastier ! everyday..
well if it's blue, green, pink, or fuschia.. just go to the doctor.
when i find out.. i'll let you know. i woke up and it felt like i just got back from the dentist.. when your mouth is numb. but it was my tongue. i didn't know what it was.. \ until i brushed my t...
I love drinking. and i'm an extremely thirsty person. I drink eveything i can in the morning.. so i couldn't really pick a good one. but... i can measure with the MORNING PEE what i need to drin...
as long as this line up scores 2000 runs this season.. i'm not too worried. but if that doesn't happen.. ugh.. our pitching sucks. but if we get MADDUX too. that'd be hot
ohhh i've been through all 4 of those... except for the last one. so really.. just 3. and that... is no help to you at all
haha i'm only messing around. i'm not serious.or funny. i'm just goofy